Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[massageguy1]

Happens all the time...

Unplanned erections are a fact of life, and I've had many embarrassing and exciting experiences...

One was back in HS. I was still very inexperienced at 18, and had a serious crush on my best friend's older sister, Kathy. We hung out (ha) in his backyard, where we'd swim, and I'd try not to stare at Kathy in her bikini. She had full breasts, wide hips and a great ass, and I tried not to stare. Well, I tried to not get caught staring...

One hot day, we were just out of the pool, and Kathy was lying on her back. She had prominent hip bones, and this was my first introduction to the fabled bikini bridge.

My friend started teasing her about her hip.bones, and she got up, adjusting her bottoms, and it was impossible not to stare as we discussed her figure. She started to protest, saying 'Mom says that will make it easier when I have chil-'

With that, she looked at me, did a comical double take, and suddenly poured her Coke all over my friend's head!

We were both shocked, and he began to splutter. 'You're CRAZY! WHY did you do that!'

He stormed off into the house to shower and get cleaned up. She turned to me, and said 'Ummm..*****.'

I was completely baffled and said something like 'Whuh???'

She shook her head, and repeated 'XYZ.'

I still had no clue, and started to ask 'Kathy, what do yo-'

She said, in a sharper tone 'Your barn door's open!, and looked pointedly at my swim trunks.

I looked down, and saw, to my surprise and utter horror, that I was fully and painfully erect, and that the entire head of my penis was sticking out over the waistband to my trunks, all pink, and proud, and glistening in the sunshine...

I turned bright red, and turned around to adjust myself. I mumbled apologies, and she explained 'You're a sweet kid, and Ibhad to do something! Jerry would never have let you forget it if he'd seen.

I muttered thanks, grabbed my towel, and raced home, where I masturbated furiously...

 

[LizVegas79]

I love this thread so much!

Thanks for sharing everyone. Each and every one of these is a great story!

(and for once in my life I wish I had paid more attention in church! )

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Just joined, I love the stories!

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

In high school my dad was the pastor of a small church. There were only like three other high school age kids on the church but one was this super cute cheerleader who was a couple years younger than me. I flirted with her all the time but nothing ever happened. Usually she had a boyfriend so just flirted innocently back.

One Sunday after Sunday school though she clearly was into it and we snuck around and started making out. I spent about ten minutes with my face in her breasts and hands on her ass and then had to stop to go to worship service. Unexpectedly right at the beginning they called me to the front to pray for me. I tried to keep my hands in front and covering my boner but then two elders took a hand each to hold during prayer. I don't know exactly who all saw it but the cheerleader and her mom both commented later to me about it.

And the mom? More of a story there?

 

[Vitriolhack]

And the mom? More of a story there?

I had the same reaction!

Talk about embarrassing, I less they were complimenting him. Hey, you never know!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Unplanned erections are a fact of life, and I've had many embarrassing and exciting experiences...

One was back in HS. I was still very inexperienced at 18, and had a serious crush on my best friend's older sister, Kathy. We hung out (ha) in his backyard, where we'd swim, and I'd try not to stare at Kathy in her bikini. She had full breasts, wide hips and a great ass, and I tried not to stare. Well, I tried to not get caught staring...

One hot day, we were just out of the pool, and Kathy was lying on her back. She had prominent hip bones, and this was my first introduction to the fabled bikini bridge.

My friend started teasing her about her hip.bones, and she got up, adjusting her bottoms, and it was impossible not to stare as we discussed her figure. She started to protest, saying 'Mom says that will make it easier when I have chil-'

With that, she looked at me, did a comical double take, and suddenly poured her Coke all over my friend's head!

We were both shocked, and he began to splutter. 'You're CRAZY! WHY did you do that!'

He stormed off into the house to shower and get cleaned up. She turned to me, and said 'Ummm..*****.'

I was completely baffled and said something like 'Whuh???'

She shook her head, and repeated 'XYZ.'

I still had no clue, and started to ask 'Kathy, what do yo-'

She said, in a sharper tone 'Your barn door's open!, and looked pointedly at my swim trunks.

I looked down, and saw, to my surprise and utter horror, that I was fully and painfully erect, and that the entire head of my penis was sticking out over the waistband to my trunks, all pink, and proud, and glistening in the sunshine...

I turned bright red, and turned around to adjust myself. I mumbled apologies, and she explained 'You're a sweet kid, and Ibhad to do something! Jerry would never have let you forget it if he'd seen.

I muttered thanks, grabbed my towel, and raced home, where I masturbated furiously...

That’s a cute story!

