Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Damn ocean.

The Atlantic is the worst. Bring back Pangaea!

I've posted my butt on here more than once...

Is it still posted anywhere? AFAF

And what are you judging, exactly??..

The desirability of ejaculation location quotient. Very complicated formula, I'd explain it but the tequila is kicking in and I don't have all night

 

[Endless_Night]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

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This picture seems familiar.


I'm going to preface my answers by saying I haven't done this much.

Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

Eh. I don't even remember it, but I am going with no.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

No.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

Honestly, it was strange. Possibly because putting body parts in mouth was a new experience?

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

I have no idea!

Aside from hygiene, which seems imperative.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

N/A

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

I mean, my presumption is that I'm terrible!

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

The one experience I do recall, vividly, was the guy in question, uhh . . . ejaculated in my mouth. With no warning.

That did not go over well. I would say hair would be a no go. Face, too? I mean, it seems like the would sting if it got in your eyes?

Describe your best blowjob experience:

N/A

Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?

N/A

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

Eh. For me, I think this is probably like so many things. My interest is . . . not engaged. Unless it happens to be something my sexually dominant partner wants. That seems to be something of a game changer. It might not pique my interest in all things, but it certainly gets my attention. The directive issue and the desire to please. Not a give, of course. It would depend on the act and how much I wanted to please.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Driving down the Columbia Gorge. I teased him for hours until he finally had to pull over.

I will never drive down 84 without thinking about this from now on.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'd explain it but the tequila is kicking in and I don't have all night

Dude, I am started to be seriously concerned for the state of your liver

But -

The clouds parted, the sky was filled with rainbows, a beam of sunlight shined into the room right onto me, birds started chirping, pretty sure some angels started singing the Hallelujah Chorus and I passed out from blood rushing to my head. When I came (heh) to, we made plans to meat up (heh)

Etiquette is always going to be keep that pinky extended. We're not slobs.

POWER RANKINGS

1) In the mouth
2) on the face with some errant shots going into the hair
3) On tits
4) On ass
5) On the ceiling. If you get me that charged up, might as well save some time on painting it later

The Atlantic is the worst. Bring back Pangaea

You are hysterically funny when you drink!

I mean,

 

[FormerAllStar2]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?




Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

From what I recall, yes.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

Give? No. Receive? Also no. I thought I was going to get one from a girl I drove home from school back in hs, but nothing came of it.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

I can’t bend that far.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

You don’t have to verbally ask if you want to blow me. I’ll get the point.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

My problem is reversed. I like them. She claims to like giving, but her actions don’t show it.

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

Can’t have negative reviews if there’s nothing to review.

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

I’m not picky. Whatever she wants is usually pretty hot.

Describe your best blowjob experience:

Probably in college after a party. Just having fun with a friend with no strings attached. No pressure, just a good time.

Have you received a blowjob from a dude?

Nope

How’d that go?

Would probably be awkward

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

Use lots of spit; use your tongue; don’t be afraid to get your hands in there to get a grip.

 

[hotwords229_A]

also, im in control. There may be times when the guy appears to be, he may think he is. But he isn't.

Is it still posted anywhere? AFAF

I’m the friend!

This picture seems familiar.

That was my very first av on Lit. I was so young, so innocent, a virginal little lamb.

ejaculated in my mouth. With no warning.

I suppose this could be taken as a compliment depending on how he acted right after. If he apologized, then you know you were that good and he lost control. If he didn’t apologize, then he’s a douche bag.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought I was going to get one from a girl I drove home from school back in hs, but nothing came of it.

If I had a dime for every time this happened to me, I’d have pretty good triceps from all the jerking off I did to make up for the lack of blowjobs.

Hey, wait . . .

 

[Endless_Night]

That was my very first av on Lit. I was so young, so innocent, a virginal little lamb.

I. Do. Not. Believe. You.

I suppose this could be taken as a compliment depending on how he acted right after. If he apologized, then you know you were that good and he lost control. If he didn’t apologize, then he’s a douche bag.

He did not.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I. Do. Not. Believe. You.

Well, it was my first AV anyway.

He did not.

Well, he”s a dick!

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, it was my first AV anyway.

That part I believe.

Because I remember.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?



