Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Supposed to say cool ass axes

Helmet hatchet

It's impractical, but pretty metal
I'd still rather tag team his gf with him though

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well, it seems the cat is out of the bag.

Do me one better; look up her boyfriend- Jacob Witzling

He's a huge part of why I like her so much

Do you think I’m interested in her boyfriend? I am not.

I knew who she was. RIP Sara, If only my cum had resurrection powers instead of life-creation powers. Oh well

Of course you knew who she was. You’re a pervert. You aren’t pure like HW and I, though. Everyone knows that.

She’s dead?! Well, I guess a posthumous wank is respectful? I’m not sure the etiquette on that. I do know it’s not acceptable AT the funeral.

Considering I had to search for her, I'm going with no one.

Nope. You knew how to search for a specific big boobed girl. That is dirty girl behaviour. I always knew you were dirtier than I.

 

[Endless_Night]

He makes much ass axes and is a raging liberal.

I gotta admit this caught my eye and I'd like to know more about it

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

It caught my eye, too, but I was afraid to ask.

She’s dead?! Well, I guess a posthumous wank is respectful? I’m not sure the etiquette on that.

Kinda wondered about this one, too. She's dead?! The Wiki page does not say that. *confused*

I do know it’s not acceptable AT the funeral.

*will not ask how he knows*

That is dirty girl behaviour. I always knew you were dirtier than I.

MY SECRET IS OUT


Not really. Is that even possible?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

She is so not dead

And she has an OnlyFans if you really are committed to seeing her more often

 

[aussiegeekygal]

MY SECRET IS OUT

You dirty bird....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

She is so not dead

This is my fault, guys. I stopped seeing her content years ago so I just assumed she succumbed to or too much

And she has an OnlyFans if you really are committed to seeing her more often

 

[Endless_Night]

She is so not dead

Good to know. Why is @deefalttwunnyfor spreading such rumors?

*gives him a look*

And she has an OnlyFans if you really are committed to seeing her more often

Ummmm. I'm sure this will be useful information for @hotwords229_A and @Lord Pmann.

And possibly @deefalttwunnyfor if he's still into live chicks.

 

[default24]

And possibly @deefalttwunnyfor if he's still into live chicks.

I'm still interested in live chicks from time to time.
It was PMann that was talking about posthumous wanks

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm still interested in live chicks from time to time.

I can't decide if an Ewwwww is quite the appropriate response here.

It was PMann that was talking about posthumous wanks

I . . . am not even sure what to do with this.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I can't decide if an Ewwwww is quite the appropriate response here.


I . . . am not even sure what to do with this.

Let it fall on the floor with a thud
(like default's penis does)

 

[Endless_Night]

Let it fall on the floor with a thud
(like default's penis does)

Uh.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Let it fall on the floor with a thud
(like default's penis does)

As in a la Lorena Bobbitt or Dredd-like?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

As in a la Lorena Bobbitt or Dredd-like?

I suppose.
But please refrain from soliciting video evidence for such an occurrence in my proclivities thread. I'm still in therapy for the pdiddle incident.

 

[Lord Pmann]

He's normal on the surface, yeah. He was a fourth grade teacher. Now he designs and builds cabins that are kind of incredible. He makes much ass axes and is a raging liberal.

I gotta admit this caught my eye and I'd like to know more about it

She said “ass axes” and that intrigued you? WTF??? How did that intrigue you?

In its most innocent form, it could’ve been an axe handle you shoved up your ass. In its worst form, it’s an axe blade you shoved up your ass. Which was it to you?

I'm still interested in live chicks from time to time.
It was PMann that was talking about posthumous wanks

I was just gonna look at some of her pics and wank. I wasn’t going to go to her grave and wank. I know it’s Halloween and all. But damn.

I don’t even know where she resides. Yet.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t even know where she resides. Yet.

I do

 

[Lord Pmann]

I suppose.
But please refrain from soliciting video evidence for such an occurrence in my proclivities thread. I'm still in therapy for the pdiddle incident.

I just want to decode this for you innocent people.

Here is her “therapy”:

https://thebetteryouinstitute.com/2017/12/28/masturbation/

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I just want to decode this for you innocent people.

Here is her “therapy”:

https://thebetteryouinstitute.com/2017/12/28/masturbation/

You make it sound negative. I'm ready to enroll.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I do

Give her to meeeeeeeee.

I have such sights to show her.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You make it sound negative. I'm ready to enroll.

Oh it’s not negative. Just showing that when she says she’s in therapy after having seen my dick in a shop vac, she means her doctor prescribed her routine masturbation exercises to help work out her tension the amazing video created.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh it’s not negative. Just showing that when she says she’s in therapy after having seen my dick in a shop vac, she means her doctor prescribed her routine masturbation exercises to help work out her tension the amazing video created.

Ah yes, this makes much less sense.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yikes. That was like six in a row and one No Way Am I Clicking That Link.

That's gotta be some kind of record.

*goes to lie down*

I just want to decode this for you innocent people.

Here is her “therapy”:

https://thebetteryouinstitute.com/2017/12/28/masturbation/

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just want to decode this for you innocent people.

Here is her “therapy”:

https://thebetteryouinstitute.com/2017/12/28/masturbation/

#nailedit

 

[hotwords229_A]

The girl in the picture

I was going to say this doesn’t help, but after reading I’ve learned who she is, what her boyfriend does for a living, that she was dead from too many penis injections and then resurrected (possibly by Pmann’s cemetery jizz) and is living comfortably on Onlyfans.

If you don’t like that answer, the alien from Species.

Natasha Henstridge is a miracle of hotness.

I was sent a couple of episodes to try, but have yet to listen. Something I need to rectify, clearly.

It is good. The live shows aren’t great, but the regular episodes are really well done.

Does anyone else think it’s funny that Enny and Aussie knew who this girl was when Hotwords and I didn’t? Who’s the perv now?

I can’t believe she searched for something that may have resulted in porn!

Considering I had to search for her, I'm going with no one.

But you did search for her. This feels like a momentous day.

I mean, I took a year off from july 23-july 24. That had to regenerate a ton of cells

That’s not a year, that’s a day that felt like a year.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, and here’s a link to Sara doing nude yoga:
https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/p/playboysyogawithsarajeanunderwood.html
I particularly enjoyed her “Plow Pose”

Special thanks to Aussie and Enny for bringing her identity to light.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What can I say? I'm community minded and philanthropic like that