 

[Pleasantly_Perverted]

I used to play football (soccer) every week. Being the only not-entirely-straight man on the team - and indeed not out to the others - meant that post-match showers were something of an accidental boner hazard, basically a shifting mass of sweaty or soaped-up buff naked men. Everyone showered naked. It was seen as a really weird thing not to. The showers were almost never in cubicles either, they were almost always in a line and really quite close together.

I'd managed to get timing of my showers down to a tee. I would usually wait until things had quietened down a bit and then nip in where there was a bit of space. With a bit of self-control and not looking around too much it had never been an issue.

One day though I mistimed it and ended up showering centimetres away from the handsomest man on the team, our really toned and buff centre forward. I let my self-control slip just a little and let myself glance across a bit too long as he soaped his tight, muscular body. It was impossible not to notice the water running down and over a pretty sizeable package too. Before I knew it, I was absolutely rock hard in the middle of the team showers.

I'm not sure that anyone actually noticed though. Or if they did they were too polite to mention.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

2 days ago

Just had been listening to an erotic story as I drove to pick up some lunch. I really did go to a Mexican resturant to get tacos. I was wearing shorts and briefs that were not made out of the spandex. I got out the car and I was bulging and figured I better fix it before going in. Well I fixed it, moved it down thigh and when I looked up, Three ladies, I will assume they were co-workers on their lunch break. Our eyes met and they had that look on their face that said here comes the meat. Lol. I smiled when I passed them but it was very embarrassing, but then again we were at a burrito and taco place. Lol

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

I used to play football (soccer) every week. Being the only not-entirely-straight man on the team - and indeed not out to the others - meant that post-match showers were something of an accidental boner hazard, basically a shifting mass of sweaty or soaped-up buff naked men. Everyone showered naked. It was seen as a really weird thing not to. The showers were almost never in cubicles either, they were almost always in a line and really quite close together.

I'd managed to get timing of my showers down to a tee. I would usually wait until things had quietened down a bit and then nip in where there was a bit of space. With a bit of self-control and not looking around too much it had never been an issue.

One day though I mistimed it and ended up showering centimetres away from the handsomest man on the team, our really toned and buff centre forward. I let my self-control slip just a little and let myself glance across a bit too long as he soaped his tight, muscular body. It was impossible not to notice the water running down and over a pretty sizeable package too. Before I knew it, I was absolutely rock hard in the middle of the team showers.

I'm not sure that anyone actually noticed though. Or if they did they were too polite to mention.

How did they not notice a hard cock in the shower ?

 

[LizVegas79]

2 days ago

Just had been listening to an erotic story as I drove to pick up some lunch. I really did go to a Mexican resturant to get tacos. I was wearing shorts and briefs that were not made out of the spandex. I got out the car and I was bulging and figured I better fix it before going in. Well I fixed it, moved it down thigh and when I looked up, Three ladies, I will assume they were co-workers on their lunch break. Our eyes met and they had that look on their face that said here comes the meat. Lol. I smiled when I passed them but it was very embarrassing, but then again we were at a burrito and taco place. Lol

I bet they went back there the next day for lunch hoping you would show again LOL

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Mine happened to be at a business meeting. We had a 6pm reception to attend but the afternoon session was full of very sexy co-workers and it was cold in the room. It was hard not to stare, being as undergarments are not worn as much anymore. Well I knew I had to do something, so when we broke, I went to the room to freshen up and to well take the edge off. Vent with jerking quickes are not quick. I looked at the clock and I had been stoking for 30 minutes, probably an edge situation recalling the sights. I jump up, bouncing from side to side. Washed my hands and all, but the blood flow had not gone down. I threw on some jeans, commando unfortunately and went out the door. I walked out the room and 2 of my female colleagues were coming down the hall. They spoke..I turned around and unfortunately my manhood was stretched tight down my leg. I don’t think they knew what color shirt I was wearing. Embarrassed even more when one said as I walked away….did you see that…..I took the stairs. Lol

 

[massageguy1]

Medical boner and more...

Fall quarter of my Freshman year in college, first time living away from home, was an exciting and scary time, full of new experiences. Including this one...

I was settling into my new life - crazy roommates, classes that were tougher than HS, dorm food, and, oh, those coeds... A couple of weeks into classes, I'd made a few friends, and wasn't quite as nervous. I went to check my mailbox, and saw a couple of letters. One was sweet and sappy, from my mom, but I didn't recognize the feminine handwriting on the other...

It was...from Ms. K! Long story that I'll tell elsewhere, she was an 'older' lady who'd given me my first real sexual experiences that previous summer. So I eagerly scanned the letter.

