Confess, Perdita

[gauchecritic]

"He sat on defense" just doesn't seem right, Gauche. Please advise or advice.

My point exactly

 

[mtnman2003]

Old joke.....

Use defeat, defense, and detail in a sentence.


Got it yet?

Defeet went over defence before detail.

Sorry..........

 

[cynter]

Re: Old joke.....

Use defeat, defense, and detail in a sentence.


Got it yet?

Defeet went over defence before detail.

Sorry..........

now that was funny!

 

[gauchecritic]

Even funnier

Unless you read it last time I posted (last year I think)

Teacher: Class, I want you to give me a sentence using the word beautiful.

After several children use the word correctly, Little Johnny is picked for his example.

Johnny: When we were having breakfast my sister who is in 12th grade told my dad that she was pregnant and my dad said: "Beautiful... Fucking beautiful."



Gauche

 

[Quasimodem]

Oops!

Sorry.

 

[cynter]

Re: Even funnier

Unless you read it last time I posted (last year I think)

Teacher: Class, I want you to give me a sentence using the word beautiful.

After several children use the word correctly, Little Johnny is picked for his example.

Johnny: When we were having breakfast my sister who is in 12th grade told my dad that she was pregnant and my dad said: "Beautiful... Fucking beautiful."



Gauche

not so funny to a mommie who has heard her 5 yr daughter repeat things said in private in public...can we say embarassed?

 

[Quasimodem]

Last summer, I saw a guy wearing a tee shirt with the comment: Shirt Happens!