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The summer after our senior year, the orchestra was on a trip. We were both 18, traveling on buses and the girl I really liked was sitting next to me. She put a pillow on my lap and fell asleep. I immediately got hard and tried to make sure she didn't feel it. I don't know if she did. I fell asleep as well, but I awoke from a wet dream as I was shooting a load into my pants. Don't know if she noticed. This why I like cello players.
 
porkyrocket69 said:
The summer after our senior year, the orchestra was on a trip. We were both 18, traveling on buses and the girl I really liked was sitting next to me. She put a pillow on my lap and fell asleep. I immediately got hard and tried to make sure she didn't feel it. I don't know if she did. I fell asleep as well, but I awoke from a wet dream as I was shooting a load into my pants. Don't know if she noticed. This why I like cello players.
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You couldn't tell by the way that she looked at you when you woke up whether she noticed? She must have at least been able to smell it.

You are either terribly un-observant lol, or she did not notice it. Did she keep talking to you on this trip? Or did she try to avoid you for the rest of it. If she sat next to you on the bus back home you probably should have asked her to marry you LOL.
 
mlvis00 said:
We're all very close to each other, and I have more than one funny or interesting story to tell.

I am new on Literotica, so maybe soon I will share some of my experiences ;)
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I like to read stories. Anytime. Especially first time adventures, getting caught, family. I think there are more topics too.
 
mlvis00 said:
This happened when I was 21, during the summer. Some old high school friends and I decided to spend a week in the coastal region, a few hours from the city where we lived. None of us wanted to pay for a hotel room, so we decided to camp on the beach. We knew there were designated areas for campers, so we coordinated with each other to bring two large tents. We were three boys and two girls. The girls got a tent for themselves, and I myself got one for myself and the boys.

It had been three days, and one night we were chatting, joking and drinking until late, so the next morning, logically, I expected to wake up with a hellish hangover and no energy. I woke up for a brief moment when my two friends got dressed and left the tent. I told them that I would continue to sleep a little longer. They left and I stayed in bed until I fell asleep again. After a while I woke up again, took my cell phone and saw that a couple of hours had passed. This time I felt a little more rested and with more energy.

It was still early in the morning and, like all men, well, I had a huge boner. It was very hot, so during the night I slept shirtless in a baggy pair of boxer shorts, so my hard-on was very noticeable. Since three days had passed, I hadn't had a chance to masturbate, and of course I was very horny when I woke up. I was throbbing and leaking a lot, forming a wet spot on my underwear.

Suddenly without warning, our tent opens, and one of my female friends walks in. Since I was still half asleep, I reacted very slowly, and I didn't have time to cover my crotch. She simply widened her eyes, let out a little giggle, and told me to get dressed because we would soon be going into town to do some shopping. I told her I'd be out in a minute, and she left the tent. When she disappeared from my sight I could hear her laugh while she went away.

God, there I was, hard as a rock and embarrassed to death. During the rest of the trip, the anecdote was the subject of jokes among us. Today I also laugh about it, although I keep feeling humiliated and a little dirty when I think about it.
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mlvis00 said:
This happened when I was 21, during the summer. Some old high school friends and I decided to spend a week in the coastal region, a few hours from the city where we lived. None of us wanted to pay for a hotel room, so we decided to camp on the beach. We knew there were designated areas for campers, so we coordinated with each other to bring two large tents. We were three boys and two girls. The girls got a tent for themselves, and I myself got one for myself and the boys.

It had been three days, and one night we were chatting, joking and drinking until late, so the next morning, logically, I expected to wake up with a hellish hangover and no energy. I woke up for a brief moment when my two friends got dressed and left the tent. I told them that I would continue to sleep a little longer. They left and I stayed in bed until I fell asleep again. After a while I woke up again, took my cell phone and saw that a couple of hours had passed. This time I felt a little more rested and with more energy.

It was still early in the morning and, like all men, well, I had a huge boner. It was very hot, so during the night I slept shirtless in a baggy pair of boxer shorts, so my hard-on was very noticeable. Since three days had passed, I hadn't had a chance to masturbate, and of course I was very horny when I woke up. I was throbbing and leaking a lot, forming a wet spot on my underwear.