(I guess a little explanation is needed to set this up. She was older only in comparison to my 18 years, and was a pretty nurse who lived down the street. That summer, she'd seduced me out of my trunks in the sunshine by her pool, and introduced me to CFNM, oral sex, prostate play...quite an education for a naive kid who'd only experienced heavy petting before. But I digress...)

The important thing was, she was writing to tell me that she'd noticed something unusual that summer. She'd felt a lump on my left testicle, and knew it was important I get it checked out.

At my age, almost certainly certainly nothing to worry about, but she wanted me to make an appointment with a friend of hers from college. No need to tell anyone, or worry my parents. Just make an appointment at the student clinic - I was covered by student insurance, so it wouldn't cost a thing.

I was nervous, and quickly called the clinic. No roommates around, and we weren't close, so I just made an appointment with a Dr Patel for a few days from now.

No internet back then, but I ducked into the library to check out what it could be. Most likely, at my age, was a simple calcium deposit, but it could have been something as serious as cancer.

The morning of my appointment, I was up early. I shaved and showered, and walked over to the clinic in t-shirt and running shorts.

I signed in at the desk, and had to fill out some forms - reason for my visit, family history, usual stuff. I took a seat and nervously waited to be called.

Pretty soon, a pretty nurse with curly red hair called me back. Scared as I was, I very much enjoyed the view of her pretty, round bottom as I followed her down the hall to the exam room. She had me jump on the scale, and recorded my height and weight. It's important to the story, so I'll mention that I was in good shape back then - 6'3", 170, with a skinny runner's body and, as Ms K was only the first to tell me, a cute little runner's butt.

I sat on the table, and she asked me why I was there. I blushed, and said that I had a small lump on the outside of my left testicle. She asked if I did regular exams, and I was so nervous, I thought she meant midterms. She giggled, and explained that she'd meant testicular exams. I was startled, and quickly stammered 'Oh...I - it wasn't me who found it, um...'

At this she laughed out loud, and said 'I guess I don't have to ask the question about you being sexually active!'

After a few more questions that were a blur, she instructed me to take off everything below the waist, including underwear, and showed me how to put on a hospital gown.

Hospital gowns weren't made for tall, longwaisted guys like me. I managed to get it tied, and then spent several moments figuring out how to sit while at least pretending it covered my junk. Fully erect, I'm 7 3/4" long, but more of a grower, so I managed to get myself situated in this ridiculously short gown.

At that point, there was a gentle knock on the door. I called 'Ready,' and in walked the nurse...

Followed by one of the most stunningly beautiful women I've ever seen, before or since. Dr. Patel was tall and slender with long black hair, and an amazing smile. When I first saw Padma L on Top Chef, I thought for a moment it was her...

She shook my hand, and I realized she must have been 5'10". And those eyes!

She asked me about the lump, and asked if I did regular testicular exams. I stammered 'No,' and she explained how it was important to do them often. She'd show me how.

Then came questions about my sex life. One previous partner, no intercourse (a quirk of Ms.K's,) no, no recent partners, and, no, I hadn't had sex since starting college. Yep, I knew about VD, and where to get condoms...

With that, she wheeled a bright light over, moved her stool up to the exam table, and told me to stand, and lift the gown. It was time for the exam.

She snapped on gloves, and giggled - My, that gown doesn't leave much to the imagination.' I gulped, and raised the gown. She reached out, and began to touch the right side of my scrotum.

'It's actually on the other s-' I began, and she replied 'I know, but I was taught 'Never go straight for the money. Too many times, people don't even examine the other side, and we don't want to miss anything.'

She continued chatting as she felt my right testicle. No, I'd never had a urogenital exam. The only doctor I'd seen was the old GP who'd delivered me almost 19 years before. No, not even during physicals for track had I had to 'turn my head and cough.' 'We'll just do a complete exam, to get a baseline. There's a little swelling of the epididymis, but I don't think that's a problem. How long has it been since you ejaculated?'

I was stunned at the question, and glanced down to see those amazing dark eyes looking up, with her face so close to my...

Slowly swelling penis! Yikes!

She asked again, and I realized that waited to answer. 'It's been a while...'

Truth was, it had been over a week. No gf, and with 4 of us guys in two rooms and a communal shower, I hadn't figured out where and when to masturbate regularly yet...

She said something like 'Hmmm,' and I looked away - only to see the nurse grinning at me! She was enjoying my embarrassment...

With that, she moved to my left testicle, and quickly found the lump. 'There's a lump there, all right. It's hard, and small, and almost certainly harmless, but we'd better get an ultrasound. I'm actually doing a study, comparing different methods of imaging.'

