Cock Talk

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No. Who taught you that nonsense?
There is likely gonna be overlap. Statistically speaking. But syncing periods is not a thing.

Pop culture. I've only lived with a woman that had an active cycle for 7 years of my life, and up until my daughter recently started, it had been over a decade since it was last a thing.

I'll be the first to admit I know exceedingly little on the topic other than the obvious facts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For not a good movie you seem to remember a remarkable amount of detail.

Oh, there were parts of the movie that blew me away. But I think you and I would have different reasons for watching that.

Or you just rotate??

C'mon man. You're smarter than this

I’m not familiar with the happenings of lesbian vampire menstrual cycles.

 

[Mei5ter]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine months if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine months if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

Would a half vampire/ half human offspring have half the blood?

 

[Endless_Night]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine wmonths if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

Ummm. Wow.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay, Muscles. I am getting ready to do yoga. As these things seem important, I will do it nude. No videos, mind!!

But I will report back as to the overall experience.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Okay, Muscles. I am getting ready to do yoga. As these things seem important, I will do it nude. No videos, mind!!

But I will report back as to the overall experience.

so pictures?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine months if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

I suddenly want to watch twilight. *sigh*

 

[Endless_Night]

Yoga complete! I have to say, while nude yoga isn't wildly different, clothed is more comfortable. Having one's breasts bound is just a plus.

so pictures?

Hi, Sassy!

Nope.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Yoga complete! I have to say, while nude yoga isn't wildly different, clothed is more comfortable. Having one's breasts bound is just a plus.


Hi, Sassy!

Nope.

Hi there. I figured it was time to come say hi and since you only said no video. I figured I could get away with the pictures.

Hi EN.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I didn't know much about vampires, so I decided to become an expert on them by spending three minutes glancing at a couple of websites.

So. The received wisdom is that female vampires can't bear children like humans can. The reasons for this basically boil down to them being undead, meaning that they dont menstruate (among other things). I did find one discussion on Reddit about whether a female vampire could in fact carry a child for nine months if it were fed blood constantly throughout the pregnancy. This, to me, says more about Reddit than vampires, and the answer to both proved to be No.

Male vampires, however, can sometimes breed with female humans, especially if they've fed recently. You may or may not find this information helpful, depending on whether you are a male vampire or a female human.

But to go back to an earlier topic in this thread, this means that if you're a female human having sex with a male vampire, you need to make sure Drac has been snipped if you don't want babies. But if you're a male human, you can go bareback with a female vampire with no risk of unwanted pregnancy. Yes, even with vampire sex, men get it easier.

Never let it be said that Lit doesn't touch on the topics which affect us most.

But the vampire is dead. I always assumed the blood is what gives them the energy to move about and “survive”, at the same time I believe their body functions, well . . . don’t function—meaning their swimmers ain’t swimmin’

The people who have ruined vampires by making them sexy romantics want us to believe that male vamps can procreate and even eat food, but how can they? Their body won’t digest it, much less poop it out.

Let’s also not lose sight of the fact that vampires can turn to mist, wolves, bats, etc. so their bodies aren’t exactly bodies. Did you ever wonder why Dracula’s clothes can turn into and out of a bat?

It’s almost like the whole thing doesn’t make any sense!

But at least the women have sex with each other. And I think we can all take comfort in that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yoga complete! I have to say, while nude yoga isn't wildly different, clothed is more comfortable. Having one's breasts bound is just a plus.

So if you had a Breast Holder Assistant it would work better for you?
Seems like there may be some applications headed your way.

 

[Mei5ter]

But the vampire is dead. I always assumed the blood is what gives them the energy to move about and “survive”, at the same time I believe their body functions, well . . . don’t function—meaning their swimmers ain’t swimmin’

Ah, but apparently they sometimes can regain some of their functions when they've just fed. So it's a bit like the joke about the panda and the commas: the vampire eats, shoots, and leaves.

It’s almost like the whole thing doesn’t make any sense!

Isn't it? But this is Lit. You get used to things not making sense. It comes with the territory.

 

[Endless_Night]

So if you had a Breast Holder Assistant it would work better for you?
Seems like there may be some applications headed your way.

Fortunately I have a whole drawerful of Breast Holder Assistants at the ready.

 

[Endless_Night]

So it's a bit like the joke about the panda and the commas: the vampire eats, shoots, and leaves.

Wait. But isn't this version of the panda and the commas joke used to display inaccurate comma usage? So wouldn't that make the whole male vampires regaining function from feeding Fake News?




*It may be that I have a copy of this particular book.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Just finished Jack’n it.

I mean Jack-O-Lanterning, you pervs.