Suddenly without warning, our tent opens, and one of my female friends walks in. Since I was still half asleep, I reacted very slowly, and I didn't have time to cover my crotch. She simply widened her eyes, let out a little giggle, and told me to get dressed because we would soon be going into town to do some shopping. I told her I'd be out in a minute, and she left the tent. When she disappeared from my sight I could hear her laugh while she went away.

God, there I was, hard as a rock and embarrassed to death. During the rest of the trip, the anecdote was the subject of jokes among us. Today I also laugh about it, although I keep feeling humiliated and a little dirty when I think about it.
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Too bad she did not take the matter into her own hands! 😝
 
Fact: earlier today I was settling down for some playtime when a delivery turned up unexpectedly. Last minute dash for the door, commando and struggling. Haha thanks, yes hi nice day thanks bye please don't ask me to stand up straight.

🙃😅
 
Many years ago, as a nineteen year old, I travelled three days on a bus from London to Athens and then did a bit of Island hopping. I travelled with a friend, Kevin, and all in all we had a great time. This is just one of many stories I could tell.

We were lain on a beach soaking up the sun and watching the scantily clad, and often topless, women around us.
I was on my front when a bollock naked man walked out of the sea and came over to us and asked if we had a spare cigarette, happily standing there with his tackle dangling just above my head. I think he was German and we were fairly innocent and uptight Englishmen.
My mate didn't smoke but I did. My cigarettes and lighter were in my bag about six feet away. I slid, snake like, on my stomach over to the bag, got the cigarette and gave it to him. When he left my mate asked why I'd slithered rather than standing up.
Embarrassed I explained that the hot sun had given me a hard-on and I didn't want to stand up in case the German thought it was him that caused it. Looking at the soft sand behind me there was a channel from where I'd been laying to my bag, dug by my dick.
 
(I still hope to this day that) Only one other person on this world knows about my "red ear" story in real life.
I was in my mid to late teens teens not sexually active with partner (late bloomer) but had discovered my dad's hidden porn magazine stash. O glory days.

Whenever I was alone at home it is not hard to imagine what I would be doing whenever given the opportunity.
When done I would make sure to put them back in his stash in the exact order I found them in.
He passed away a couple of years ago and do not know if he ever noticed anything.

On my "red ear" day I knew my parents would not be home until late afternoon.
So I figured I would have plenty of time to have a good time with myself watching mags.
I found a comfortable spot on the couch in the living room. Did not take long and I was lying there with my pants down to my knees looking at all that beauty and stroking hard.

Now what I had totally forgotten about was that on Fridays an aunt would come over to help my mother with some household chores. Fully entranced by the porn mags I never noticed her arrive at the front of our house.

I only noticed her when she was in the backyard looking straight at me through the window with big eyes. Me in full display pants down stroking myself hard. It scared the bejezus out of me. Now mind you she was my fathers youngest sisters so at the time probably in her early twenties. But me at the time very innocent I was very much clueless as what to do.
I full on went into panic mode pulled up my pants and not knowing what else to do with them simply hurled the mags behind the couch and ran upstairs. I did not leave my room until my aunt had left. In my room heart pounding and hoping I was wrong and she had not see anything.

When I finally got down I suppose you can guess, the porn mags were not behind the couch anymore.
That's when I knew for sure she had seen me and I had been caught "red-handed."

The Aunt that caught me is still alive but neither of us has ever mentioned that day and I have no idea what happed to the porn mags.....

I did not masturbate in the living room on fridays anymore for a long time, perhaps i should have ;)
 
I was on a medium distance (west coast to east coast) flight and wearing comfortable clothing.

My seat on the flight was against the window, which is always my preference so I can try to sleep.