She was inspecting the glans of my penis while she was talking, and I was still stiffening...'You'd be paid for your time, and, since you'll be in the clinic, anyway...'

'Sure,' I gulped. 'Happy to help. '

With that, her smile got even bigger. 'Terrific! Now, left me show you how to do a self-exam.'

She had me tuck the gown under an elbow, and walked me through the process. This involved her putting her gloved hands over mine, and helping me roll the testicles as I felt the surface...

Under the watchful eyes of two beautiful women, staring as I basically fondled myself, I got even more erect. 'That's a perfectly normal response for a healthy young man. Don't worry about it... Okay, just one more thing...

I was bewildered as she instructed me to bend over and had me rest my head and arms on the exam table. The gown fell open at the back, so there was my tight little runner's butt, fully exposed, and sticking out as two women looked on. I was happy to be turned away, as my erection was complete, and almost painful. But it was mostly hidden by the table, and by my gown hanging down at my sides.

Dr Patel explained something about imaging the prostate, but needing to do a digital exam first. My eyes opened wide, and I turned my head to see the nurse. She was still smirking, and gave me a saucy wink.

With that, Dr Patel used her left hand to spread my cheeks, and rubbed lube around my anus. She murmured comforting words about trying to relax, not to worry...

I gasped as her index finger gently entered me. She stopped, about a knuckle in, and asked if I was okay. When I said yes, she instructed me to focus on breathing.

Her finger resumed it's slow invasion. Far from being painful, I found it dangerously delightful, and was disappointed as she began to withdraw. I heard the sound of more lube squishing, as she said 'I'm going to need to use two fingers. Keep breathing...Your prostate feels large, but smooth...'

That second finger in my ass, and pressing against my prostate, was more than I could handle. To my humiliation, I realized that I was spewing semen all over the floor in a powerful orgasm....

 

[massageguy1]

More medical mayhem

Dr Patel pulled her fingers out of me quickly, but I continued to spurt semen on the floor, as the nurse laughed out loud. The doctor turned and ROARED at her 'You will NOT laugh at our patients! That's a perfectly normal response!'

She apologized quickly, tossed me a box of tissues, told me to clean up and get dressed, and marched the nurse out the door. I could hear her yelling outside in the hall as I cleaned up myself and a truly spectacular mess on the floor. My face was purple with embarassment, and I was just glad only two people had seen my display...

I got dressed and waited... Soon, there was a knock at the door, and the doctor asked 'Are you ready?' My voice actually broke as I said 'Yes.'

The women came in, and Dr Patel said 'The nurse has something to say.' She apologized, and begged me to forgive her. Dr Patel said 'You're perfectly within your rights to report her for unprofessional conduct, and I wouldn't blame you if you did.'

All I could picture was showing up at a hearing, and explaining the whole situation to a board of docs and nurses. 'Well, when the doctor put her fingers in my butt, I got so excited that I ejaculated all over the floor, and the nurse...' Better to let it end here...

I shuddered, and said 'No, that's not necessary. I guess it was kinda funny.' But I couldn't raise my eyes to look either woman in the face.

'Well' said Dr Patel, 'That' very generous of you. Now, as we said before, we need to get an ultrasound of that testicle, to confirm that the lump is benign. If you're still willing, we can go ahead and do the prostate imaging study at the same time. You'll be paid for your time, and we can get a baseline on that large prostate of yours.'

Again, I couldn't make eye contact. I just looked away, and nodded. 'Sure, that's fine.' We wrapped up business, and she said I could meet them at the desk.

I followed them out after a minute, and went back to the desk. The nurse gave me a couple of papers, telling me where to go for the ultrasound in a few days. There were instructions, and a description of the study, but I just wanted to get out of there. As I turned to leave, the nurse said 'Just one more thing. Dr Patel said you should try not to ejaculate between now and the ultrasound.' I blushed even more, and fled...

Four or five days later, I headed back to the clinic for my appointment. I'd shaved and showered, and put on running shorts and a t-shirt, as before. I went to a different floor, and found the suite labelled 'Ultrasound.' I signed in at the desk with a friendly middle-aged lady, and sat to wait my turn.

Imagine my complete lack of shock when fate brought the same saucy nurse to the door to call me back. I followed her again, thinking about deja vu happening all over again as i watched her round bottom twitch before me. She led me through a short corridor, and into a room with an exam table, an exam light like I'd seen before, and a table covered with a cloth. A cord from beneath the cloth to a big monitor and computer in the corner. She intructed me to undress as before - nothing on but your shirt and socks - and pointed to the hospital gown lying on the exam table.

