Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[Ocean33]

On a volcano

I'm sorry what?!

 

[XXVIII]

Lying naked on a paddle board in the middle of a lake

 

[lilblonde69er]

A closet at work

I think the Panera booth was crazier huh

 

[VerbalRK]

My girlfriend’s parents’ bedroom closet, while hiding there from them when they made an unannounced return home when my gf and I were in the middle of sex.
I was so close to cumming when they finally left, and luckily was saved by my gf’s mouth.

 

[Polranny]

My doctor's bedroom, sniffing her panties

 

[slightlysubhub]

At work in a hospital,naked on a rock in the woods,at church to name a few

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Just recently I masturbated in a McDonalds. I’d arranged to see my lover but he had to cancel at the last minute and I was hungry and horny, decided as I was dressed I’d go and get some food and treat myself with fast food. Anyway, it was quiet so I had my food and started to get fired up and decided to go for it. I was at a table round the corner from the staff so no one could see me

 

[van_delay]

I jerked off onto my mother in laws foot while she slept.

 

[Irwin34]

Just recently I masturbated in a McDonalds. I’d arranged to see my lover but he had to cancel at the last minute and I was hungry and horny, decided as I was dressed I’d go and get some food and treat myself with fast food. Anyway, it was quiet so I had my food and started to get fired up and decided to go for it. I was at a table round the corner from the staff so no one could see me

Did you make yourself cum at the table?

 

[LostHorizon]

Come On... I KNOW that I'm Not the Only Person who gets horny in places that he shouldn't!

Show me some pics of the Crazy Places you've Masturbated! We'd ALL Love to see them!!!

Your Car?
Your Job?
Your School?
A Parking Lot?
In your Pool?
The Grocery Store?



SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT!

All of the above except the grocery store.

Every office I have been in I have masturbated regularly. I love doing it at work, especially when people are outside my door and have no idea I am stroking my shaft while they are walking by.

Other places have been the beach, classrooms in both high school and college and on the back deck of my Mom’s beach house while the neighbor next door watched me.

 

[BlueyeGuy51]

After enjoying some local Maui bud on the beach I went snorkeling. Well offshore and completely lost in my own underwater world watching the fish and coral I started getting very turned on. My hand made its way to my crotch and I began rubbing my growing hardon through my bathing suit. Eventually, I pulled my cock and balls out and began stroking in earnest as the gentle waves carried me along. It wasn’t long before I surrendered to an amazing orgasm watching my load release under water. A special experience for sure.

 

[Leigh81]

Stuck in traffic on the Gardener Expressway while driving home from the city a few years ago

 

[mrdiscreet2]

My doctor's bedroom, sniffing her panties

What??? How did this come about???
Need some details!!

 

[blackstallion21]

Just recently I masturbated in a McDonalds. I’d arranged to see my lover but he had to cancel at the last minute and I was hungry and horny, decided as I was dressed I’d go and get some food and treat myself with fast food. Anyway, it was quiet so I had my food and started to get fired up and decided to go for it. I was at a table round the corner from the staff so no one could see me

THIS... to have been a fly on the wall!

 

[blackstallion21]

All of the above except the grocery store.

Every office I have been in I have masturbated regularly. I love doing it at work, especially when people are outside my door and have no idea I am stroking my shaft while they are walking by.

Other places have been the beach, classrooms in both high school and college and on the back deck of my Mom’s beach house while the neighbor next door watched me.

...While the next door neighbor watched...

this needs to be a short story...

 

[blackstallion21]

What??? How did this come about???
Need some details!!

agreed with the above!

 

[LostHorizon]

...While the next door neighbor watched...

this needs to be a short story...

It’s a great story. I just haven’t had the time to write it. It happened more than once.

 

[easyoff]

On a volcano

Well that's one way to sacrifice a virgin....lol

 

[blackstallion21]

It’s a great story. I just haven’t had the time to write it. It happened more than once.

When you do let me know. I wanna read it

 

[kinkyyjulia]

This week in my office basement car park.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

This week in my office basement car park.

In a car?

 

[Codeman93]

On a plane

 

[blackstallion21]

This week in my office basement car park.

I'm assuming this is the equivalent of a garage?

 

[Jaws82]

Stuck in traffic on the Gardener Expressway while driving home from the city a few years ago

You can just say the gardener expressway. The traffic is implied already

 

[cactusjack0584]

Too many to list but a few more risqué ones
Church
Golf cart on a course in the rain
Outside, tons of places
Work vehicles at basically every job I’ve had
A few jobs ago, in my boss’ office, in her chair
On a patio, where I can assume the neighbor could see and was possibly watching
In my garage at my old place, with the door open
I’m sure there’s more but can’t remember all of them right now