I was sitting in my chair when a woman came up to the aisle wearing a low cut and short summer dress. She was pretty hot. She tried to load her bag jnto the overhead compartment above the seat so I got a great view of her body. The compartment was too full thoigh so she turned around and put it in the one across the aisle, but she was sort of too short for it so she had to get on her toes to try and push it in. I stood up to help her, and she turned around and I got a very good look down her dress. I almost immediately started getting harder.

I turned my body as fast as I could cause I am quite a grower, and sat down. And then she sat down beside me, right beside me, so I got a really good view again, but so did she. My cock did the little pop that happens sometimes when it’s getting hard. It was obvious that she noticed because she looked directly at it, then at me, and blushed before then sat down in seat B right beside me.

I vaguely apologized without exposing why, and she smiled and said oh that’s okay, things happen sometimes.

We talked awkwardly for a bit while the plane loaded. Once everything was ready to go and push back, the seat C was still empty and I expected her to move. But she didn’t. I noticed that, she noticed me noticing and said she could move if I preferred. She said she didn’t like the aisle cause you can get bumped into then. Obviously I didnt, so I told her. I was still rock hard.

We talked a bit more on the flight, she asked if I was married. I said yes so she asked about why I wasn’t wearing a ring. I said I rarely wore a ring cause I found them uncomfortable, especially on planes. She said she also didn’t wear her ring when traveling.

She asked if I minded if she used the arm rest between us to lean on, and I said no not at All. She had turned to me quite a bit now and I could see doen her dress very easily. I was getting so hard now it hurt.

Her arm slipped off the arm rest and her handed ended up on my lap and she looked at me. I didn’t react and she moved her hand up slowlt and finally touched me through my pants. Which was almost too much more me, cause now I was really making a lot of precum and making a small spot on my pants. She lightly rubbed me, and I had to get up to go to the washroom to help myself. I came hard and a lot of semen.

After I got out of the washroom she was standing there waiting for it. Her nipples wheee really showing through her dress and she was flushed and had sexy eyes. She went in and I went back to my sleep. The room probably smelled slightly like cum.

She got back to her seat and was less flushed. We made small talk a bit longer and then that was it.

As the flight was getting near the end she asked if I had plans right away. I said no, so she invited me to dinner and I accepted. We got out of the airport and went to her car (she lived on the east coast, I live on the west). We drove a ways and then pulled over.

Once parked she put my hand on her lap on her thighs and started to rub me, and I cupped her and felt her through her panties and how wet she was.

She pulled my pants down and leaned over and started to suck on me and k fingered her, until we both came- me into her mouth, she swallows everything.

She asked where she could drop me off, I said downtown close to my hotel and she did. I asked if she wanted to exchange numbers, but she declined. She said this was fun but a one time deal, otherwise things could be problematic.
 
Many years ago my (then) crush and I were hanging out during the summer while she was in town. I would go over to her sisters home where she was staying and we would hang out. I was dying to sleep with her (we never did). She was sexy and had been the fuel of many, many jerkoff sessions (and still is). We were drinking and she was smoking some pot and we eventually relaxed on the sofa and eventually fell asleep. Her body was against mine and I had the hardest erection that I had ever had in my life having her ass rubbing up against me.

She never said anything, and I was glad for that. Years later we got back in touch and we laughed about that night, and she confessed that she felt my erection pressing against her. She wanted to screw me so bad that night but resisted since she was in a relationship with a guy back home. I confessed to her that I spent that day jerking off to thoughts of her and she admitted the same. She had been so horny that she ended up masturbating in the shower.

Today we exchange photos and videos. She is one of my "close friends" that I have mentioned before. I still want to have sex with her, and if given the chance I would in a heartbeat.
 
604mike said:
I was on a medium distance (west coast to east coast) flight and wearing comfortable clothing.

My seat on the flight was against the window, which is always my preference so I can try to sleep.

I was sitting in my chair when a woman came up to the aisle wearing a low cut and short summer dress. She was pretty hot. She tried to load her bag jnto the overhead compartment above the seat so I got a great view of her body. The compartment was too full thoigh so she turned around and put it in the one across the aisle, but she was sort of too short for it so she had to get on her toes to try and push it in. I stood up to help her, and she turned around and I got a very good look down her dress. I almost immediately started getting harder.