I sighed as she left, and got undressed. I managed the gown more easily than before, and wonder of wonders - it actually covered my junk this time! I guess they come in different sizes. As I thought that, the obvious pun came to mind - I'd come in quite a spectacular size last time myself.

Pretty soon, there was a knock at the door, and Dr Patel and the nurse came back in. The doctor greeted me brightly, and said 'Let's get this started, so we can relieve your worries about that lump!' She handed me a clipboard with some papers on it, and asked me to sign, giving them permission to do the test, and for me to be entered into the study. I signed on the last page, by the post-it note, and handed it back while she washed her hands and put on gloves. As I did, I glanced at the title page. 'A comparison of perineal and transrectal imaging...' was all I caught before she took it. Perineal and transrectal???

As I wondered, she told me to stand up and lift the gown. The nurse wheeled the bright exm light over, and focused it on my genitals. Dr Patel, threw back back the towel, and got a catsup-bottle sized container off the table. She said 'This lubricant conducts the sound waves to your skin better. I hope it's not too cold' She squirted some on her hands, and rubbed them together. She then used both hands to spread the lotion over my entire scrotum. I tensed up, then relaxed. Dammit, I kinda WISH it felt cold, becuase the warm touch and lubricant was having a predictable effect...

'It's perfectly normal to get an erection during the test, so don't worry. No one will laugh at you...' She turned and gave the nurse a dirty look. 'No, doctor,' she said sheepishly.The doctor turned, and got something off the instrument table. It was the shape of a computer mouse only smaller. (I hadn't seen a mouse yet, back in those primitive days.) A cord went back to the computer. 'This is the ultrasound transducer. I'm going to move it over your scrotum to image your testicles.'

The exam went by pretty quickly. She moved the transducer over each of my testicles in turn, asking the nurse to hit a key on the computer several times to snap a photo. The whole time, a black-and-white image of my testicles appeared on the screen. She pointed out the lump, and said 'Someone in imaging will have to look at this to be sure, but I'm confident that it's nothing to worry about. The margins are clean, and it's very superficial.' Well, that was good news. More good news? I was only about half-erect...

'Okay, now we're going to image your prostate externally.' Externally? What was the alt...oh... I began to see what 'transrectal' meant in this context... Before I could say anything, the doctor had me lie flat on my back on the table, with my knees bent, and my feet flat on the table. She had the nurse move my feet a little past shoulder width, so I was on full display. She had me gather up my penis and scrotum, and pull them up and to the side. She then spread more lubricant on my perineum - the area behind the scrotum, commonly called the 'taint.' I managed to avoid getting any more erect as she moved the transducer over the area, calling out to the nurse to snap an image or two.

'That looks fine,' she said, as I was spread out for both women to see. The nurse snorted, and quickly turned the snort into a fakey sneeze, and apologized. 'Dust...'

'Turn over onto your side, and draw your knees up to your chest,' instructed the doctor. As I turned to do so, I saw her lube up her gloved hands. The nurse took something else off the table, as I stared in horror...

It can only be described as a dildo, about 10 inches long, and about an inch in diameter. Another cord led from its base to the computer. As I stared, the nurse pulled out a sterile sheath and...

What the hell. Call it like it is.

She put a condom on the probe, and smirked a little as she applied lube.

The doctor said 'Go ahead and turn over, facing away from me. I'm going to apply lube before I introduce the probe.' 'Introduce the probe? 'Guinea pig, meet dildo. Dildo, meet ass...'

Same sensations as last time. She pulled my gown up over my hips, so my little runner's butt was full exposed, and moved my top leg forward, so my hips were turned toward the table, away from her. She first circled my anus with an index finger, and slowly slipped it in. I managed to not gasp this time, as she moved deeper and deeper inside me. 'Just keep breathing...' Terrific adivice, I thought. But when she pulled back out, applied more lube, and introduced two fingers into my passage, I started to lose it. I bit my lip, and before I closed my eyes, looked down to see pre-cum streaming from my fully-erect penis

I felt the tip of the probe touch my rosebud, and gasped. She slowly and steadily pushed it in, an inch at a time. The sensation of vibration was much more noticeable - assholes are more sensitive than scrotums, apparently. Who knew? I felt it touch my prostate, as she came to a stop. I congratulated myself of surviving without making another total mess when she said 'You're doing great! Now, we just have to get a few views of that prostate. She began to move it in and out an inch or two, and to turn it inside me, as the nurse snapped images. 'It looks fairly engorged. Have you ejaculated since I saw you las-

It was far too much. As she said 'ejacuated,' I began to do so, as if on command. She was looking at the monitor, and so didn't notice the fact that I was spurting madly until the nurse said 'Oh!'

