Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Most of us aren't worried about someone identifying our jiggly bits

I just had a thought, do you think there is a gynecologist out there who might see a Lady’s Lit pic and be like “Wait a minute . . .”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I just had a thought, do you think there is a gynecologist out there who might see a Lady’s Lit pic and be like “Wait a minute . . .”

Doctor patient confidentiality! And why did he memorize my vag?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Exactly. It's like the story of Oscar Wilde laying naked by the river with a group of other young men, when a boatful of girls took a wrong turning and came past them. All the others threw towels around their waists, and Wilde threw his over his head, "Because in Oxford, I'm known by my face."

However, in a way, it is still weird, because this is a completely new form of human interaction. Before the internet (and to some extent also the phone) you couldn't meet people at a distance and share yourself sexually with them in that kind of anonymous way, whether through your voice or pictures. Outside very rare circumstances, someone would never share their orgasm for you to watch or listen to (for example) without you physically being there with them, and presumably seeing and knowing the whole person.

It is a remarkable thing that something so vastly different than people had ever experienced before over thousands of years has come to exist in our lifetimes.

Someone did invent glory holes way before anonymous internet sex

 

[justanotherguy80]

Someone did invent glory holes way before anonymous internet sex

I wonder who the first person to drill a glory hole was? And who the first person was to then think ‘this hole in the toilet wall must be for my cock’?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I wonder who the first person to drill a glory hole was? And who the first person was to then think ‘this hole in the toilet wall must be for my cock’?

Dunno who it was but I'm pretty sure it was the same guy... There's no way someone drilled a hole and then didn't stick his dick in

 

[justanotherguy80]

Dunno who it was but I'm pretty sure it was the same guy... There's no way someone drilled a hole and then didn't stick his dick in

But what if the driller wanted to be the sucker and not the suckee?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But what if the driller wanted to be the sucker and not the suckee?

Why are you asking me such hard questions?

Then he would've had to draw instructions on the other side of the hole

 

[justanotherguy80]

Why are you asking me such hard questions?

Then he would've had to draw instructions on the other side of the hole

Just validating your credentials.

I’m pretty sure I’ve never had to draw instructions to get my cock sucked.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just validating your credentials.

I’m pretty sure I’ve never had to draw instructions to get my cock sucked.

But if you wanted to suck cock through a mystery hole? You don't want someone surprising you with trash

 

[justanotherguy80]

Fair point.

But which side do you draw the instructions on? Both sides, just to be sure?

Imagine two people stood in cubicles, both waiting for a cock to pop through the hole. A Mexican cock-off with no one pulling the trigger.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fair point.

But which side do you draw the instructions on? Both sides, just to be sure?

Imagine two people stood in cubicles, both waiting for a cock to pop through the hole. A Mexican cock-off with no one pulling the trigger.

Okay the first guy to do this HAD to mark the direction of traffic.

Which makes me wonder if there's some glory hole standard, like dicks always go in from the right to prevent there being just two open mouths on each side waiting forever until their jaws get too tired so they give up and go home.

Mark the direction of traffic for success.

 

[justanotherguy80]

Okay the first guy to do this HAD to mark the direction of traffic.

Which makes me wonder if there's some glory hole standard, like dicks always go in from the right to prevent there being just two open mouths on each side waiting forever until their jaws get too tired so they give up and go home.

Mark the direction of traffic for success.

I’ve got some spare time later today. I’ll pop down to the local public convenience and test this out.

Full report to follow.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve got some spare time later today. I’ll pop down to the local public convenience and test this out.

Full report to follow.

The report is done when I wake up. I'm guessing you're the sucker since you're popping down instead of out?

 

[Renee1967]

This thread will replace my previous misfire:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1548350

I feel I’ve done a lot of maturing in the last 24 hours cool and now I have a better idea of what I was trying to do. I imagine most people were put off by the ridiculous title of the last thread and (hopefully) this one will attract more interest.

“Cock Talk” will be about all things cock related (and the balls for good measure).

As a Cock Carrying Member (get it?) since birth I have spent a tremendous amount of time on my own penis. Playing with it, thinking about it, thinking with it and just having a ball blasting good time.

And yet, there is still so much I don’t know about Penises in general.

So let’s talk and learn, share and laugh, and marvel at the mighty dick. Let’s face it, they are of interest to every one of us. Whether it be your own, your SO, whether it be of flesh and blood or rubber latex, heart operated or battery operated—we all enjoy Captain Creamy and the Teste Twins (to some degree or another).

I'm sure your penis is just peachy keen. Extra special.

Get it?

 

[justanotherguy80]

The report is done when I wake up. I'm guessing you're the sucker since you're popping down instead of out?

Who knows? Isn’t that what the test is going to determine?

I may get sucked off or get a face-full. It’s the not knowing that makes it so exciting.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who knows? Isn’t that what the test is going to determine?

I may get sucked off or get a face-full. It’s the not knowing that makes it so exciting.

But how can you be surprised? Either your face is by the hole or you're putting your dick through it. How flexible are you that you can do both at the same time?

 

[justanotherguy80]

Enough with the questions now.

You’re like a university professor critiquing my dissertation plan.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Enough with the questions now.

You’re like a university professor critiquing my dissertation plan.

So now you need a PhD to use a glory hole?

 

[justanotherguy80]

It does feel like glory hole etiquette is a potential minefield. I think an academic paper is needed.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It does feel like glory hole etiquette is a potential minefield. I think an academic paper is needed.

Or just stumble around until there's an explosion

 

[justanotherguy80]

Or just stumble around until there's an explosion

The story of my sex life.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I wonder who the first person to drill a glory hole was? And who the first person was to then think ‘this hole in the toilet wall must be for my cock’?

This has Pixar movie written all over it.

Why are you asking me such hard questions?

Then he would've had to draw instructions on the other side of the hole

You are a real problem solver, I like that.

Glory Holes are fascinating to me. I wonder if there’s ever been a documentary on them.
I’d watch it.

 

[Bry1313]

Doctor patient confidentiality! And why did he memorize my vag?

Because…….ooops, public forum again

 

[Ricardus]

Someone did invent glory holes way before anonymous internet sex

When I said "outside rare circumstances," I must confess what I meant was "other than glory holes." Then I thought: (i) do I really want to talk about glory holes?; and (ii) maybe there's some other weird exception I haven't thought of. So thank you for bringing the conversation back to brass tacks

Even so, online sharing is "weird" in a different way from glory holes (not that they aren't weird in their own way!). You still have to be there physically, and indeed interact physically, but in a very limited way. You can share a lot more of your actual self online than you would in that situation, but with people far away that you may never meet.

This has Pixar movie written all over it.

You are a real problem solver, I like that.

Glory Holes are fascinating to me. I wonder if there’s ever been a documentary on them.
I’d watch it.

I don't know about a documentary, but I read something recently about a glory hole in a museum. I think it was in Perth in Australia. They'd cut out a section of wall that was apparently the oldest known glory hole in the city!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Are glory holes a real thing in hetero spaces outside of porn and erotica? I always, maybe incorrectly, thought they were for discreet gay hookups back when people had to hide themselves more