Cock Talk

Ya.

Best part, it was a custom order on etsy shop. So she got it in her choice of pretty colors. They make some pretty cool stuff actually.

When it shipped, it was literally shipped from like 2 towns over. She was like, OMFG what if it's someone we know. 😬 I about died. 🤣
If someone is making custom tentacle dildos I'm pretty sure they're not going to be judging anyone.
You aren't doing anything shameful anyway
 
To all of you anti-tentacle people, may I present THIS SCENE.

If you don’t get hard or wet, you are a better person than I. 😎
I have never read or watched any type of creature erotica/porn. And I have no clue if I’d be really put off or get surprisingly aroused. It’s interesting to contemplate.

I’ll think I’ll just skip that link for now and let it be Schrödinger’s monster porn 😂
 
I have never read or watched any type of creature erotica/porn. And I have no clue if I’d be really put off or get surprisingly aroused. It’s interesting to contemplate.

I’ll think I’ll just skip that link for now and let it be Schrödinger’s monster porn 😂
What are fingers, tongues and cocks if not a sort of tentacle?....
 
What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

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Was your first blowjob experience a good one?
Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?
What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?
If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?
Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?
Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire 😜)?
Describe your best blowjob experience:
Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?
How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?
 

Was your first blowjob experience a good one?
Yes, it was fun and sexy, lots of trust which, for me at least, allows for deeper exploration & risk taking. My husband is the only guy I've ever done this for. I was a bit of a pillow princess prior to him. It's a good thing I didn't, if I'd known how much I enjoy it, I would have gotten a reputation 😬

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
I like giving surprise BJ's. I've given several out of the blue. Many a car BJ, a few in theaters, I've tried on a plane...

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?
It did, but better. I thought it would be smooth & hard, but I thought it would smell gross. My friends had talked about "the smell". I don't know if their boyfriends had bad hygiene, or what, smell has never been a factor in my experience.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?
Do not do something she doesn't expect, especially if you're just getting acquainted sexually. It's a very vulnerable position to be in, so shoving her head down, or cumming in her mouth without any warning, or god forbid, pull out and unexpectedly cum on her face, might not be the best way to get a repeat performance.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?
I love giving/receiving oral. If this is a problem in your relationship, step up the good hygiene, trim the hedges, and have a long, frank discussion with your partner. Maybe read Mating in Captivity together, or a similar book on how to keepsex interesting.

If you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?
I've never had a complaint, does that count as good? A BJ from me is almost like a visit to the opthemologist, "is it better like this, or like this?", "do you like me on my knees, or beside you?". I read a lot, I follow sex therapist blogs & youtube channels, I try to keep things spicy and new, but he seems equally as happy with a straight forward BJ as a more creative one

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire 😜)?
If you cum in my hairI swear to God, I will junk punch you so hard, your grandkids will feel it. Hair is a hard limit!

My spouse thinks cumming in my mouth is gross, so I've never done that, though I would if he were into it. If it turns my partner on to cum on my breast, back, etc. It'll turn me on too just knowing I've been a part of getting them excited

Describe your best blowjob experience:
Driving down the Columbia Gorge. I teased him for hours until he finally had to pull over.

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?
.Just communicate! Tell me what feels best. My spouse is pretty quiet in bed, I'd love a sound or word from him, any kind of direction would hot & appreciated!
 
What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

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Was your first blowjob experience a good one?
Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?
What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?
If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?
Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?
Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire 😜)?
Describe your best blowjob experience:
Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?
How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?
This about sums it up for me!
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Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

Yes, it was with my ex (only other woman I've ever been with) who was quite skilled and enthusiastic about it. Her greatest skill was deepthroating, and she would deepthroat as I came and take it all down her throat. It's really an incredible feeling.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

Not really. I wouldn't say no, ha.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

N/A

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

1- Enthusiasm is the biggest thing. If you seem turned on/excited about what you're doing, if you're making eye contact, etc., that means more than skill at least in my book. Advanced skills are great, but enthusiasm is #1 in my book.

2- Be very careful with teeth. A little teasing with them if you have a good feel for your partner is fine, but a toothy blowjob can get painful fast. Using your hand and working the tip is better than trying to take too much and getting toothy.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

Well, my wife generally does not like receiving oral, so I just don't do it most of the time. She says I can get a blowjob whenever I ask, but I call shenanigans...

If you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

N/A

If you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire 😜)?

Mouth/throat is most of what I've done. Breasts a couple times. I'd like to try on her face if she'd ever let me but I'm not going to push it. Down her throat (i.e. with my ex) was the best out of them all. I think in the mouth and swallowing would be next, dunno why but swallowing is just hotter to me. Maybe because my wife doesn't do it. 🤷‍♂️. But it's not something I'd ever make an issue.