I don't remember much of what happened after that. It's possible that I fainted for a second. Anyway, I got a clean bill of health, the most powerful orgasm of my life, and a check for $300.

I'm sure, somewhere, docs and nurses are laughing at a recording of an ultrasound taken long ago. 'Right about here, he began to ejaculate...Check out the length of that orgasm!'

 

[GuySLut]

Massageguy you win! Hot story! That was a very fun read

 

[hanban24]

Not my boner story, since I’m a girl, but….

In high school we used to practice against guys to help us be more physical in basketball practice. Coach had us working on boxing out. I was up and kept boxing out and rebounding against one of the guys. Thought I felt something on the last one in the set when my butt contacted him. I started walking toward the sideline and all the other girls were laughing. I turned around and the guy had an obvious boner. He quickly tried to rearrange it, but we all saw. They made fun of him the rest of the year. He turned red every time.

 

[1OldFaithful]

Ten years ago when my current wife and I were dating, we did everything together as lustful dating people do. We were always flirting and teasing each other in erotic ways which always led to sex later on. Both of us were divorced, she in her late 20's and I was mid 30's but we were acting like horny teenagers all the time.
One lazy summer afternoon we went out to the state park after stopping by to pick up a bucket of KFC chicken, spread a blanket out on the grass in a rather secluded part near the river and enjoyed our picnic.
A while later while making out she unzipped my fly and started stroking my cock. I laid back and she kept on kissing and stroking. Suddenly a female voice came out of nowhere, "You go girl." Startled and looking up we saw a young couple walking close by through the grass. They kept on walking but we decided the quiet place we found wasn't so private and secluded after all so we packed up and went back home.

 

[MissDaddyGirl]

Ten years ago when my current wife and I were dating, we did everything together as lustful dating people do. We were always flirting and teasing each other in erotic ways which always led to sex later on. Both of us were divorced, she in her late 20's and I was mid 30's but we were acting like horny teenagers all the time.
One lazy summer afternoon we went out to the state park after stopping by to pick up a bucket of KFC chicken, spread a blanket out on the grass in a rather secluded part near the river and enjoyed our picnic.
A while later while making out she unzipped my fly and started stroking my cock. I laid back and she kept on kissing and stroking. Suddenly a female voice came out of nowhere, "You go girl." Startled and looking up we saw a young couple walking close by through the grass. They kept on walking but we decided the quiet place we found wasn't so private and secluded after all so we packed up and went back home.

That's pretty wild 1OldFaithful. My g/f and I were walking through the city park at just about dark when we spotted a couple, she was laid back on a picnic table, pants off and his pants were down around his knees fucking her hard and fast standing between her outstretched legs!! We didn't say anything but did watch for a minute or so. They never stopped!! I'm gonna try that sometime.. lol

 

[jkeran123]

Red faced ...

A few months ago I was chatting to my favourite chat buddy on **********. She and I were deep into a private cam chat with her touching herself and me, unzipped, stroking slowly. All of a sudden and totally unexpected my wife comes through the front door and shouts at me to help her and her friend unload a desk she had bought. The shock of being nearly caught snapped me upright and I hurriedly pushed my cock into my pants and zipped up. I also closed the computer and rushed out to find the two women standing there waiting for me at the back of the car.

My wife was on the other side of the car but her friend was standing closest to me and she looked down. I saw what she was looking at - a huge bulge in my pants and a wet spot from my leaking pre-cum. She raised her eyebrows a bit but said nothing.

Thankfully after hefting the desk inside my boner had subsided but the wet spot was still there and I had to cover it up. Now whenever I meet her friend I feel embarrassed like a naughty schoolboy caught doing something he shouldn't have. Well, I was I guess.

 

[mortis]

I was working on a research paper for college on my new computer my parents bought me but instead I was tossing off to two hot blondes playing with each other's fake tits.
Thought I had locked the door to my room but I guess I was wrong. Just at the point of no return I heard the door open. I couldn't stop it, having built up this climax
for over an hour watching porn and pleasuring myself nice and slow. I expected a huge load, which usually happens after playing for so long and now, in walks my mother
without even knocking.

Even I underestimated the power and there was nothing I could do to stop my mother from seeing it. The first burst flew from my cock and splattered all over my new monitor
and left a trail of cum across the keyboard. I was horrified but nothing could stop my contractions as several more long spurts sprayed from my cock and hit my hand that I
was trying to cover my exposed hardon with, while clicking closed the porn with my mouse.

