Comparing & Measuring Dicks

Does't make much to make you come, then?

You never said if you fit in the roll or not! LOL
Ha, touche. I should have seen that double entendre a mile away.

And no I do not. In either dimension. The last time I was asked for comparison I was accused of using a fake roll. Don't know where I'd even get that. 🤣🤣🤣
 
Happened to me a few times - ive done it simply because they asked. Never really a "turn on" for me to measure for her
 
Ha, touche. I should have seen that double entendre a mile away.

And no I do not. In either dimension. The last time I was asked for comparison I was accused of using a fake roll. Don't know where I'd even get that. 🤣🤣🤣
One of the nice things about using the TP tube is that most if not all are pretty much standard dimensions 4.25 length (give or take) x 1.75 diameter (about 5.5 circumference).
 
Ok boys let's look at this logically shall we? Now imagine you're out with your mates for a meal and you've all ordered steak. They won't all be the same size but who's going to worry about a few millimetres between friends.

But yours is visibly smaller, there's no need for a tape measure, you can clearly see it. Your friends are longer, thicker, and obviously going to fill them up and leave them satisfied.

It's the same with dicks, sure you might be 8mm longer than your buddy at 10.8cm but we won't really notice because we're too busy spreading our legs for Mr eightinch.
 
I won't speak for women, but.... well, maybe I will. I feel pretty safe about this presumption.

If you're charming, funny, attractive and confident your partner will crave your dick - regardless of size. Conversely, if you're an unappealing, insecure, humorless dolt, no woman (or guy) will want your dick - regardless of size.

As a comedian once said (sorry, I can't recall her name), "If I'm not attracted to you but had to have sex with you to save the world, I'd want your dick to be as TINY as possible. Having MORE dick of someone I'm not attracted to inside of me would only make the experience worse."

Bottomline: Focus more of your attention on the person your dick is connected to than how big it is.
 
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One of the nice things about using the TP tube is that most if not all are pretty much standard dimensions 4.25 length (give or take) x 1.75 diameter (about 5.5 circumference).

Yep. Fairly standard, though there is some slight variation.

I won't speak for women.... well, maybe I will.

If you're charming, funny, attractive and confident your partner will crave your dick regardless of size. Conversely, if you're an unappealing, insecure, humorless dolt, no woman (or guy) will want your dick - regardless of size.

As a comedian (I can't recall her name) once said, "If I'm not attracted to you but had to have sex with you to save the world, I'd want your dick to be as TINY as possible. Having MORE of someone I'm not attracted to inside of me would only make the experience worse!"

Bottomline: Focus more of your attention on the person your dick is connected to than how big it is.

And I think that is kind of the cautionary tale. I think penis size is interesting from an academic perspective, as is preference regarding it.

People who say "size doesn't matter" are being overly simplistic, as are people who blanket say "bigger is better." How much size preference means will very from partner to partner, but for most it is a relatively minor consideration. But most people at least have some level of preference, and studies have shown it tends to be slightly above what the average size is. Notice I didn't say massively.

Really, plenty of people get too hung up on penis size, get in their heads about it, etc.. As a guy, short of surgery you're not going to change what you have, so it's more important to learn to work with what you've been given and, as you say, focus on other aspects of being a good partner. And that goes for guys that are below average, average, and above average.
 
People who say "size doesn't matter" are being overly simplistic,
Maybe... But unlike what you read on Lit and see in Porn, I'm betting more women are put off by a HUGE dick than they are by an average or slightly smaller than average one. Huge dicks have a way of limiting sexual enjoyment for both the man and the woman. I speak from experience. ..And challenges w/ big penises only get worse for women as they age.

Besides, it's funny that women who prefer a big penis are shamed for it while men have FOREVER fetishized big breasts, and have done so in the tackiest of ways, like donning suggestive tee-shirts, caps, and naming restaurants "Hooters".

And just because a wife might "secretly" prefer her husbands penis be a bit larger (or smaller) doesn't mean she regrets marrying that penis or would trade it for someone else's. :)

If your partner insists on bigger, then buy a goddamn dildo and learn how to best use it on her. I do that very thing with my wife, but with an average sized dildo. The only way she can cum from penetration is with something MUCH less girthy than me. ..Been that way for years.
 
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Geez. Do guys go around with tape measures to measure a woman's bust? It's fun to measure if you are both into it, but all you end up is a pretty meaningless number.
I love little titties, so if it looks like a A or a AA I am happy - I don't need to measure.

My first serious girlfriend was giving a BJ, and commented - 'you're pretty big. It might hurt!' Then took a ruler to it can discovered I was a touch over 7" and she reckoned I was pretty thick. She loved it - big enough to make her feel full but not enough to be uncomfortable.
 
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