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dkak001 said:
Does't make much to make you come, then?

You never said if you fit in the roll or not! LOL
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Ha, touche. I should have seen that double entendre a mile away.

And no I do not. In either dimension. The last time I was asked for comparison I was accused of using a fake roll. Don't know where I'd even get that. 🤣🤣🤣
 
Happened to me a few times - ive done it simply because they asked. Never really a "turn on" for me to measure for her
 
Bbl87 said:
Ha, touche. I should have seen that double entendre a mile away.

And no I do not. In either dimension. The last time I was asked for comparison I was accused of using a fake roll. Don't know where I'd even get that. 🤣🤣🤣
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One of the nice things about using the TP tube is that most if not all are pretty much standard dimensions 4.25 length (give or take) x 1.75 diameter (about 5.5 circumference).
 
Ok boys let's look at this logically shall we? Now imagine you're out with your mates for a meal and you've all ordered steak. They won't all be the same size but who's going to worry about a few millimetres between friends.

But yours is visibly smaller, there's no need for a tape measure, you can clearly see it. Your friends are longer, thicker, and obviously going to fill them up and leave them satisfied.

It's the same with dicks, sure you might be 8mm longer than your buddy at 10.8cm but we won't really notice because we're too busy spreading our legs for Mr eightinch.
 
I won't speak for women, but.... well, maybe I will. I feel pretty safe about this presumption.

If you're charming, funny, attractive and confident your partner will crave your dick - regardless of size. Conversely, if you're an unappealing, insecure, humorless dolt, no woman (or guy) will want your dick - regardless of size.

As a comedian once said (sorry, I can't recall her name), "If I'm not attracted to you but had to have sex with you to save the world, I'd want your dick to be as TINY as possible. Having MORE dick of someone I'm not attracted to inside of me would only make the experience worse."

Bottomline: Focus more of your attention on the person your dick is connected to than how big it is.
 
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mark_j said:
One of the nice things about using the TP tube is that most if not all are pretty much standard dimensions 4.25 length (give or take) x 1.75 diameter (about 5.5 circumference).
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Yep. Fairly standard, though there is some slight variation.

LMWM321 said:
I won't speak for women.... well, maybe I will.

If you're charming, funny, attractive and confident your partner will crave your dick regardless of size. Conversely, if you're an unappealing, insecure, humorless dolt, no woman (or guy) will want your dick - regardless of size.

As a comedian (I can't recall her name) once said, "If I'm not attracted to you but had to have sex with you to save the world, I'd want your dick to be as TINY as possible. Having MORE of someone I'm not attracted to inside of me would only make the experience worse!"

Bottomline: Focus more of your attention on the person your dick is connected to than how big it is.
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And I think that is kind of the cautionary tale. I think penis size is interesting from an academic perspective, as is preference regarding it.

People who say "size doesn't matter" are being overly simplistic, as are people who blanket say "bigger is better." How much size preference means will very from partner to partner, but for most it is a relatively minor consideration. But most people at least have some level of preference, and studies have shown it tends to be slightly above what the average size is. Notice I didn't say massively.

Really, plenty of people get too hung up on penis size, get in their heads about it, etc.. As a guy, short of surgery you're not going to change what you have, so it's more important to learn to work with what you've been given and, as you say, focus on other aspects of being a good partner. And that goes for guys that are below average, average, and above average.
 
Bbl87 said:
People who say "size doesn't matter" are being overly simplistic,
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Maybe... But unlike what you read on Lit and see in Porn, I'm betting more women are put off by a HUGE dick than they are by an average or slightly smaller than average one. Huge dicks have a way of limiting sexual enjoyment for both the man and the woman. I speak from experience. ..And challenges w/ big penises only get worse for women as they age.

Besides, it's funny that women who prefer a big penis are shamed for it while men have FOREVER fetishized big breasts, and have done so in the tackiest of ways, like donning suggestive tee-shirts, caps, and naming restaurants "Hooters".

And just because a wife might "secretly" prefer her husbands penis be a bit larger (or smaller) doesn't mean she regrets marrying that penis or would trade it for someone else's. :)

If your partner insists on bigger, then buy her a longer/fatter dildo and learn how to best use it on her. I do that very thing with my wife, but with an average sized dildo. The only way she can cum from penetration is with something MUCH less girthy than me. ..Been that way for years.
 
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jehoram said:
Geez. Do guys go around with tape measures to measure a woman's bust? It's fun to measure if you are both into it, but all you end up is a pretty meaningless number.
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I love little titties, so if it looks like a A or a AA I am happy - I don't need to measure.

My first serious girlfriend was giving a BJ, and commented - 'you're pretty big. It might hurt!' Then took a ruler to it can discovered I was a touch over 7" and she reckoned I was pretty thick. She loved it - big enough to make her feel full but not enough to be uncomfortable.
 
It always amazed my wife how some guys measured their cocks she preferred her sexual partners to be eight inches plus but on a number of times they missed the mark by inches and she didn’t need a ruler to know they were lying.
 
Tbh I think girls probably talk about that with friends more than guys do. Of course I’ve measured my own dick but I don’t know other guys’ size unless I’ve somehow seen or heard. Guys don’t show their dicks to each other
 
pace_purr said:
It always amazed my wife how some guys measured their cocks she preferred her sexual partners to be eight inches plus but on a number of times they missed the mark by inches and she didn’t need a ruler to know they were lying.
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haha... And you find that surprising?

