Comparing & Measuring Dicks

Size was never a thing to me. My idea was that if I didn't measure up there wasn't a thing I could do.

When I was in my 20's I measured but forgot how or what I found out.'

A couple of Lover's asked and I asked them if they wanted to know they could find out. Wew looked up the 'official' way to measure and I got out a 12" stainless steel layout scale. A couple of strokes and her nibbles got me standing up. BOth Ladies found that I was about 8-8 ¼ They both liked knowing.

After one asked if she could measure I asked why. She said she didn't know if she could take all of me and didn;t want me to bottom out. I assured her I wasn't a 'pile driver' unless she asked me to be.

During our cuddles I asked her how I fit. She wiggled into me, gave me a very affectionate stroke, and said,....Ohhhhhhhh YEAH!
 
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Someone else’s. Mine has no heft. Like, I think about what it would be like to have and thus feel a big dick while I’m peeing or guiding it inside my wife.
Yeah, a big one does have some weight to it especially when it's hard.
 
My wife tells me that mine is by far the smallest cock she's ever had. She even offered me to one of her friends who was finding sex painful saying '...his cock definitely won't hurt, it's not big enough.'

Eventually she measured me and it turns out I'm over 6.5 inches. Makes me wonder about her old boyfriends if over 6.5 inches is the 'smallest by far'!?
 
My wife tells me that mine is by far the smallest cock she's ever had. She even offered me to one of her friends who was finding sex painful saying '...his cock definitely won't hurt, it's not big enough.'

Eventually she measured me and it turns out I'm over 6.5 inches. Makes me wonder about her old boyfriends if over 6.5 inches is the 'smallest by far'!?
Your wife is a size queen. If she thinks you are small, she should try some small cocks!
 
Your wife is a size queen. If she thinks you are small, she should try some small cocks!
😂 Yes I have told her that.

To be fair she's never complained about my size. I think perhaps she just genuinely perceived it as very small based on her past experiences. Luck of the draw I guess.
 
Before the internet when I was younger I had a German male pen-friend. We were both nineteen. Our early correspondence was very innocent, then gradually sexual innuendos were exchanged. After several more exchanges of letters we both found out the other one was gay.

In the next letter from him following that revelation he asked how big my cock was. Rather than tell him in figures I had a brainwave. On a sheet of A4 paper I laid my fully erect cock and balls on the sheet and traced round my equipment. The result looked rather impressive: a quite thick 7 and a half inches. My cock tapered slightly at the tip and the drawing showed that I was uncut (I cheated slightly by adding a foreskin slightly rolled back).

I couldn’t wait for his next letter which, sure enough, contained a tracing. His cock was thicker than mine, but a bit shorter. He too was uncut. Needless to say our following correspondence was peppered with filth and with each read I’d save opening the letter until I went to bed. I’d wank myself off furiously while reading it and had wonderful orgasms. This developed into exchanging audio cassette tapes of us masturbating and cumming (a forerunner to the Lit Audio masturbation clips on here, eh?)

Eventually, I was invited to visit him in Germany where he lived with his parents. A folding camp bed was installed in his bedroom which I only used to eventually sleep in, having spent at least an hour in his bed, wanking fondling and sucking each other. It was also my first experience of frotting which I found tremendously exciting. And, boy - did he cum? I think that’s how my fetish for spunk was born.

After a year he wrote to me that he had met a girl and was getting married. I had saved the “blueprint” of his cock and balls which provided ample wank-fodder until the birth of 8mm porn films.

So, in keeping with this thread, I guess my German friend and I had measured and compared cock sizes….with illustrations!
 
I've always known I was big b/c of reactions from partners (not that there's been so many) and inability to buy proper fitting condoms ANYWHERE, inc. sex shops. (Nowadays, there are places on line).

Finally, after years of marriage and after my wife started having pain during sex - even with lots of lube - she measured it. Like most people do she grabbed a ruler and just measured from whatever angle gave the biggest result (but not inc. balls). Was something like 9 1/4" . It's not - she just didn't measure properly.

