Comparing & Measuring Dicks

[Iwillgo]

Were we friends?

If we were, we still would be

 

[Sgts19]

My friends had a curve to his right…my left

Mine friend broke it, if thats what they call it. Hard curve to the left. Somehow, he did get it back to somewhere straight by pulling it every morning. Took almost a year

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I've only ever measured one, because the guy insisited. Then got a bit upset because it wasn't the biggest I ever had.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I've only ever measured one, because the guy insisited. Then got a bit upset because it wasn't the biggest I ever had.

One should always assume there's a bigger dick.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

There always is. Actually his was nice. He just didnt like being told it wasn't too big. Big ones can hurt.

 

[YourSecretDesires]

There always is. Actually his was nice. He just didnt like being told it wasn't too big. Big ones can hurt.

Sounds like it hurt his ego...!

 

[JJ82490]

There always is. Actually his was nice. He just didnt like being told it wasn't too big. Big ones can hurt.

Curious - for you, what is too big (to the point where it is not enjoyable)

 

[Bbl87]

I've only ever measured one, because the guy insisited. Then got a bit upset because it wasn't the biggest I ever had.

Sometimes you get more (or less ) than you ask for.

I've never gotten the obsession with being the biggest someone has had. Like, I probably won't be length-wise, decent chance girth-wise, but as long as she enjoys it, why does it matter?

 

[TomSenior2021]

Great topic, I've always wanted to compare cocks, I'm smaller than average but still think it would be fun to have another guy, or a couple, and we compare soft and hard. Be even hotter if a woman was calling the shots.

 

[YourSecretDesires]

Great topic, I've always wanted to compare cocks, I'm smaller than average but still think it would be fun to have another guy, or a couple, and we compare soft and hard. Be even hotter if a woman was calling the shots.

I sort of did this once. My buddy and I got picked up by a m/f couple. The girl wanted all our dicks. There was one moment where we stood surrounding her as she knelt on the floor. Good times.

 

[TomSenior2021]

I sort of did this once. My buddy and I got picked up by a m/f couple. The girl wanted all our dicks. There was one moment where we stood surrounding her as she knelt on the floor. Good times.

That does sound great, imagine that was a fun night.

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

I use to use a measuring tape but now just use an empty toilet paper roll

 

[Bbl87]

I use to use a measuring tape but now just use an empty toilet paper roll

Is it a, you must be this tall to ride situation?

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

Is it a, you must be this tall to ride situation?

3' foot sign is out of the question but why not a 5.5" sign LOL

 

[Bbl87]

3' foot sign is out of the question but why not a 5.5" sign LOL

We talking length or girth? Important clarification.

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

We talking length or girth? Important clarification.

I didn't say beer bottle LOL maybe a drawing would be helpful

 

[Bbl87]

I didn't say beer bottle LOL maybe a drawing would be helpful

Sounds like a job for Microsoft Paint!

 

[dkak001]

Is it a, you must be this tall to ride situation?

Or you must fit inside it?

 

[Bbl87]

Or you must fit inside it?

I mean, with enough determination...

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

Or you must fit inside it?

from the front ? hahaha pucker up for that one hahahaha

 

[Bbl87]

from the front ? hahaha pucker up for that one hahahaha

I mean, I've been denied rear entry my whole life, so that would seem like the only option.

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

I mean, I've been denied rear entry my whole life, so that would seem like the only option.

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

A kind Lit person just sent me an anal fuck and most of the video was the guy just trying to get it in LOL

 

[Bbl87]

A kind Lit person just sent me an anal fuck and most of the video was the guy just trying to get it in LOL

Ya, I've always been told, "that thing isn't going anywhere near my ass."

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

hahahahahahaha

Ya, I've always been told, "that thing isn't going anywhere near my ass."

hahahahaha especially if you see a tattoo on her ass "ONE WAY ONLY"