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Looking good, HW

Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

Yep! Afterward he thought I was lying about it being my first BJ. I took that as a high compliment

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

Oh, yes, but only with partners where I had enthusiastic and blanket consent. I have a mile wide mischievous and exhibitionist streak, so I have given BJs at lots of unexpected times and in semi public places.

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

I don’t know if I knew what to expect, but I remember marveling at all of it. I was immediately obsessed with my new toy

And then spent the next year repeating the experience as often as possible with my boyfriend. I got really good at them before we started having sex about a year later.

Or he lied and faked it really well

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

Etiquette? For the receiver, hygiene is a must and some manscaping is greatly appreciated. Ensure you know beforehand where they’re comfortable with you cumming. For the giver, careful with teeth and know if they have any hard limits on where your hands roam.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

I had one partner that didn’t like getting them. I didn’t push at all, but talked about my enjoyment of them and what I liked to do in detail. And similarly, he would whisper filthy things about why he loved anal sex.

We both ended up really wanting to try what the other had talked about so seductively. Everyone was very happy with the results

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

Feedback from partners, particularly when not solicited, and compliments shared with mutual friends (no trust broken), lead me to say I’m not the worst

Enthusiasm, careful attention to their reactions verbal and physical, use of both hands, wrapping lips around teeth for extra pressure, incorporating balls/peritoneum/ass, seeking out new tips and tricks to try, laughter and fun with all sex, and teasing and drawing out the orgasm.

Do you prefer cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

Yes.

Describe your best blowjob experience:

I think I’ve shared enough on this topic

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

Communicate. Talk about what you liked or didn’t like. What you fantasize about. What you are curious about. Don’t hold back during…hearing each other’s enjoyment is

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, yes, but only with partners where I had enthusiastic and blanket consent.

Blowjobs require consent?!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Blowjobs require consent?!

When they’re asleep when you take them in your mouth. Or when you’re in public.

 

[hotwords229_A]

When they’re asleep when you take them in your mouth. Or when you’re in public.

What’s great about our penis is that by getting hard consent is implied. We don’t even have to be awake to give it!

 

[MindYaBitness]

^This is the winner^

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What about on the eyes or an errant shot up the nostril?

This depends on your intent in the first place

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But... it's not his mouth. OMG is it one of those things where it's like 'I can't ever kiss you again if that's ever been in there?'

Yep

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Was your first blowjob experience a good one?
I was 16 or 17 and my dick was being sucked, so yes.

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
Yes

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?
Use everything at your disposal: hands, tongue, lips, eyes, boobs, fingers, toys…the more you’re into it the better it feels

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?
N/A

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?
I’ve always been an in the mouth guy. Even when having the option of coming anywhere it feels best to finish orally. That said if there’s a request for tits, face, myself etc., I’m happy to oblige

Describe your best blowjob experience:
I’ve had a lot of blowjobs but I think the best are in the context of a threesome where there you’re getting double the attention and pleasure

Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?
Yes a few but I’ve never come from a guy. Not that I’m not into it; it’s hot. I think it’s a mental thing. Looking forward to getting past that

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dude, I am started to be seriously concerned for the state of your liver

It’s fiiiiine. I only get drunk like once or twice a week. That’s somewhat normal, right?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yep

For Christmas, you should gift him like 10 bottles of listerine.

 

[MindYaBitness]

For Christmas, you should gift him like 10 bottles of listerine.

Oh my gosh, the poor man would turn bright red. It's not a thousand bottles of baby oil, but we'd still start calling him Diddy from then on

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s fiiiiine. I only get drunk like once or twice a week. That’s somewhat normal, right?

You should try chronic masturbation. Much healthier . . . I think!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You should try chronic masturbation. Much healthier . . . I think!

I've been trying it for the last 25 years, if it's healthy then I'm going to live to be 200

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've been trying it for the last 25 years, if it's healthy then I'm going to live to be 200

Or, start a fire, one or the other

 

[hotwords229_A]

Or, start a fire, one or the other

The importance of fire retardant pre-cum.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Or, start a fire, one or the other

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[Apisto42]

You should try chronic masturbation. Much healthier . . . I think!

I've been trying it for the last 25 years, if it's healthy then I'm going to live to be 200

FYI, science says that men who ejaculate more often, seem to have lower risks of developing prostate cancer. So whether it’s solo or not, men, get that nut as often as you can for health reasons!