 

[Stopokochac]

Jason Biggs Moment With A Nurse

I was 16 and had never been intimate with a woman before and my hormones were raging. I was having some sort of issue with my bladder, and my doctor ended up sending me to a specialist to get ultrasounded. There I am laying on the exam table, when suddenly this sexy MILF nurse, well in her mid 40s comes in. Tall, light brown hair, glasses, and her uniform wasn't doing much to hide her large mature breasts and sexy cleavage. I couldn't believe my luck, because this is usually the sort of thing that only happens in porn flicks. The moment she walked in, my heart skipped a beat, and tomach immediately filled with butterflies. Of course it was a dream come true, but I never expected it to go as far as it did.

The exam started off pretty normal. She pulled up my shirt and ultrasound my stomach. The gel she put on the device had a warm, slimy texture that had a strange but pleasant sensation. She ultrasounded my stomach for maybe a minute or two, then suddenly out of the blue she stops and says to me, "Undo your shorts for me."

It wasn't the first time a medical professional had told me to unbutton my shorts, but the wording she used and the way she said it, immediately turned me on. My heart skipped a beat, and my dick suddenly got a little bigger.

I unbuttoned my shorts, but deliberately left the fly up. The chances of her undoing my fly herself seemed extremely slim, yet there was a large part of me that was hoping. Low and behold, without uttering another word, she reaches down and with the tips of her long, well manicured fingers, begins to unzip my shorts. Mind you, she wasn't wearing any gloves during any of this. In less than a second, my dick went from calm, to the hardest it's ever been. At this point, she still had no idea her medical exam was turning me on. I was able to reach through my pocket and readjust my boner.

She slid the device into the band of my boxers. The sensation of the warm gel felt even more pleasant on my pubic mound, and with every movement of the device, my heart skipped a beat and my stomach filled with butterflies. I could feel myself getting harder and harder, and the tension start to build, as her sexy bare hand slid further and further down my boxers, and the device inched closer and closer to my virgin dick. I knew any further and I wouldn't be able to control myself.

Suddenly, I felt it. That warm tinginling feeling I had experienced so many times, and I knew there was no stopping it. With the inevitable about to happened, I did the only thing I could. I reached through my short's pocket and squeezed my foreskin as tight as I could, in a last ditch effort to stop my virgin cum from exploding all over her unprotected hand.

I saw her glancing back and forth at the monitor, and the only thing going through my mind was whether she knew. She removed the device from my shorts, handed me some tissues and sent me to the bathroom. It was at that point I knew she knew.

I attempted to clean myself off as best as I could, but there's only so much you can do with tissue paper. She gave me my prognosis and sent me on my way, giving no mention of the awkward incident that had just occurred. If it isn't embarrassing enough already, my mom was in the examination room with me, to take me for breakfast, then straight back to high school. I ended up having to walk around with jizzed shorts for the rest of the day, because I wasn't about to tell my mom I need to go home and change, because the hot nurse made me cum.

 

[massageguy1]

Hot stories, kids

Love all these stories. Embarrassingly erect at basketball practice, caught masturbating, erect and ejaculating during medical procedures...

I love this stuff, and thank you for the stories.

 

[Cleanshaved50]

In high school, my older sister caught me jacking off. Don't know how long she was watching, but told me I should be more discreet. Tried to get her to fuck thru the years, would let her see my hard cock thru my briefs, she wouldn't take her eyes off my cock. She never would let me fuck her. Also tried to fuck my mother in law. Showed her my hard cock a few times, she loved looking at it but said she couldn't commit to incest. I wanted to fuck her so bad, even when we were alone I jerked off a few times in bathroom with door open. Made sure she heard me fapping and called her name when I blew my load

 

[Series 6]

At Boy Scout camp we had a troop evening swim at dusk. The camp was staffed by fellow Boy Scouts. One of the staff members was laying on his back on the diving board and it was obvious he had a raging erection. Keep in mind it was back in early 80's when Speedo style swim suits were somewhat popular., so basically nothing was left to the imagination. We were all a little embarrassed for him.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, it wasn't exactly embarrassing for me. I took it more as a compliment. But today it's in the mid-80's here in Vegas and I woke up feeling kind of naughty so I decided to go for a swim in our pool. I picked out my favorite, skimpiest black bikini and went for it.

Afterwards, I swung by the den to see what the score was on a game someone told me to bet on last night.

Just about every Sunday, my husband has 3-5 of his friends over to watch the games. I know them all really well and have flirted with them many, many times before and as I stood there drying my bod off in front of them, it looked like one of the teams was going to score so I sat down on the couch between two of his friends like I often have done in the past.

