Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

*bats eyes*

We’re not doing bats, we’re doing Frankenstein.
Now explain, are you tweaking someone gay for your friend or someone straight for your friend?
And why?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Gay for us, silly

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, I have a fair amount of experience in lab, even if it's mostly molecular. You can slice and dice.

I see possibilities.

You want to let us practice, Muscles?

I don’t think I’ve used this many WOW emojis in one sitting.
Are you threatening my balls?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gay for us, silly

How ironic!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think @hotwords229_A is the kinda guy that gets hard at the sound of a latex glove snapping

 

[Endless_Night]

We’re not doing bats, we’re doing Frankenstein.
Now explain, are you tweaking someone gay for your friend or someone straight for your friend?
And why?

Possibly I should have used proclivities instead of preference.

Your mind went somewhere far more Machiavellian.

*raises slightly judgmental eyebrow*

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think @hotwords229_A is the kinda guy that gets hard at the sound of a latex glove snapping

It started to get hard as soon as I read “kinda guy that gets hard . . . “

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*raises slightly judgmental eyebrow*

God I love it when you flirt

 

[Endless_Night]

I think @hotwords229_A is the kinda guy that gets hard at the sound of a latex glove snapping

I. Am. Dying.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don’t think I’ve used this many WOW emojis in one sitting.
Are you threatening my balls?

I'm sure your, uh, appendage companions are perfectly wonderful as they stand. Sit?

Yeah, I don't know.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Possibly I should have used proclivities instead of preference.

Those are two very different things.
I am judging myself innocent in this case.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm sure your, uh, appendage companions are perfectly wonderful as they stand. Sit?

Yeah, I don't know.

They don’t sit or stand, they just kind of hang around.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

They don’t sit or stand, they just kind of hang around.

Do they ever get in the way?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do they ever get in the way?

I have sat on them before.
And they have a tendency to jump in front of a dribbled basketball.

 

[Endless_Night]

Those are two very different things.
I am judging myself innocent in this case.

I dunno. According to @investor2020 you have a salacious mind. And the idea of Aussie and latex seems to be of . . . interest.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I dunno. According to @investor2020 you have a salacious mind. And the idea of Aussie and latex seems to be of . . . interest.

Well, if you’re going to inundate me with facts then I’m going look more guilty.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, if you’re going to inundate me with facts then I’m going look more guilty.

Darn those facts!!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I, too, pictured fairly disturbing things. Like top halves and bottom halves and even quarters.

That is how the conversation went. In detail

I was steeling myself to ask who was holding out for the quarter, so I could put them on my *never be alone with them in a thread* list. Which I would start, just for them.

Then I saw we were talking equations.

T
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R
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*thunk*

Equations were only a small portion of the conversation. The rest was the disturbing details that were really hilarious in context

 

[Endless_Night]

I, too, pictured fairly disturbing things. Like top halves and bottom halves and even quarters.

That is how the conversation went. In detail

Gah!

Back to considering the list. Who went quarter and who went half?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Gah!

Back to considering the list. Who went quarter and who went half?

I still say one full woman is the right answer. I mean more than one is also great, but no less than one full woman.

 

[darkelf9]

You know you can just write your own when you need a sickie?

Follow me for more life tips

only if you have a box of chocolates

 

[darkelf9]

Too similar to cum?

If your cum is the same colour as pumpkin, you need to see a doctor or sell it as pie filling.

 

[darkelf9]

Word.

Excel,...tag

 

[darkelf9]

Aren’t there lesbian boobs to make it even better? Or am I thinking of something else.

So the boobs are lesbian as well? I had no idea they were self aware. The things you learn on Lit.

 

[darkelf9]

Why are female vampires always lesbians?
And thank God they are!

Well that is just sexist. What about my rights!