Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

What can I say? I'm community minded and philanthropic like that

Can’t talk now, masturbating.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Can’t talk now, masturbating.

You just answered the question "what am I the mood for right now?"

Mind if I join you?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, and here’s a link to Sara doing nude yoga:
https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/p/playboysyogawithsarajeanunderwood.html
I particularly enjoyed her “Plow Pose”

Special thanks to Aussie and Enny for bringing her identity to light.

That video was very encouraging to me. I love her.

You just answered the question "what am I the mood for right now?"

Mind if I join you?

Another “therapy” session?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Whorerween

We have one week until Halloween. Let’s lighten things up a bit . . .

What horror movie character do you think you are most like?

Probably Dana Polk from Cabin in the Woods

What horror movie character would you most like to be?

I don’t know that I have a favorite. Maybe Carla Gugino in the fall of the House of Usher. I know it’s not a movie. Don’t care

What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?

Again, Carla Gugino. Lol- joking. Kind of.
I don’t know that I’m thinking about sex during horror.

What is your favorite horror movie?

I have a few that I like. The conjuring series. I find the Warrens fascinating. I can’t decide if that’s a good thing or a bad one.

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?

None.

If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?

I’m not dying in a horror movie. Watching a horror movie with me is like watching that one commercial:

Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?

Carla Gugino

What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?

Ever seen Embrace of the Vampire?

Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.

Rollercoasters. Movies occasionally. I have a serial killer podcast I like. Haunted houses this time of year are fun, but not scary.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Carla Gugino

You can’t go wrong with Carla.

 

[deft]

Ever seen Embrace of the Vampire?

That scene got me through some hard times

 

[hotwords229_A]

That scene got me through some hard times

Seems like it would have made things harder.

 

[Endless_Night]

That's Pmann, Deft, and Medical Muse.

Tracking down Embrace of the Vampire seems to be a must.


It's not super gory, right?

 

[Endless_Night]

I can’t believe she searched for something that may have resulted in porn!

There was no porn!

But you did search for her. This feels like a momentous day.

No porn!


NO PORN

 

[hotwords229_A]

There was no porn!


No porn!


NO PORN

But it could have been. And that’s the important part.

 

[Endless_Night]

But it could have been. And that’s the important part.

You are wishing for me to search porn?

I . . . uh . . . .


Does it ever occur to you we have a strange relationship?

 

[darkelf9]

Seen a number of horror movies, don't remember seeing an Ass Axe or a Default Penis. Ass Axe not so troubling but who's walking around with a Default Penis in a horror movie? Does the real penis not work? Did the real penis get chopped off then bitten by a vampire and has now come back for revenge in the follow up movie....'Dicked Again' And yes I don't fucking know who Sara is either and frankly my dear I don't give a damn. If I had a door I'd walk out thru it.

And how does the nude yoga fit into the plot of the movie? Oh wait I think I got it. She is nude yoga instructor who is injected with a default penis after it has been bitten by a vampire and she takes revenge by running around with an Ass Axe. Ok I know it took a while but I final got there. It must be one of those foreign horror movies.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You are wishing for me to search porn?

I . . . uh . . . .


Does it ever occur to you we have a strange relationship?

I’m just saying . . . Have you watched that nude yoga link?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Seen a number of horror movies, don't remember seeing an Ass Axe or a Default Penis. Ass Axe not so troubling but who's walking around with a Default Penis in a horror movie? Does the real penis not work? Did the real penis get chopped off then bitten by a vampire and has now come back for revenge in the follow up movie....'Dicked Again' And yes I don't fucking know who Sara is either and frankly my dear I don't give a damn. If I had a door I'd walk out thru it.

And how does the nude yoga fit into the plot of the movie? Oh wait I think I got it. She is nude yoga instructor who is injected with a default penis after it has been bitten by a vampire and she takes revenge by running around with an Ass Axe. Ok I know it took a while but I final got there. It must be one of those foreign horror movies.

I’d watch it.

 

[darkelf9]

As I've gotten older I've realised that there are some phrases that might be taken the wrong way in certain circumstances. For example referring to someone as "anal" short for 'anal retentive' meaning fastidious about something, things must be done in a restricted way. Using that term here on Lit might get you more likes or unwanted attention.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m just saying . . . Have you watched that nude yoga link?

Are you kidding?!

There was no THIS IS SAFE FOR ENDLESS tag on that link.



But, clearly it was a moving experience for you.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay, totally weird random nothing to do with the topic thought.

(Because I am just in that kind of place this week. )

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

 

[hotwords229_A]

But, clearly it was a moving experience for you.

It move at least 60 degrees!

 

[hotwords229_A]

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

You are assuming she hasn’t.

 

[darkelf9]

There was no porn!


No porn!


NO PORN

Oh yes there is. Some people need it to get their heart started in the morning.

As one person said...."I'm not feeling well today".....Response...."give me a feel and let me make up my own mind"

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Okay, totally weird random nothing to do with the topic thought.

(Because I am just in that kind of place this week. )

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

I assume very much the same thing.

You are assuming she hasn’t.

If you're insinuating I may have missed this, it's a sad day for me, indeed.

 

[darkelf9]

Okay, totally weird random nothing to do with the topic thought.

(Because I am just in that kind of place this week. )

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

She just might go bush ....Aussie reference the other Aussie will get it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If you're insinuating I may have missed this, it's a sad day for me, indeed.

It may have happened in my mind. But still, you should have seen it!

 

[darkelf9]

Can’t talk now, masturbating.

Don't forget to wipe the equipment down. Management has a very strict ....no towel no tug policy.

 

[darkelf9]

"I got up in the morning and read the obituaries, when I couldn't find my name, I went to work"