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I've narrowed my search to 6' plus, dark hair, ice blue eyes, fit but not built, hairless beautiful 7", professional by day, adventurous loving kitten Owner by night, and handy fix-it guy on the weekends. And CMT (but only for me) Who would also allow me a pony.
*sigh*
 
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Loverskitten said:
I've narrowed my search to 6' plus, dark hair, ice blue eyes, fit but not built, hairless beautiful 7", professional by day, adventurous loving kitten Owner by night, and handy fix-it guy on the weekends. And CMT (but only for me) Who would also allow me a pony.
*sigh*
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It's scary how much of that I match...
 
I narrow my search too, cute, skinny, under 5'6", big round ass, big round eyes, smart, psychologically sound but fucks like shes not girl who doesnt want me to meet her family/gay friend/super jelous hence judgmental best friend.
 
Loverskitten said:
I've narrowed my search to 6' plus, dark hair, ice blue eyes, fit but not built, hairless beautiful 7", professional by day, adventurous loving kitten Owner by night, and handy fix-it guy on the weekends. And CMT (but only for me) Who would also allow me a pony.
*sigh*
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you forgot decadently wealthy;-)
 
SirLeo said:
you forgot decadently wealthy;-)
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Meh, I've learned that's over rated. Seems either they're too into their work or douche-baggy. As long as he HAS a job (no more "about to be signed" band members, aspiring actors/models, etc!)
I DO love a Man in a suit... but I also love a handy, blue collar, Man. *sigh* now I'm horny.
 
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What about all the 19 year old boys messaging me? I feel bad for them, but I can't go there.
 
Loverskitten said:
I wouldn't mind a younger guy but at least be 21, so he can buy me drinks... A LOT OF DRINKS.
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I said this to a friend of mine.

I said while he was out of town I was going to kidnap his wife and pick up a couple of 21 year olds to have some fun with.

He replied with "I'm okay with that, but if you go out while I'm out of town, make sure they are over 18. Not many will bail you two out of jail with a sense of humor like I will"

To which I informed him there was a reason I said 21 year olds. I can't very well be expected to buy my own drinks!
 
Annnnnd another bad one last night. Boy I had such high hopes and low expectations, for this one
 
This guy did say I was the most interesting girl he's met (out of the "hundreds" I swear he said hundreds) from online dating. Probably because A. I had him meet me in a gay bar and B. I wasn't wearing a shirt. Ummmm yep.
 
And I was wearing my kitty ears, I bet he thought I was crazy. Hehehe. I think I need to wear them more on random dates. And maybe not talk, just meow.
 
Loverskitten said:
This guy did say I was the most interesting girl he's met (out of the "hundreds" I swear he said hundreds) from online dating. Probably because A. I had him meet me in a gay bar and B. I wasn't wearing a shirt. Ummmm yep.
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A topless gay bar?
 
Loverskitten said:
This guy did say I was the most interesting girl he's met (out of the "hundreds" I swear he said hundreds) from online dating. Probably because A. I had him meet me in a gay bar and B. I wasn't wearing a shirt. Ummmm yep.
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You dummy, that's like a 4th date idea.

Loverskitten said:
And I was wearing my kitty ears, I bet he thought I was crazy. Hehehe. I think I need to wear them more on random dates. And maybe not talk, just meow.
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Hot
 
YourCaptor said:
You dummy, that's like a 4th date idea.
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Hey! It really wasn't an official "date" more like an impromptu, "hey I'm in your area" type of thing. And I really just wanted a massage and well... from this young guy. Then, blamo, he hit a couple of my off switches and I got no massage or sex.
 
This is the only serious message I could bring myself to respond to this week from the online dating website:

Hey space girl, this week I was thinking of robbing a bank, fleeing down to the ocean, and faking my own death. Scuba tanks in the trunk. You in?

P.S. You should probably bring some sandwiches or something. No egg salad though, cuz it smells like farts.
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"P.S. You should probably bring some sandwiches or something. No egg salad though, cuz it smells like farts."
LULZ!!!!!!
 
I don't know what it is about my profile (on a vanilla site) but I get a couple propositioning me about once a week

"Hello how r u we are a couple looking to make a friend and maybe I know it may not be what u r looking for but we are clean professional and nice looking to make a real friend and more"

Me: "only if you are a couple of guys"
 
Loverskitten said:
I don't know what it is about my profile (on a vanilla site) but I get a couple propositioning me about once a week

"Hello how r u we are a couple looking to make a friend and maybe I know it may not be what u r looking for but we are clean professional and nice looking to make a real friend and more"

Me: "only if you are a couple of guys"
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I think I had a couple try to pick me up on Paddy's day.

I was with um. . . my couple I guess, and another married couple (friends of their's that they don't fuck, and haven't admitted that I fuck them).

Anyway, this guy comes up and puts his arm around me telling me how hot I am and that he's just gotta have a picture with me, and this chick comes up with the camera. My friends (just the girls at this point, the boys went for more beer) thought that the dude was making his girl take a pic and was laughing about that. Well then this strange couple starts asking questions. Seemed innocent at first "do you live around here?" "where are you from?" and what not. Got creepy when when they started telling me that they rented a hotel for the night. :eek: And they weren't getting it when I told them that I was there with friends and was spending the night with them.

If we hadn't been with friends of theirs that don't officially know what our relationship is (like I have a clue anymore!) I would have gone over and kissed Mrs. to get them to fuck off. But then again that might have encouraged things. :rolleyes:
 
I shaved my legs for this??????

Surely there has to be a good date soon, right?
I met a guy online this morning, had some silly, quickly turned dirty talk, and BAM! we decide to meet tonight. I had second thoughts because his dirty talk was such that I thought " what are you doing, are you crazy? This guy will rip your clothes off and take you in the parking lot" but then I thought, hell, I could use a really good Dominant fuck. I didn't even wear panties.
So I meet him, and right off, he turns to an uncomfortable, nervous wreck. Sigh. Not only that but I gave HIM a ride home. :/
Lordy, I'm TRYING. WTF?
 
Loverskitten said:
I shaved my legs for this??????

Surely there has to be a good date soon, right?
I met a guy online this morning, had some silly, quickly turned dirty talk, and BAM! we decide to meet tonight. I had second thoughts because his dirty talk was such that I thought " what are you doing, are you crazy? This guy will rip your clothes off and take you in the parking lot" but then I thought, hell, I could use a really good Dominant fuck. I didn't even wear panties.
So I meet him, and right off, he turns to an uncomfortable, nervous wreck. Sigh. Not only that but I gave HIM a ride home. :/
Lordy, I'm TRYING. WTF?
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It sounds almost like you destroyed his car and traumatized him in the process.

... did you? Seriously?
 
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