I turned my body as fast as I could cause I am quite a grower, and sat down. And then she sat down beside me, right beside me, so I got a really good view again, but so did she. My cock did the little pop that happens sometimes when it’s getting hard. It was obvious that she noticed because she looked directly at it, then at me, and blushed before then sat down in seat B right beside me.

I vaguely apologized without exposing why, and she smiled and said oh that’s okay, things happen sometimes.

We talked awkwardly for a bit while the plane loaded. Once everything was ready to go and push back, the seat C was still empty and I expected her to move. But she didn’t. I noticed that, she noticed me noticing and said she could move if I preferred. She said she didn’t like the aisle cause you can get bumped into then. Obviously I didnt, so I told her. I was still rock hard.

We talked a bit more on the flight, she asked if I was married. I said yes so she asked about why I wasn’t wearing a ring. I said I rarely wore a ring cause I found them uncomfortable, especially on planes. She said she also didn’t wear her ring when traveling.

She asked if I minded if she used the arm rest between us to lean on, and I said no not at All. She had turned to me quite a bit now and I could see doen her dress very easily. I was getting so hard now it hurt.

Her arm slipped off the arm rest and her handed ended up on my lap and she looked at me. I didn’t react and she moved her hand up slowlt and finally touched me through my pants. Which was almost too much more me, cause now I was really making a lot of precum and making a small spot on my pants. She lightly rubbed me, and I had to get up to go to the washroom to help myself. I came hard and a lot of semen.

After I got out of the washroom she was standing there waiting for it. Her nipples wheee really showing through her dress and she was flushed and had sexy eyes. She went in and I went back to my sleep. The room probably smelled slightly like cum.

She got back to her seat and was less flushed. We made small talk a bit longer and then that was it.

As the flight was getting near the end she asked if I had plans right away. I said no, so she invited me to dinner and I accepted. We got out of the airport and went to her car (she lived on the east coast, I live on the west). We drove a ways and then pulled over.

Once parked she put my hand on her lap on her thighs and started to rub me, and I cupped her and felt her through her panties and how wet she was.

She pulled my pants down and leaned over and started to suck on me and k fingered her, until we both came- me into her mouth, she swallows everything.

She asked where she could drop me off, I said downtown close to my hotel and she did. I asked if she wanted to exchange numbers, but she declined. She said this was fun but a one time deal, otherwise things could be problematic.
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Oh my!

This was hot encounter.
 
LonRivers said:
Many years ago my (then) crush and I were hanging out during the summer while she was in town. I would go over to her sisters home where she was staying and we would hang out. I was dying to sleep with her (we never did). She was sexy and had been the fuel of many, many jerkoff sessions (and still is). We were drinking and she was smoking some pot and we eventually relaxed on the sofa and eventually fell asleep. Her body was against mine and I had the hardest erection that I had ever had in my life having her ass rubbing up against me.

She never said anything, and I was glad for that. Years later we got back in touch and we laughed about that night, and she confessed that she felt my erection pressing against her. She wanted to screw me so bad that night but resisted since she was in a relationship with a guy back home. I confessed to her that I spent that day jerking off to thoughts of her and she admitted the same. She had been so horny that she ended up masturbating in the shower.

Today we exchange photos and videos. She is one of my "close friends" that I have mentioned before. I still want to have sex with her, and if given the chance I would in a heartbeat.
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It’s great to have a good friend with whom you can easily talk about sex without being judged for it.
 
When I was a teenager, I was getting an ultrasound done. The technician was in her mid 40s and fine as well. She told me to "undo my shorts for her" and it triggered a reaction in my body. I deliberately only popped the button open but left the zipper half hoping she would unzip me herself and to my amazement she did! Mind you she wasn't wearing any gloves while doing this. Anyways, long story short, she stuck her hand and the device too far down my shorts and I had a Jason Biggs moment. Thank God I'm not circumcised and I immediately squeezed my foreskin closed through my pocket so I wouldn't get any on her hand. I could see her looking at the monitor and was wondering if she knew. When she sent me to the bathroom with some tissues, I had my answer. She never mentioned anything about it.
 
