Cock Talk

[Lord Pmann]

That's Pmann, Deft, and Medical Muse.

Tracking down Embrace of the Vampire seems to be a must.


It's not super gory, right?

Oh, it’s not a good movie. It just stars Alyssa Milano’s boobs. That’s all. And honestly it’s a more nostalgic at this point.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, it’s not a good movie. It just stars Alyssa Milano’s boobs. That’s all. And honestly it’s a more nostalgic at this point.

Aren’t there lesbian boobs to make it even better? Or am I thinking of something else.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

"I got up in the morning and read the obituaries, when I couldn't find my name, I went to work"

You know you can just write your own when you need a sickie?

Follow me for more life tips

 

[hotwords229_A]

Just finished Jack’n it.

I mean Jack-O-Lanterning, you pervs.

But I honestly have to say I started to wonder if this might not make a good lube.

So Cock Talk Pop Quiz:

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No.

Hell no.

You really want me to answer that?

 

[hotwords229_A]

No.

Hell no.

You really want me to answer that?

Too similar to cum?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Too similar to cum?

This is possibly the first time I've found myself wanting to see what your cum looks like, because no.. Not at all like cum... What in the coagulated mess comes out of you?!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just finished Jack’n it.

I mean Jack-O-Lanterning, you pervs.

But I honestly have to say I started to wonder if this might not make a good lube.

So Cock Talk Pop Quiz:

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

Have not.
Probably not, it's too stringy.

No.

Hell no.

You really want me to answer that?

Yes!

Too similar to cum?

Go see a doctor.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Go see a doctor.

Word.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Aren’t there lesbian boobs to make it even better? Or am I thinking of something else.

Correct. The 2m59s scene where she’s being photographed by a brunette female has some lesbian undertones and kissing.

Embrace the Vampire 2 has a better lesbian scene. Yes, I’ve seen the second one.

Edit: After some further research on the other main sex scene, there’s a threesome one with a guy and another female.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is possibly the first time I've found myself wanting to see what your cum looks like, because no.. Not at all like cum... What in the coagulated mess comes out of you?!

I meant in sliminess.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Correct. The 2m59s scene where she’s being photographed by a brunette female has some lesbian undertones and kissing.

Embrace the Vampire 2 has a better lesbian scene. Yes, I’ve seen the second one.

Why are female vampires always lesbians?
And thank God they are!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Go see a doctor.

You don’t have seeds coming out of yours?
Isn’t that why people talking about “laying your seed”?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why are female vampires always lesbians?
And thank God they are!

I think they’ll have sex with anyone. After being undead for a few centuries they just get bored and they’ll fuck whomever.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think they’ll have sex with anyone. After being undead for a few centuries they just get bored and they’ll fuck whomever.

I thought it was the predictable supply of period blood?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thought it was the predictable supply of period blood?

They’re only lesbians for about one week per month.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You don’t have seeds coming out of yours?
Isn’t that why people talking about “laying your seed”?

No, I had a vasectomy; no seeds here.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, it’s not a good movie. It just stars Alyssa Milano’s boobs. That’s all. And honestly it’s a more nostalgic at this point.

Correct. The 2m59s scene where she’s being photographed by a brunette female has some lesbian undertones and kissing.

Embrace the Vampire 2 has a better lesbian scene. Yes, I’ve seen the second one.

Edit: After some further research on the other main sex scene, there’s a threesome one with a guy and another female.

For not a good movie you seem to remember a remarkable amount of detail.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This raises yet another question . . .

Are guy vampires as open minded as girl vampires?
It seems like Glory Holes would be the place to be for a vampire.
Not only does the drink serve itself, it also provides a straw.
The only question is, do you drink it straight or do you like a little cream in it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

Too similar to cum?

I meant in sliminess.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This raises yet another question . . .

Are guy vampires as open minded as girl vampires?
It seems like Glory Holes would be the place to be for a vampire.
Not only does the drink serve itself, it also provides a straw.
The only question is, do you drink it straight or do you like a little cream in it.

I think it depends on when the vampire story was released, but it seems the more recent the story, the more fluid the preferences (so to speak).

 

[aussiegeekygal]

They’re only lesbians for about one week per month.

Or you just rotate??

C'mon man. You're smarter than this

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yup

This pretty much sums up my experience too

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Or you just rotate??

C'mon man. You're smarter than this

Wouldn't they sync up?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wouldn't they sync up?

No. Who taught you that nonsense?
There is likely gonna be overlap. Statistically speaking. But syncing periods is not a thing.