Wanting proper measurements for her to discuss with her OBGYN I read more about length on-line and measured it again, properly - which is along the top with end of ruler pressed into pubic bone. My length is actually 8 1/8" and girth 6 1/4 the entire length.

As I've described already in several threads, having a big dick is way more problematic than advantageous. BJ's make jaws hurt and usually involve teeth scraping, anal is impossible w/out pain despite tons of lube & pre-stretching and even PIV can be challenging w/out bumping her cervix from any damn angle. ..And getting older makes everything worse for the female partner of a guy w/ a big dick

..If you have an avg. dick, be thankful. Forget the stupid big-dick fetishizing in Porn and pop culture.
I suppose big cocks are not really practical but damn they're nice to look at.
 
I've always known I was big b/c of reactions from partners (not that there's been so many) and inability to buy proper fitting condoms ANYWHERE, inc. sex shops. (Nowadays, there are places on line).

Finally, after years of marriage and after my wife started having pain during sex - even with lots of lube - she measured it. Like most people do she grabbed a ruler and just measured from whatever angle gave the biggest result (but not inc. balls). Was something like 9 1/4" . It's not - she just didn't measure properly.

Wanting proper measurements for her to discuss with her OBGYN I read more about length on-line and measured it again, properly - which is along the top with end of ruler pressed into pubic bone. My length is actually 8 1/8" and girth 6 1/4 the entire length.

As I've described already in several threads, having a big dick is way more problematic than advantageous. BJ's make jaws hurt and usually involve teeth scraping, anal is impossible w/out pain despite tons of lube & pre-stretching and even PIV can be challenging w/out bumping her cervix from any damn angle. ..And getting older makes everything worse for the female partner of a guy w/ a big dick

..If you have an avg. dick, be thankful. Forget the stupid big-dick fetishizing in Porn and pop culture.
Ideally 7 inches is my preference as a bottom. I have learned over the years to work with larger ones, 8-9 inches.

To suck him I prefer to hang my head off the bed and have the top stand and use my mouth and throat. Besides being in a very submissive position, he has a more direct path for his length and can fuck my throat as he wishes.

Being fucked I am more comfortable in the missionary position with my legs on his shoulders. Taking a big cock it takes stretching before fucking, a lot of lube and patience. Once he penetrates and I get past a little discomfort my hole tends to stretch and it becomes enjoyable with every thrust. Missionary also helps me connect with my top as we make eye contact and kiss. With my boipussy I don’t have the issues a woman has where a big cock will bottom out.
 
My wife tells me that mine is by far the smallest cock she's ever had. She even offered me to one of her friends who was finding sex painful saying '...his cock definitely won't hurt, it's not big enough.'

Eventually she measured me and it turns out I'm over 6.5 inches. Makes me wonder about her old boyfriends if over 6.5 inches is the 'smallest by far'!?
I wish mine was 6.5. My wife probably would say she's enjoy it
 
I like chatting with other guys about our size and comparing. Not necessarily to see if I’m bigger but see how similar we might be. I know my cock isn’t that thick compared to others but I feel like mine is longer. I have had a couple experiences measuring with other guys in real life and for me it’s a turn on.
 
I like chatting with other guys about our size and comparing. Not necessarily to see if I’m bigger but see how similar we might be. I know my cock isn’t that thick compared to others but I feel like mine is longer. I have had a couple experiences measuring with other guys in real life and for me it’s a turn on.
I am a bottom so I enjoy seeing my top having a bigger cock. I am almost 6 inches and 1.5 inches thick.
 
It's amazing to me how cocks are talked about like they are disembodied from the rest of the person.

And how long must a man claim, "My wife is DYING to know what it feels like to have a huge one in her." Really?! Then just buy her a 10" x 6" dildo so she can see for herself. Like I said, you've disembodied the cock from the person anyway.. so what does it matter if it's not attached to a person? ..These days they feel quite realistic, so it will certainly give her an idea of how it feels.

