Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[Broken_paladin]

Lit has weirdness standards? Hmmm.... I'll have to give that some serious thought. I must be missing something.

please share your thoughts, especially if they are kinky and taboo. If they are naughty enough Pmann will probably name his next pony after you.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Did I mention sex in sacred spaces? Anyone?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did I mention sex in sacred spaces? Anyone?

Like in the butt?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Like in the butt?

Please go on…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

 

[Broken_paladin]

tell us more... I am listening

 

[Lord Pmann]

please share your thoughts, especially if they are kinky and taboo. If they are naughty enough Pmann will probably name his next pony after you.

I’m pretty tame. Everyone thinks because a guy fucks a vacuum that he’s kinky. I assure you, that was out of necessity.

People think im way kinkier than I am. I’m mild on this site.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't think Hazel Hayes is a good name for a pony.

Lottie Dawes maybe.

*Inserts horse hair tail buttplug firmly into your rectum*

Neigh- name fits just fine

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't stirrup trouble

Be still my oversized, thoroughbred heart.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*Inserts horse hair tail buttplug firmly into your rectum*

I brought this up the other day regarding foxtail butt plugs…

But what if a horse decided he or she wanted to wear a horse hair tail butt plug.

It’s like Inception.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Stow away the saddles, boys...tonight we ride bareback

This young hazel eyed lady might have us all champing at the bit.

 

[Taegul]

I brought this up the other day regarding foxtail butt plugs…

But what if a horse decided he or she wanted to wear a horse hair tail butt plug.

It’s like Inception.

Just poking my head in here for the first time in a while and of course it's all about horses.

What else did I expect?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just poking my head in here for the first time in a while and of course it's all about horses.

What else did I expect?

Dude, no offense or kink shaming; you fuck kinda weird

 

[Taegul]

Dude, no offense or kink shaming; you fuck kinda weird

Well, my shoulder's definitely fucked...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I found @Lord Pmann facebook

 

[Taegul]

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I found @Lord Pmann facebook

DUH!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I found @Lord Pmann facebook

"If the bottle don't fit, you must acquit" -Catsup Cochrane

 

[aussiegeekygal]

DUH!

And then suddenly the blow back ricochets forcefully into your poor exposed eyeballs. This is why we must don appropriate PPE, friends

 

[Broken_paladin]

And then suddenly the blow back ricochets forcefully into your poor exposed eyeballs. This is why we must don appropriate PPE, friends

is it proper etiquette to offer goggles or safety glasses at a bukakke party? afaf

 

[Wand3rlust]

is it proper etiquette to offer goggles or safety glasses at a bukakke party? afaf

Dunno. Did you think you needed them last time?

 

[base10]

is it proper etiquette to offer goggles or safety glasses at a bukakke party? afaf

That would really ruin the fun. No, splash zone for everyone

 

[Broken_paladin]

Dunno. Did you think you needed them last time?

that bank shot off your titties nearly brushed my eyelashes girl. Them are some treacherous curves youre workin with

 

[Wand3rlust]

that bank shot off your titties nearly brushed my eyelashes girl. Them are some treacherous curves youre workin with

You speak truth... but you have no idea...

 

[base10]

You speak truth... but you have no idea...

sexy sexy

 

[Broken_paladin]

You speak truth... but you have no idea...

tell me more as I fire up my shopvac....(I would use pmanns but its plugged up with horse hair)