Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

Yes, the hallway was pretty much empty and I had an oversized hoody on and loose sweat pants, and played it off as I was sleeping anytime someone walked by... they had lounge chairs in the hallway. I had my arms inside the hoody which is fairly normal when students take a nap and had the hoody covering me down my knees and slipped a hand down my pants to finger myself
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at work, in my car, in the woods on a hike. my ex-wife and I were at a family function sleeping on the floor with others in the family room. I started jerking off and she faced me and helped. then I helped her. no one woke up. but one of the hottest jerk off sessions ever

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Hilltop above the road that's now part of the NC500 in NW Scotland. It was less busy back then (talking 40 years ago) but I was young and horny, it was a hot day and I stripped off butt naked and went at it. Semen on hot sandstone 🤣
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In a full movie theatre with a stranger next to me
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Ooh easy one for me, in my seat on an airplane going from Paris to Hong Kong! it was a business class seat so I was able to hide my fingering under the blanket and it was night and I had a tiny bit of privacy because of the bigger seats. It was pretty sweet! I had a great orgasm and I had to work hard not to moan too loudly
 
Ooh easy one for me, in my seat on an airplane going from Paris to Hong Kong! it was a business class seat so I was able to hide my fingering under the blanket and it was night and I had a tiny bit of privacy because of the bigger seats. It was pretty sweet! I had a great orgasm and I had to work hard not to moan too loudly
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There's been so many places but just to list a few of my favorites... college hallway waiting for class to start, friends house, backseat while on a family road trip, in the middle class, sitting outside a coffee shop by the entrance to the shop.... my list goes on but those are just a few
Well to keep it short I had the backseat to myself but half of it was filled with bags and boxes for the trip which was 18hours long and I go through these spills of being nonstop horny that last a few days to a few months and it was during one of those times. And figured since no one could see me why not. I had blankets over my body but underneath I had my shorts and underwear down at my ankles. I had one hand fingering myself at a super slow pace so that I wouldn't get caught, and the other hand was playing with my boobs under my shirt and bra... it was intense as I had to keep extremely quiet the entire time. I think the only tell that something happened which never got brought up is that when we made a pit stop and I removed the blanket the car filled with the smell of my arousal.
Yes, the hallway was pretty much empty and I had an oversized hoody on and loose sweat pants, and played it off as I was sleeping anytime someone walked by... they had lounge chairs in the hallway. I had my arms inside the hoody which is fairly normal when students take a nap and had the hoody covering me down my knees and slipped a hand down my pants to finger myself
^^ my previous posts about some of the places... I'm fully ready and willing to share more of them I just need to know which one specifically or I'll be typing for days 🤣🤣😅😅
 
I think Ive shared this story, but on the I 35 overpass south of Austin where you the toll bridge. Picked up a friend, we got handsy, almost went off the overpass. Havent done it in public since haha.
 
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