As I said in another thread (can't remember which - there's so darn many about dick size), when the owner of some major Adult Toy Retailer was on a Podcast, she answered the question about most popular dildo size this way (paraphrasing),

"When women shop with their male partner they often leave with something huge... But when they come in by themselves, they usually leave with a much more average sized dildo." Basically saying, that it's men who are usually behind a woman's interest in buying a giant dildo. Like watching her take it turns her into some sort of sexual super-hero in their eyes.

I'll say it again as someone with a ridiculously large dick, it does way more to impede sexual enjoyment for the woman than enhance it. ..And it's very limiting for me. ..PIV, and "not so deep!" is about all I can hope for. ..Which I still enjoy, mind you, but it's very limiting.
 
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I know I'm above average, but the size queens wouldn't be impressed.

I measured once, length and girth, because curiosity finally got the better of me. Never been in a situation where comparisons could be made.
 
Before my wife and I were married we had some great sex with another couple (M/F) they were very different from us in height. I’m 6’5” and my wife is 6’ tall, the other couple were 5’6” (m) and 5’ (f). We all got off on the size differences during sex. One after noon the women came up with the idea of measuring our dicks side by side. This was many years before digital cameras (thank god). We (the guys) did a similar comparison of the lady’s pussies and boobs.
 
I’ve always been intrigued by the heft of it if that makes sense.
My wife always said she never understood the whole “Size Queen” thing. We’ve had a lot of swapping partner sex and she always gets off on even pretty small cocks < 5”, and she’s 6’ tall.
 
At only 4 inches hard , if the woman I was about to fuck didn’t say it out right, most of the time I could see it on their faces they were a little surprised and often disappointed with how small I was. And when I looked at porn it made me feel even worse. How could I call what I had a “cock” compared to those guys ? One woman I was with said I just had a cute little dicklette and made me wear panties and only let me lick her pussy to orgasm. You’d think that would have made me mad, but I found it just turned me on more. I did develop good oral skills and could get a woman off that way, but it did always seem to me that the women I’ve been with wanted something bigger than what I had.
 
It is definitely an odd thing for men to feel the need to “measure” up,between the perceived understanding that all women are size queens or that all men in the locker rooms are standing side by side comparing cocks on a daily basis. I also think there are men who are genuinely upset that they come up short or saying it legitimately affected their sex lives. I’m sure it does affect us all differently.
Personally I know I’m small,I know it’s also a kink of mine to be humiliated about my size but unfortunately for my kink I have yet to have a woman do that to me in person. Im 6’5” 265lbs and muscular but my penis is just under 5” fully erected and also no girth at all. I’m absolutely small on the dick size chart especially for my body size.
I’ve had women tell me my dick is “a good size” or “I’m glad it wasn’t as big and scary as I thought it was going to be” it hurt a little to hear at her time but now I love it. I’d love the chance to be put in a line up with other men way bigger with a panel of beautiful women judging us though.
 
I find it a turn on to compare sizes, either in the gym showers or sauna. Myself, I’m about 8” (6’8” and 255lbs) so know its a bit larger than average. Beat friend is about same size but thicker. It’s always hot when we can find someone my size or larger to play with, especially if I’m sucking a cock for her. And laying under my wife while watching a big cock move in and out of her is a huge turn on. Probably a good thing there’s not too many we’ve met that are truly hung or we’d be sucking and fucking our brains out.
 
Ever since my wife after watching all those DIY shows she can read a tape measure...She NOW knows 6 inches is NOT A FOOT!
 
I did it with my high school boyfriend, my first guy. Just over 9 inches by senior year. Girth was about 6.25 inches around. I wish I had done it with everyone I have fucked, and kept a record.

I've never seen anything like that since. My current guy is average - just over 5 inchers with a girth of just under 5. He has a beautiful head
 
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