I used to work at a hospital here in the UK, the parking was awful so I used to catch a special hospital bus to and from work. I was fortunate enough to meet a beautiful slim blonde nurse on the bus and was amazed to find that out offices were very close to each other. We would chat on the bus and while walking to or from our offices, all the time I was developing a massive crush on her. Our platonic friendship went on and we would also message each other on Whatsapp. I moved jobs but we still messaged each other, then while drunk I messaged her confessing my crush at which she stopped messaging. A year later here I am recovering from surgery on her ward with her as my nurse. The surgery was on my lower abdomen and she keeps coming to check my wound and every time she pulls my hospital gown up she grins and says "Im sorry.. I just need to move your penis" she moves it to one side but holds it there while she examines the scar, and every time my erection grows in her hand while i apologize. She looks me straight in the eyes, grins but says nothing
 
Simborun said:
I used to work at a hospital here in the UK, the parking was awful so I used to catch a special hospital bus to and from work. I was fortunate enough to meet a beautiful slim blonde nurse on the bus and was amazed to find that out offices were very close to each other. We would chat on the bus and while walking to or from our offices, all the time I was developing a massive crush on her. Our platonic friendship went on and we would also message each other on Whatsapp. I moved jobs but we still messaged each other, then while drunk I messaged her confessing my crush at which she stopped messaging. A year later here I am recovering from surgery on her ward with her as my nurse. The surgery was on my lower abdomen and she keeps coming to check my wound and every time she pulls my hospital gown up she grins and says "Im sorry.. I just need to move your penis" she moves it to one side but holds it there while she examines the scar, and every time my erection grows in her hand while i apologize. She looks me straight in the eyes, grins but says nothing
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Isn't it funny how life sometimes gives us what we want just not quite the way we wanted it. Probably not quite the handjob you were hoping for, huh? lol

So did you two start talking again? I'm assuming she's married and that's why she probably broke things off with you?
(oops, sorry! bad metaphor. what's a better word for 'broke off' lol)
 
Stopokochac said:
When I was a teenager, I was getting an ultrasound done. The technician was in her mid 40s and fine as well. She told me to "undo my shorts for her" and it triggered a reaction in my body. I deliberately only popped the button open but left the zipper half hoping she would unzip me herself and to my amazement she did! Mind you she wasn't wearing any gloves while doing this. Anyways, long story short, she stuck her hand and the device too far down my shorts and I had a Jason Biggs moment. Thank God I'm not circumcised and I immediately squeezed my foreskin closed through my pocket so I wouldn't get any on her hand. I could see her looking at the monitor and was wondering if she knew. When she sent me to the bathroom with some tissues, I had my answer. She never mentioned anything about it.
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I had a similar experience when having an ultrasound on my ankle when I was in my late 20s. I shared it on a forum but don’t remember which one. My mom was staying with me at the time and was standing there as this tall, beautiful blonde nurse was applying the gel to my ankle. To my surprise, she kept going up my leg with the gel, and I’m wondering when she was gonna stop. She continued until she reached my upper thigh, dangerously close to my balls. I don’t know how I didn’t get a hard-on, but it would have been right in front of the nurse and mom.
 
porkyrocket69 said:
The summer after our senior year, the orchestra was on a trip. We were both 18, traveling on buses and the girl I really liked was sitting next to me. She put a pillow on my lap and fell asleep. I immediately got hard and tried to make sure she didn't feel it. I don't know if she did. I fell asleep as well, but I awoke from a wet dream as I was shooting a load into my pants. Don't know if she noticed. This why I like cello players.
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That is amazing.
 
When I was in college I went for a check up. The doctor was female (not my usual doctor) and she wasn't bad looking either. At one point she asked me to drop my pants so she could give me a feel or whatever they do. Well yes, I got hard - was trying NOT to but it just happened. She didn't say anything, was neither encouraging nor discouraging, rather professional.

I'm sure I have more - will think of some more.
 
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