Dating Sucks!

[Loverskitten]

Ya know, I have no problem with a guy who doesn't want to date someone with kids. I have my own issues with guys who have kids.
But the way this fucker wrote it, and that was pretty much his entire profile I posted, and he's 40 (not 20 like it sounds), just riles me up.
Who knew the abusive ass I left while I was pregnant and hasn't seen his son in 15 years was my "soulmate"? Ignorant asshole, I'd like to fuck him with a stap-on cactus, both of em. Ahhhh


And sure, I'll take advice. I've actually tried that way, it's rough on the ego when they don't write back, though.

 

[YourCaptor]

And sure, I'll take advice. I've actually tried that way, it's rough on the ego when they don't write back, though.

lol, try being a guy.

Or better yet a guy in this class I had, in which the "progressive female professor" decided it would be a great idea to prove to the girls that it's tough to be a guy, by having us all share our worst rejection.

Advice for online, here is what works for me. Ignore the labels, write a conversation starter to everyone. The best starters tend to contain controversy. Chat with them, see how it feels, pursue the ones that you like best.

Also have fun doing it, don't try to meet a due date or quota.

 

[SailorJerry]

lol, try being a guy.

Or better yet a guy in this class I had, in which the "progressive female professor" decided it would be a great idea to prove to the girls that it's tough to be a guy, by having us all share our worst rejection.

Also have fun doing it, don't try to meet a due date or quota.

^^I completely agree with all of this part. But none of the part I didn't copy (with due respect, sir).

I have an Ad. It's VERY specific, but it's me, and what I'm looking for. I spent a LOT of time figuring that out. On average I get 1 email a month. On average, I send 2 emails a week, and get 1 reply a month (or less), even though I only email women who say they are looking for men just like me.

BUT, the ones that I do eventually meet, are pretty fucking close to the bullseye. And that makes it worth sticking to my guns. I'm not just looking to meet anyone. THOSE ones are everywhere.

And I don't sweat the losers. In fact, I count it a blessing when they show their ineptitude early on - it saves me a lot of time. That guy did you a favour by writing a crappy Ad.

happy dating.


(ps. the woman in your AV is gorgeous)

 

[Loverskitten]

^^I completely agree with all of this part. But none of the part I didn't copy (with due respect, sir).

I have an Ad. It's VERY specific, but it's me, and what I'm looking for. I spent a LOT of time figuring that out. On average I get 1 email a month. On average, I send 2 emails a week, and get 1 reply a month (or less), even though I only email women who say they are looking for men just like me.

BUT, the ones that I do eventually meet, are pretty fucking close to the bullseye. And that makes it worth sticking to my guns. I'm not just looking to meet anyone. THOSE ones are everywhere.

And I don't sweat the losers. In fact, I count it a blessing when they show their ineptitude early on - it saves me a lot of time. That guy did you a favour by writing a crappy Ad.

happy dating.


(ps. the woman in your AV is gorgeous)

Why thank you *blush* that's ummm me!

Yeah, my ad is honest. I've definitely found that men on average don't even read it though. Women probably read the ads more than men do.

 

[Loverskitten]

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff512/Loverskitten/4b2b5030.jpg

 

[YourCaptor]

^^I completely agree with all of this part. But none of the part I didn't copy (with due respect, sir).

I have an Ad. It's VERY specific, but it's me, and what I'm looking for. I spent a LOT of time figuring that out. On average I get 1 email a month. On average, I send 2 emails a week, and get 1 reply a month (or less), even though I only email women who say they are looking for men just like me.

BUT, the ones that I do eventually meet, are pretty fucking close to the bullseye. And that makes it worth sticking to my guns. I'm not just looking to meet anyone. THOSE ones are everywhere.

And I don't sweat the losers. In fact, I count it a blessing when they show their ineptitude early on - it saves me a lot of time. That guy did you a favour by writing a crappy Ad.

happy dating.


(ps. the woman in your AV is gorgeous)

You forget that the internet does not work like face to face. On the internets fact and fiction swirl together,

I've had an add, it was epic, and way too specific, the whole checklists and interview and all that crap. Now I just have a sign that says something like, lets chill. I use technique mentioned above, and within a week I met two local chicks that don't act like they've got enlarged ventricles. I don't even pay attention to sub/dom/ switch anymore, cause it turns out many doms are total subs to the right guy.

Basically, just go about it like you're meeting people at a party. The logic approach fails, but the social approach works.

 

[Loverskitten]

OMG I found a guy on CM that I want, I WANT TO HUG HIM AND KISS HIM AND PLAY WITH HIM EVERYDAY!!!!! (channeling Elmyra Duff, yeah I had to look up that name when my friend called me that tonight)
OMG OMG I just wanna keep him under my bed and eat him up. Sigh, Kitten's smitten.