Even when people do use a ruler to measure dicks - men and women - they likely measure it from whatever position yields the longest measurement, which isn't correct. The proper way - the way used in empirical studies of penis size (yes, they exist!) - is with the ruler placed on the TOP side of the penis with the end pressed lightly into the flesh of the pubic bone. Unless so instructed, people will tend to measure from the side w/ the end of the ruler placed roughly around where the scrotum begins. This introduces lots error. ..And probably adds at least 1" (or more) to the measurement.

Another giveaway is the number of men who told your wife their dick is 8"+. Statistically, only 1 in 250 men have a penis that long. That means your wife would have to sleep w/ 125 men (no shame if she has) to have just a 50% chance of encountering such a long dick. Or, if she's slept with 62 men, her chances would be just 25% chance of encountering just ONE.

So when people say, "My wife prefers 8"+ dicks..." Well, maybe so, but she must be awfully frustrated with how seldom she encounters them.
 
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CuriousJInLA said:
Tbh I think girls probably talk about that with friends more than guys do. Of course I’ve measured my own dick but I don’t know other guys’ size unless I’ve somehow seen or heard. Guys don’t show their dicks to each other
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You can see plenty of cock in most locker rooms. Of course there are the bashful guys with towels around their waists but I have probably seen hundreds of cocks through the years playing sports and working out. Not that I wanted to see any of them really!
 
LMWM321 said:
haha... And you find that surprising?

Even when people do measure dicks - men and women - they likely measure it from whatever position yields the longest measurement, which isn't correct. The proper way - the way used in empirical studies of penis size (yes, they exist!) - is with the ruler placed on the TOP side of the penis with the end pressed lightly into the flesh of the pubic bone. Unless instructed to measure this way, people will likely measure from the side w/ the end of the ruler placed roughly around where the scrotum begins. This introduces lots of room for error. ..And probably adds at least 1" (or more) to the measurement.

Another giveaway is the number of men who told your wife their dick is 8"+. Statistically, only 1 in 250 men in the US have a penis that long. ..Your wife would have to sleep w/ 125 men to have just a 50% chance of encountering such a long dick (No Shame if she has!!). Or, if she's slept with 62 men, her chances would be just 25% chance of encountering 0ne. So when people say, "My wife prefers 8"+ dicks..." Well, maybe, but she must be awfully frustrated with how seldom she encounters them.
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Exactly right both on how to measure and on the statistics of big cocks.
 
When we were at school communal showers were the norm after sport or at swimming lessons, which was how I knew one of my mates was circumcised - we used to joke about his "bowler hat" as it looked like his had a rim. When we got a bit older we compared erections without any touching.

One lover was obsessed with my size, she'd only had two other lovers (despite being in her forties) and insisted on measuring me. I swear that each time she talked about my cock the measurements got bigger :ROFLMAO:

Only one other woman has mentioned it and wanted to measure, she had even searched on the internet for the "proper" method - made for a fun afternoon.
 
Escierto said:
You can see plenty of cock in most locker rooms. Of course there are the bashful guys with towels around their waists but I have probably seen hundreds of cocks through the years playing sports and working out. Not that I wanted to see any of them really!
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Anybody who has played ball or been in the military has seen plenty. Of course you've got the grower vs shower thing so you don't really know anyone's real size. I'm well endowed but shrink up tight when exercising. Always seemed to me the guys who were showers were much more likely to parade proudly around the locker room.
 
CuriousJInLA said:
Tbh I think girls probably talk about that with friends more than guys do. Of course I’ve measured my own dick but I don’t know other guys’ size unless I’ve somehow seen or heard. Guys don’t show their dicks to each other
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I'm sure plenty do, but this is one of those things that varies wildly from person to person. The first time my wife and I talked about it she was shocked that anybody discussed this. Says she's never in her life talked about penis size with friends. She had heard the term "well endowed" in a joking way in something on TV and asked what it meant. 😁 I explained she had a well endowed husband and that there were women out there who preferred that. She couldn't believe it. No joke!
 
LMWM321 said:
haha... And you find that surprising?

Even when people do use a ruler to measure dicks - men and women - they likely measure it from whatever position yields the longest measurement, which isn't correct. The proper way - the way used in empirical studies of penis size (yes, they exist!) - is with the ruler placed on the TOP side of the penis with the end pressed lightly into the flesh of the pubic bone. Unless so instructed, people will tend to measure from the side w/ the end of the ruler placed roughly around where the scrotum begins. This introduces lots error. ..And probably adds at least 1" (or more) to the measurement.

Another giveaway is the number of men who told your wife their dick is 8"+. Statistically, only 1 in 250 men in the US have a penis that long. That means your wife would have to sleep w/ 125 men (no shame if she has) to have just a 50% chance of encountering such a long dick. Or, if she's slept with 62 men, her chances would be just 25% chance of encountering one.

So when people say, "My wife prefers 8"+ dicks..." Well, maybe so, but she must be awfully frustrated with how seldom she encounters them.
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I can tell you my wife had plenty of partners all over eight inches and didn’t have to meet 250 to get them and eight inches was the minimum length must grow them bigger in Australia 😂
 
pace_purr said:
I can tell you my wife had plenty of partners all over eight inches and didn’t have to meet 250 to get them and eight inches was the minimum length must grow them bigger in Australia 😂
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Because you steal Joeys from there mums and put them in your fanny packs to make them think it's a tit. Lol
 
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