But I honestly have to say I started to wonder if this might not make a good lube.

So Cock Talk Pop Quiz:

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

No. No. Annnnnnd no. Just. No.

 

[deft]

Just finished Jack’n it.

I mean Jack-O-Lanterning, you pervs.

But I honestly have to say I started to wonder if this might not make a good lube.

So Cock Talk Pop Quiz:

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

Absolutely not. Pumpkins and Hallowe’en don’t have quite the hold on the national psyche over here. But then you lot don’t have Guy Fawkes night, so swings and roundabouts, innit.

 

[wrodgers89]

Just finished Jack’n it.

I mean Jack-O-Lanterning, you pervs.

But I honestly have to say I started to wonder if this might not make a good lube.

So Cock Talk Pop Quiz:

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube? Can honestly say the thought has never gotten close to my mind
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try? Nah, I think I'm fine.
Why not? My PC has always served as just fine in a natural sense and if I'm feeling frisky, lotion does just the trick. I appreciate you thinking outside the pumpkin, err the box rather.

 

[Apisto42]

Just finished Jack’n it.

I mean Jack-O-Lanterning, you pervs.

But I honestly have to say I started to wonder if this might not make a good lube.

So Cock Talk Pop Quiz:

Have you ever used pumpkin guts as jerk off lube?
Now that you have, are you going to give it a try?
Why not?

Wtf. Dude, is everything all right at home?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

TFW you’ve been so busy you didn’t realize you completely missed notifications from one of your favorite threads until they stopped occurring

I’ll probably be catching up for days

In fairness, I actually pace a lot when I'm on the phone as well. The walking and movement seems to focus and settle my brain.

I pace on work phone calls all the time. It’s one of the things that frustrates me most when I’m in the office and have a tough problem to solve.

There's this concept of shoulder to shoulder communication as opposed to face to face communication. It's much easier to talk about hard things when shoulder to shoulder.

Yes! At one point I took over a development team who weren’t used to talking, much less out loud to a woman. So I started walking 1-1s. It didn’t matter where - around the neighborhood, to get coffee, to the park to sit on the benches and watch people. It was surprisingly effective.

Also, the conversation about opening up my relationship took place walking and on the swings at a park.

Work on yourself. Don't wait for someone else to change. Stay in your lane, acknowledge your shit and get better and hotter.

I couldn’t agree more. I’m not against sharing thoughtful feedback with someone I love about things that might not be aware of when it comes to their behavior, but mostly I have plenty of my own shit I can focus on. That’s what I can control/impact the most and where my energy is most effective.

If all else fails, offer to show them your dick. (Don't just flop it out) you might get a smile. Worked for me this week.

You can see my dick any time!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

But I bet @aussiegeekygal would do an exceptional nude yoga video.

#challengeaccepted

It may be more of an awkward giraffe-esq style

But I'll sure as shit enjoy myself doing it

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It was PMann that was talking about posthumous wanks

I . . . am not even sure what to do with this.

@Endless_Night you would have not appreciated the lengthy discussion @Lord Pmann and I had about the most awkward number of women to fuck. It ended in a stalemate with us both agreeing it was less than one, but we disagree if it’s 1/4 or 1/2 a woman that is most awkward to fuck. I’ll let your brain run wild with the arguments for and against each standpoint

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

#challengeaccepted

It may be more of an awkward giraffe-esq style

But I'll sure as shit enjoy myself doing it

Video evidence would be tremendously appreciated and invaluable.

 

[Lord Pmann]

@Endless_Night you would have not appreciated the lengthy discussion @Lord Pmann and I had about the most awkward number of women to fuck. It ended in a stalemate with us both agreeing it was less than one, but we disagree if it’s 1/4 or 1/2 a woman that is most awkward to fuck. I’ll let your brain run wild with the arguments for and against each standpoint

Let’s clarify, a little, as I don’t want it to seem like a weird conversation. The discussion was about, if I was in a bed and there was another guy in the bed with me, how many women do you need to make it not awkward.

The discussion originally started off by saying 0 women was the most awkward and as the number of women increased linearly, the level of awkwardness decreased exponentially.

Mathematically is would be:

a = 1/(n^2 + .0001)

a = awkwardness
n = number of women (where n is an integer)

However, I then realized that there is a much more awkward situation where n is somewhere between 0 and 1. Me, another guy and somewhere between 1/4 to 1/2 is the most awkward situation.

It’s a good discussion for Halloween time.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hang on

*Whips out a napkin for this important maths discussion*

Which one is it? I want to follow your parenthesis literally, but me thinks you meant the top equation??

I can't believe this is what lit has come to...