Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

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Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

Yes. It was marvelous, fantastic, amazeballs, wonderful and really quite stupendous.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

Ah, yes. The elusive wonderful “holy shit, I just got blown!” Blowjob. Bless the givers for they are amazing.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

It was awkward to get my dick in my mouth and did not feel at all the way I thought it would.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

Same as all sex - find out what your partner likes and go from there. Learn together.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

Be a better partner. Or get a bj on the side. There’s lots of options.

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?
Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

Mouth is best, but tits are better than nothing.

Describe your best blowjob experience:

I’ll have to get back to you.

Have you received a blowjob from a dude?

Yes

How’d that go?

Dudes are sometimes even more enthusiastic which is fun.

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

 

[Apisto42]

So hot to kiss after oral.

Yes. Love it.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

FYI, science says that men who ejaculate more often, seem to have lower risks of developing prostate cancer. So whether it’s solo or not, men, get that nut as often as you can for health reasons!

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[hotoldrguy]

Was your first blowjob experience a good one? It was awesome! Why? She loved giving it, made eye contact and when I told her I was going to cum she sucked hard and swallowed it all.
Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
Sadly, no
Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it? N/A
What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs? She needs to enjoy it. Lots of eye contact from both of us. Letting her know through sounds, words or touch that she is giving you pleasure. Letting her know before you cum
If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship? N/A
Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret? N/A
Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )? The best feeling in cumming in her mouth but if she likes getting cummed on another part of her body, I would rather give her her pleasure
Describe your best blowjob experience: See first blowjob
Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go? Nope
How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving? I think I covered it in etiquette but the most important part is that both people enjoy themselves

 

[SixShooter14]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

Whew, I don't remember the details but it was dark and down some back road out of town late at night.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

Received several wake-up BJs early in the morning. Always fantastic

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

N/A

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

Some women DO like their head/hair grabbed and pushed down/controlled...some do NOT.... Check which your partner is before trying it.

Some guys like their asshole played with during and some do NOT...AGAIN check with your partner before trying.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

N/A

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

N/A

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

Yes! (Well not the hair unless shes into that)

Describe your best blowjob experience:
Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?

N/A

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

Eye contact, use of hands, and moaning/talking are all great additions (IMHO excessive gagging or salivating are not great. Some is good but excessive is not)

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think it's way overhyped with the whole 'a guy knows how to do it better'
It's a penis (however amazing it is) not a rubik's cube

Dudes are sometimes even more enthusiastic which is fun.

Hmmm.
Sounds like we need to figure this out.
Maybe some kind of glory hole challenge game show?
It’s like the old Dating Game, but with blowjobs and you pick who gave you the best one.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Thoughts I woke up with this morning:

It is a shame that we will never know who gave the first blowjob. She should have a mountain carved for her, or something.
Do you think the very first couple engaged in oral, or did that come about after bathing was invented.
I’ve seen dogs lick other dog’s dicks and I’m pretty sure gorillas suck each other off, but I don’t think any other species gives blowjobs. Weird!
Do you think the Statue of Liberty would give Uncle Sam a blowjob? I do. She has that smirk. Plus, I think Sam would return the favor, he seems like he licks a mean clit AND he likes using that finger.
I wonder how many balls Judge Judy has had on her face at any given time. I’m thinking at least four.
Remember that Paris Hilton blowjob video? She didn’t seem like someone who would put effort into sex, but damn! I really respected her after I saw that.
Shouldn’t Priests and Nuns be allowed to give each other oral? I mean not IN the church, but like in a park or something.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I vote you write your morning thoughts down every day.

 

[deltablues65]

......For anyone looking for a laugh, its a bit of a collection with the late Norm McDonald with Dennis Miller, and Norm in his usual comical behavior discussing smoking, Joe Camel and cocks, and the second bit with David Spade present, he also adds Viagra to the equation! Not sure if this video is appropriate to this thread, but I thought it might fit, and if not, I will remove it

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not sure if this video is appropriate to this thread, but I thought it might fit, and if not, I will remove it

Norm is always welcome.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I vote you write your morning thoughts down every day.

My nighttime thoughts are better.

 

[deltablues65]

Norm is always welcome.

