My Erotic Trail
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My Erotic Trail said:I used a stripper
on the door
peeled the finish
like clothes falling
rubbed the grain
like feminine curves
engrossed
in the hard wood
satisfied
I entered the opening
and splat
my stain
My Erotic Trail said:WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU THINK OF THOSE WOODEN INDIANS THAT USE TO SIT OUT IN FRONT OF GENERAL STORES???
The wooden Indian gleemed a weathered smile as I walk past him and out the back door. He had a full head-dress of splintered feathers, chiseled eyes and a knotched out smile. A Hand carved antiquity that stood head high. Both its hands were in front of him holding rolled cigars.
RhymeFairy said:Why the cigars?
I have oft seen these Indians. Very poignant look about them. Seems as if the artist just gave up, a job half done. I feel as if the Indian deserved more than just a curt carving and squared out smile ....
me~
My Erotic Trail said:in our history, it states that in the mid 1800's to the early 1900's ships began being built with steel, replacing the wooden boats, this put a lot of wood carving craftsmen out of work. the need for these indians with cigars grew as a way to show a general goods store in a cheep enough manner. I am using one in a story I am writing and researched them and found it interesting. Especially the part of how a lot of out national finance first came from tobacoo crops and taxes etc, our country was built on these trades and now, the no smoking rage is upon us, I don't smoke but I believe you have a right to if you want to, cause I will smoke a cigar now and again <grin
wildsweetone said:Do you mean the wooden indian with cigars became a 'shop sign' much the same as the barber shop pole?
Was it coincidence these wooden indians increased when the ships began to be built with steel, or did the carvers move from ships to 'signs'?
Have you ever read John Barth's The Sod Weed Factor?
My Erotic Trail said:Contrary to the Contra, in a jungle's world
I taught the depressed to rise, survive and thrive
when metal falls like rain and anvils explode
erasing decades of villages within minutes
and the children lay dreamless
an inferno of Central atrocities
when a govenor govens with a pistol grip
elemintaing those who think differently
I spread my wings and circle above them
while villagers take back their homes
and North took the heat
RhymeFairy said:Now this is gripping my friend ~
I have read this three times and still see more
behind the words with each reading ~
My Erotic Trail said:Contrary to the Contra, in a jungle's world
I taught the depressed to rise, survive and thrive
when metal falls like rain and anvils explode
erasing decades of villages within minutes
and the children lay dreamless
an inferno of Central atrocities
when a govenor govens with a pistol grip
elemintaing those who think differently
I spread my wings and circle above them
while villagers take back their homes
and North took the heat
seranade said:hey bro!
alby-watching this one grow.
Where is the insane trail of the slug? Missed it?
alby-around
RhymeFairy said:Sitting at the computer, alone so I thought.
In came the kids, I knew not what they sought.
The smallest one was holding a stick,
Looking up from puter, and trying to be quick.
I looked him over, waiting to see what was amiss,
When into the room came this ...
A big fat chicken came flying through,
Oh my, Holly crap, what to do.
Falling outta my chair, and jumping up fast,
I watch the chicken go flying past.
It flew through the kitchen, landing on the stove.
The kids screaming, laughing, me shouting "Catch him by Jove!!!"
After the chicken goes Lil son, stick in hand,
One would have thought he was leading the band.
Running, screaming, laughing with delight.
My kids were upon it, it was alight ...
Flying to the table, the desk, and chair.
I started screaming "Get away from there!!!"
It flew to the fridge, landing on the top.
Kids giggling, me screaming "I wish you would stop!!"
Stick waving, kids running, I am a mess.
The crazy thing flew right into my chest.
Jumping, dancing, screaming am I.
The kids rolling in laughter it flew right by.
Grabbing a towel, I lunge for it.
Tripping over myself "Oh Shit !!"
Catching my footing I throw the towel.
Finally catching that stupid fowl.
Smiling, laughing "Finally some relief"
Hearing my kids giving me grief.
Taking the chicken out the door.
Away that stupid chicken did soar.
Back into the house I went with glee.
Rid of that crazy chicken, happy I be.
The kids still laughing all over the house.
Except the Lil one, he was quiet as a mouse.
To my Lil love I did go.
Taking his stick, away I did throw.
Out the door the Lil one ran.
Chasing that stupid chicken again ...
Remember when ... Was thinking of you today my friend. I remembered writing this and what a kick you got out of it.
Thinking that was right around the time I started posting on this thread ...
RhymeFairy said:This one?
I can chase your chicken
down the forbidden path
catch it ... stroke
it. Fluffing feathers, nice
soft.
Small pecks, licks
to soften the
blow
down below. Legs kicking
feathers flying
stroking your fancy
to your cocks
delight.
roflmao~
Sorry my friend, had to be done. Which one are you talking about? You know I write these chicken poems just to keep you amused ... right?
RhymeFairy said:Silly goose ~!!!
My point being, I have a whole lotta chicken poems just like you.
I sent it in an email eh ... trying to remember.
*biting tongue and tapping foot *
Nope, no memory of that one. What else was it about? Give me a line, a word, anything ... I am sooo drawing a blank here my friend.
... I did have a minor wreck last week, so I do have a valid excuse ~ * whew ....
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