Things got exciting (with the game and on the couch) and after one guy complimented me on my "pretty toes" (I had my feet resting on his ankles) other compliments about my various body parts quickly followed. I was grateful and humble and told them they were crazy of course, but they persisted, hub's grinned from ear to ear and even threw out a few compliments too. After a little footsie and light slapping and wrestling on the couch I noticed we weren't alone if you know what I mean.

My hand might have even accidentally brushed against the two new arrivals as we played and slapped at each other and with me being pretty much 95% butt naked, hub's got told he was "a lucky guy" and the conversation soon turned to other lucky guys (because of their wives). Then how long it had been since a couple of them had been lucky, then wife swapping came up during the discussion of the fact that as guys get older they lose their sexual steam but as women get older we "need it more" - which of course I echoed and verified was absolutely 100% true, hinting that I was under-sexed.

Eventually my husband ended up saying I should go upstairs and put more clothes on and I had several offers to come upstairs to help pick something out. Hub's not only let that slide (which was a pleasant surprise), he said something about the trade deadline still being open (which I assume was a football reference) and that was a big hit with the other guys.

Keep in mind these guys were a little beer drunk by this point and also for the first time in a long time our two girls were at their grandparents so for once there were just us adults in the house. (5 guys and me).

There was definitely more than one awkward pause when I stood up to go upstairs. As well as several comments about the wet spot I left on the couch LOL. They teased me how many guys I had already been with this morning as they all checked out my skimpy bikini-clad ass - even my husband.

I smiled and said if anyone wanted to come upstairs and help me change they had to work it out with my husband first but then they could come up either one at a time if they were shy, but if they wanted to save time I'd do a gangbang so they could get back to watching their games.

Not sure why I woke up feeling so naughty this morning. Probably because it's been over a week since hub's and I have been able to enjoy each other's company.

I sure was glad for that hot tip I got last night though. (it was the "under" on the Broncos game if anyone btw if anyone's interested ) Woo-hoo! Cash money!!

 

[ShaneoD]

Well, it wasn't exactly embarrassing for me. I took it more as a compliment. But today it's in the mid-80's here in Vegas and I woke up feeling kind of naughty so I decided to go for a swim in our pool. I picked out my favorite, skimpiest black bikini and went for it.

Afterwards, I swung by the den to see what the score was on a game someone told me to bet on last night.

Just about every Sunday, my husband has 3-5 of his friends over to watch the games. I know them all really well and have flirted with them many, many times before and as I stood there drying my bod off in front of them, it looked like one of the teams was going to score so I sat down on the couch between two of his friends like I often have done in the past.

Things got exciting (with the game and on the couch) and after one guy complimented me on my "pretty toes" (I had my feet resting on his ankles) other compliments about my various body parts quickly followed. I was grateful and humble and told them they were crazy of course, but they persisted, hub's grinned from ear to ear and even threw out a few compliments too. After a little footsie and light slapping and wrestling on the couch I noticed we weren't alone if you know what I mean.

My hand might have even accidentally brushed against the two new arrivals as we played and slapped at each other and with me being pretty much 95% butt naked, hub's got told he was "a lucky guy" and the conversation soon turned to other lucky guys (because of their wives). Then how long it had been since a couple of them had been lucky, then wife swapping came up during the discussion of the fact that as guys get older they lose their sexual steam but as women get older we "need it more" - which of course I echoed and verified was absolutely 100% true, hinting that I was under-sexed.

Eventually my husband ended up saying I should go upstairs and put more clothes on and I had several offers to come upstairs to help pick something out. Hub's not only let that slide (which was a pleasant surprise), he said something about the trade deadline still being open (which I assume was a football reference) and that was a big hit with the other guys.

Keep in mind these guys were a little beer drunk by this point and also for the first time in a long time our two girls were at their grandparents so for once there were just us adults in the house. (5 guys and me).

There was definitely more than one awkward pause when I stood up to go upstairs. As well as several comments about the wet spot I left on the couch LOL. They teased me how many guys I had already been with this morning as they all checked out my skimpy bikini-clad ass - even my husband.

I smiled and said if anyone wanted to come upstairs and help me change they had to work it out with my husband first but then they could come up either one at a time if they were shy, but if they wanted to save time I'd do a gangbang so they could get back to watching their games.

Not sure why I woke up feeling so naughty this morning. Probably because it's been over a week since hub's and I have been able to enjoy each other's company.

I sure was glad for that hot tip I got last night though. (it was the "under" on the Broncos game if anyone btw if anyone's interested ) Woo-hoo! Cash money!!

That's quite a cross between sexy and slightly evil, imagine trying to avoid a boner when visiting your friends for the first time and his smoking hot wife appears in a bikini and then flirts like that. So many emotions at once