Ok....perfect!....there is actually three separate bits with Dennis, but Norm always gets on these "cock rants"...and although these clips are by no means new, they always make me laugh

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thoughts I woke up with this morning:

It is a shame that we will never know who gave the first blowjob. She should have a mountain carved for her, or something.
Do you think the very first couple engaged in oral, or did that come about after bathing was invented.
I’ve seen dogs lick other dog’s dicks and I’m pretty sure gorillas suck each other off, but I don’t think any other species gives blowjobs. Weird!
Do you think the Statue of Liberty would give Uncle Sam a blowjob? I do. She has that smirk. Plus, I think Sam would return the favor, he seems like he licks a mean clit AND he likes using that finger.
I wonder how many balls Judge Judy has had on her face at any given time. I’m thinking at least four.
Remember that Paris Hilton blowjob video? She didn’t seem like someone who would put effort into sex, but damn! I really respected her after I saw that.
Shouldn’t Priests and Nuns be allowed to give each other oral? I mean not IN the church, but like in a park or something.

I was with you until you sexualized Uncle Sam. Was it a charity blowjob from the Statue of Liberty? I don't think he looks like he would be good at oral and guys that advertise their parts are never good at using them

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was with you until you sexualized Uncle Sam. Was it a charity blowjob from the Statue of Liberty? I don't think he looks like he would be good at oral and guys that advertise their parts and never good at using them

How dare you! Uncle Sam is an animal in the sack!

 

[Endless_Night]

Thoughts I woke up with this morning:

It is a shame that we will never know who gave the first blowjob. She should have a mountain carved for her, or something.
Do you think the very first couple engaged in oral, or did that come about after bathing was invented.
I’ve seen dogs lick other dog’s dicks and I’m pretty sure gorillas suck each other off, but I don’t think any other species gives blowjobs. Weird!
Do you think the Statue of Liberty would give Uncle Sam a blowjob? I do. She has that smirk. Plus, I think Sam would return the favor, he seems like he licks a mean clit AND he likes using that finger.
I wonder how many balls Judge Judy has had on her face at any given time. I’m thinking at least four.
Remember that Paris Hilton blowjob video? She didn’t seem like someone who would put effort into sex, but damn! I really respected her after I saw that.
Shouldn’t Priests and Nuns be allowed to give each other oral? I mean not IN the church, but like in a park or something.

Goodness. That was plain 'ole all over the place!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How dare you! Uncle Sam is an animal in the sack!

A desert tortoise cause that's how dry he gets women?

 

[Cogan]

I was with you until you sexualized Uncle Sam. Was it a charity blowjob from the Statue of Liberty? I don't think he looks like he would be good at oral and guys that advertise their parts are never good at using them

How dare you! Uncle Sam is an animal in the sack!

A desert tortoise cause that's how dry he gets women?

Is this the guy you are talking about?

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[Lord Pmann]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

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Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

It was good. Funny enough (or disturbingly enough, depending on your outlook), my first blowjibber was on 09/11/2001. Also, the first time I went down on a girl. See ladies, I reciprocate and I’m not easily distracted. Even the potential start of WW3 is not enough to keep me away from sexual activities. #America#FuckBinLaden

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

I’ve received wake up blowjobs, but that’s about it. The same person who gave me the first job used to wear this white lab coat for her job. I woke up one morning to her coming in my room while she was on her way to work… she walked in, took off her lab coat, had thigh highs and lingerie on… she dropped to her knees, blew me and then went to work.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

N/A. I’ve never put a cock in my mouth. I’m not flexible enough. Actually, even if I could suck my own I don’t feel like I would after the first one or two (dozen) times I tried it.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

As far as receiving blowjobs, I think you have to read the room. Pushing her head down or cumming on her face may be okay, but you sure as hell better check.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

What the hell kind of monster doesn’t like getting blowjobs?

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

I’m only good at getting them. I’m the best really. I’d be willing to prove my claims, ladies.

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

I get so sensitive, sometimes it’s hard to cum in the mouth. I feel like I’m going to die. So sometimes I’ll have her get me to the edge, then cum on her face or boobs. I have a similar power hierarchy for cumshots to (I think it was default who posted it)…

1. Face
2. Mouth
3. Boobs
4. Awkwardly spilling out all over myself

Describe your best blowjob experience:

This has to be a girl begging to me face fuck her. She asked to lay on the edge of the bed and have me fuck her mouth. The exact words she used were, “I want you to fuck my pretty face.” I also wanted to fuck her pretty face, so our interests aligned. She masturbated while I appeased her request.

Honestly, it’s not the sensation I loved in that moment. It’s not my preferred way of getting blown. But having her beg for that… one of the hottest experiences I’ve had.

Have you received a blowjob from a dude?

No.

How’d that go?

Wouldn’t go well. Not my thing.