Describe your best blowjob experience:

With my ex, was getting ready to leave, her parents weren't home , she wanted me to stay a bit longer so she pushed me down on the recliner and went to town. Enthusiasm for days. She actually made me cum without ejaculating, then made me cum again shortly after when I actually "came." It was an odd sensation at first and is the only time I've ever had multiple orgasms in quick succession like that.

With my wife, the first time she asked me to facefuck her was hot as hell. That would be a close 2nd.

Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?

Nope, and N/A

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?
Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm, Enthusiasm.

Eye contact, in moderation.

Deepthroating is a great skill, but not essential.
 
Twas. I'll delve into nostalgia story time. We had been on a few dates and were chatting on AIM (now you know the time frame) one day and she was trying to make fun of me about something. Probably being too good looking. So I responded 'suck my dick. that's an unfair assumption'
She responded 'that first part doesn't sound like a bad idea'
The clouds parted, the sky was filled with rainbows, a beam of sunlight shined into the room right onto me, birds started chirping, pretty sure some angels started singing the Hallelujah Chorus and I passed out from blood rushing to my head. When I came (heh) to, we made plans to meat up (heh)
She was pretty good at it. I wasn't her first, but she wasn't able to finish the job, so that set up another meeting for to try again. And again. And again.
Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
No. Not really. It's convoluted
What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?
Etiquette is always going to be keep that pinky extended. We're not slobs.
Really hygiene has got to be #1. Don't push her head down, unless she gives you the green light.
If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?
You leave. So fast. Like this guy:
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Joking. BJs aren't everything. Maybe she absolutely loves anal?
Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire 😜)?
POWER RANKINGS
1) In the mouth
2) on the face with some errant shots going into the hair
3) On tits
4) On ass
5) On the ceiling. If you get me that charged up, might as well save some time on painting it later
Describe your best blowjob experience:
Someone once said the best blowjobs involve using their hands and the best handjobs involve using their mouths. My research has bore this out. Also, don't be afraid to let those fingers travel all around IYKYK
Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?
I think it's way overhyped with the whole 'a guy knows how to do it better'
It's a penis (however amazing it is) not a rubik's cube
How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?
Mindy nailed it with communication. You can incorporate fun stuff like cock rings or rimjobs, but communication trumps it all
 
A BJ from me is almost like a visit to the opthemologist, "is it better like this, or like this?", "do you like me on my knees, or beside you?".
^This is the winner^
If you cum in my hairI swear to God, I will junk punch you so hard, your grandkids will feel it. Hair is a hard limit!
What about on the eyes or an errant shot up the nostril?
My spouse thinks cumming in my mouth is gross
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But... it's not his mouth. OMG is it one of those things where it's like 'I can't ever kiss you again if that's ever been in there?'
 
yeah it was. Teaching almost. Guiding me. Yep.
Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
does waking someone up that way count?
Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?
in my innocence, I dont think I'd ever considered it to be a thing. So hadn't given it any thought at all.
What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?
communication. Let them guide you a little. They know what they like and while some things are probably universal, just cos the last guy liked it that way, doesn't follow this guy will.
also, im in control. There may be times when the guy appears to be, he may think he is. But he isn't.
If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?
I'd like to understand why - but ultimately as @deefalttwunnyfor said - it's not a deal breaker.
Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?
i enjoy it. I don't know if that makes me good, but man, it's such a turn on seeing a guys face, watching his eyes...
Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire 😜)?
i dont care. But face only by prior appointment, and serious vetting and approval. Possibly references.
Describe your best blowjob experience:
No.
Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?
N/A
How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?
Like all things sex. Enjoy it. It's supposed to be fun.
 
also, im in control. There may be times when the guy appears to be, he may think he is. But he isn't.
^This is a really fun point. There's some minor caveats to it, but ultimately I agree
I'd like to understand why - but ultimately as @deefalttwunnyfor said - it's not a deal breaker.
Was your reason for it not being a deal breaker the same as mine? 🤞
i enjoy it. I don't know if that makes me good, but man, it's such a turn on seeing a guys face, watching his eyes...
🔥🥵
i dont care. But face only by prior appointment, and serious vetting and approval. Possibly references.
I would like to hear more please. Prior appointment is hilarious, how does that work?
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I would like to hear more please. Prior appointment is hilarious, how does that work?
basically dont suprise me with a facial. I'll tell you if I'm in the mood, and we'll go from there.
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