 

[ravi64]

OMG I found a guy on CM that I want, I WANT TO HUG HIM AND KISS HIM AND PLAY WITH HIM EVERYDAY!!!!! (channeling Elmyra Duff, yeah I had to look up that name when my friend called me that tonight)
OMG OMG I just wanna keep him under my bed and eat him up. Sigh, Kitten's smitten.

I think you are hug -able and kissable

 

[Loverskitten]

I think you are hug -able and kissable

Awwww thanks! Muah!
This guy has the thing that turns my screw! I hope he likes me back, at least enough for him to meet me, then I'll fucking attack his ass!

 

[mediocre]

OMG I found a guy on CM that I want, I WANT TO HUG HIM AND KISS HIM AND PLAY WITH HIM EVERYDAY!!!!! (channeling Elmyra Duff, yeah I had to look up that name when my friend called me that tonight)
OMG OMG I just wanna keep him under my bed and eat him up. Sigh, Kitten's smitten.

For some reason the old Bugs Bunny cartoon comes to mind.

I want to hug him and kiss him and I'll call him George.

Seriously, Congrats. Hope it works out.

 

[Loverskitten]

For some reason the old Bugs Bunny cartoon comes to mind.

I want to hug him and kiss him and I'll call him George.

Seriously, Congrats. Hope it works out.

Yes! That's what she's from. I wanna hug him and kiss him and love him....
Hehe aww lust at first sight, swoon

 

[waaitg]

OMG I found a guy on CM that I want, I WANT TO HUG HIM AND KISS HIM AND PLAY WITH HIM EVERYDAY!!!!! (channeling Elmyra Duff, yeah I had to look up that name when my friend called me that tonight)
OMG OMG I just wanna keep him under my bed and eat him up. Sigh, Kitten's smitten.

Best of luck to you

 

[Loverskitten]

Yeah well, he'll probably turn out to be gay, all the guys I want to keep under my bed are. Sigh. I'll keep you posted, unless you see me on the news for rape, then someone bail me out.

 

[Loverskitten]

BTW, waaitg, I've been staring at your av. for too long, I'm stumped.

 

[waaitg]

BTW, waaitg, I've been staring at your av. for too long, I'm stumped.

Okay this latest one may not have turned out well... It's supposed to be a triangle of three things we desire in a partner (Smart, Stable and Cute), but in the middle it says "Pick Two" because we never find anyone who is perfect so the best we can do is pick 2 out of 3.

 

[Loverskitten]

Okay this latest one may not have turned out well... It's supposed to be a triangle of three things we desire in a partner (Smart, Stable and Cute), but it is says "Pick Two" in the middle because we never find anyone who is perfect so the best we can do is pick2 out of 3.

Ummmmm yes I UNDERSTAND it, I just can't decide which two, was what I was saying.
I may be blonde but, geeez!

 

[waaitg]

Ah that's not an issue then. That just means you want it all and you hate having to choose.

I wasn't trying to imply you were blonde. I was just worried it was too fuzzy for folks to make out

 

[Loverskitten]

I guess I'm not his type *pout*

 

[midwestyankee]

I guess I'm not his type *pout*

He's probably one of those sans-serif kind of guys anyway.

 

[YourCaptor]

Okay this latest one may not have turned out well... It's supposed to be a triangle of three things we desire in a partner (Smart, Stable and Cute), but in the middle it says "Pick Two" because we never find anyone who is perfect so the best we can do is pick 2 out of 3.

Easy

Smart and cute. I love the fucked up ones so its win, win, win.

 

[YourCaptor]

Awwww thanks! Muah!
This guy has the thing that turns my screw! I hope he likes me back, at least enough for him to meet me, then I'll fucking attack his ass!

What turns your screw? I'd love to know.

 

[Loverskitten]

What turns your screw? I'd love to know.

Pretty eyes. Pretty eyes (blue or green) make my panties fly right off. This guy has eyes like an Siberian Husky, still swooning.

I also have a thing for guys with cats...... wonder why? Ha

 

[waaitg]

I guess I'm not his type *pout*

Aw don't pout babe. It's not the fault of a diamond if someone just thinks it's an ordinary rock.

 

[Loverskitten]

Aw don't pout babe. It's not the fault of a diamond if someone just thinks it's an ordinary rock.

Well now, that's just the sweetest thing ever! Muah

 

[waaitg]

Well now, that's just the sweetest thing ever! Muah

Lies! The sweetest thing ever was the cheesecake I used to drown my sorrows after being turned down by you