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

I like slow and steady. This is a tortoise situation.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Since blow jobs are the topic of the day, what do we think, has this guy "helped himself"?
https://streamable.com/sqy76l

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Since blow jobs are the topic of the day, what do we think, has this guy "helped himself"?
https://streamable.com/sqy76l

Definitely. I would if I were him.

 

[lavendersilk]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

This girl!

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Is this recent?

Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

It is when I discovered I have a praise kink. Yes.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

I have never woken someone up with a bj, but I may answer this question differently Monday.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

Yes. He was the same size as the dildo I had.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

No teeth? Lol... Although, some guys enjoy a light graze of teeth on them every once in a while. I really enjoy it when they gasp.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

I enjoy oral sex more than penetrative sex so this may be a deal breaker. It really depends how good they are with other activities... not just sex.

If you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

I haven't won any awards, but I also haven't had any complaints... If you pay attention to how they are reacting, it is a good indication you are doing something right(or wrong.)

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

Not in my hair! That did happen once and he apologized, but I was not pleased. I prefer on my face or breasts. I have let a guy come in my mouth once but I couldn't swallow. I tried but the thought of those little swimmers in my gut made me go NOPE!

Describe your best blowjob experience:

I texted my FWB at the time, and asked if I could come over and give him a blowjob without him doing anything for me in return. I just wanted to make him cum (he did in about 5 minutes) and leave. I did have a quick drink after but... there was something thrilling about giving him that and then coming home.

Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?

N/A

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

I think everyone is saying communication. Nothing is hotter than discussing what you like and then doing it.

 

[Endless_Night]

It was good. Funny enough (or disturbingly enough, depending on your outlook), my first blowjibber was on 09/11/2001. Also, the first time I went down on a girl. See ladies, I reciprocate and I’m not easily distracted. Even the potential start of WW3 is not enough to keep me away from sexual activities. #America#FuckBinLaden

I was flabbergasted that you remembered the date!

Then the date registered. I had to read it twice before that happened. Honestly, some days it's a mystery how I function.

POWER RANKINGS
1) In the mouth
2) on the face with some errant shots going into the hair
3) On tits
4) On ass
5) On the ceiling. If you get me that charged up, might as well save some time on painting it later

1. Face
2. Mouth
3. Boobs
4. Awkwardly spilling out all over myself

I am now wondering if all guys have a ranked list?

 

[Endless_Night]

Since blow jobs are the topic of the day, what do we think, has this guy "helped himself"?
https://streamable.com/sqy76l

I will go with the majority rule on this one.


Because no way am I clicking that link.

I have let a guy come in my mouth once but I couldn't swallow. I tried but the thought of those little swimmers in my gut made me go NOPE!

Gah!

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I realize this is Cock Talk, but shouldn't there be a reciprocal questions for those of us without appendages, Muscles?

Not saying I'll participate, mind, but it's always interesting to read what other people post. *nods*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Since blow jobs are the topic of the day, what do we think, has this guy "helped himself"?
https://streamable.com/sqy76l

Where are his bones!?!?!? What in the goddamn fuck was that

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

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Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

I feel like my first time giving a bj happened in kind of a reverse way than most other people’s—I felt almost like a blow job was more intimate than penetrative sex. More naughty? Maybe I was alone in feeling that way. But anyhow, that was how it worked out for me. So by the time I gave by first blowjob, I was pretty familiar with my boyfriend’s anatomy and I think it is safe to say that he enjoyed it. And so did I.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob?

I have given the unexpected blowjob when the mood strikes. One memorable time was while we were running errands and we went through an ATM line, and I guess the security camera got some interesting footage that afternoon.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

I remember liking how it felt in my mouth and hoping he didn’t think badly of me.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

Don’t stay quiet. Talk to me. Tell me what you like. Talk dirty. Make some moans or grunts. Say SOMETHING. Just don’t be silent.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

This is tough. It’s hard when you and your partner are mismatched sexually. Try to talk through it. Communicate. Seek out a sex therapist? But yeah, I don’t have an easy answer for this.

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

Pure love for him and his body and wanting every part of him. He’s mine including his cum and I’m going to have it.

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

Yes. We will get messy.

Describe your best blowjob experience:

Best romantically? Romantically would be on the beach at night under a full moon, me topless and him not expecting our night beach walk to end like that.

Have you received oral? How’d that go?

I’ll say that my experiences in receiving oral sex from the men that I have, have been so very different. It’s fascinating just how differently people approach giving oral sex.

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

Enjoy your body because it is magic. Be selective and comfortable with your partner. Communication is key.