Loverskitten
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Awww thanks! You're too sweet.
Now back to the HT, unicorn
Now back to the HT, unicorn
Dating Sucks!
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Loverskitten
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Oh jeez, why am I punishing myself like this? More winners from the dating sites (vanilla)
"whats up beautiful , nice to meet u. chill grown man. would luv to hear from u soon, hmu take care"
Another brilliant message,
"Yo what's good wit u tonight"
Then this guy, who was cute but,
"Alright wild woman, I give you: a ball of clay, string, wire coat hanger, paint, and a piece of plexiglass. What can you make us?"
Sounds like work to me.
"whats up beautiful , nice to meet u. chill grown man. would luv to hear from u soon, hmu take care"
Another brilliant message,
"Yo what's good wit u tonight"
Then this guy, who was cute but,
"Alright wild woman, I give you: a ball of clay, string, wire coat hanger, paint, and a piece of plexiglass. What can you make us?"
Sounds like work to me.
Kurokami
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lusciously
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Curiosity strikes.
I think you should make nice and coax the "correct" answer out of him.
Then tell him you only did it to satisfy the curiosity of a stranger.
Except ... he's just being random in hopes of seeming interesting.
Online dating: better or worse chance of meeting a decent guy than writing phone number on bathroom walls in truck stops?
The debate rages on...
Loverskitten
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Just for you, I sent "kittens are too distracted by the string to care about the rest of the stuff"
Lord Pmann
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It is so funny to me that people write "u" instead of "you". I realize it's thrice the effort, but for fuck's sake people, it's three letters. So little effort to keep you from looking like a complete ass.
mynameisben
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u r rt.
Loverskitten
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"Hey your a milf wats up"
That made my panties fly right off.
That made my panties fly right off.
mynameisben
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You should never have let that little secret out. Now, you're PM in box is going to get flooded with "Hey milf" queries from well meaning but dim-witted guys who appreciate the aerodynamic wonders of a thong in flight.
Rikki_13
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Hehehe.
The grammar mistakes in that one alone would make me put a die hard chastity belt on in fear of further contaminating the gene pool with his DNA. What can I say? Bad grammar and spelling drives me up a wall sideways!!!
Loverskitten
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It's been ages since I went out on a date. Probably due to messages like these,
"Wow you still got it.. Your sexy but yet you have natural beauty..Wish I would of bump into you when I live up their."
Lordy, where do I start?
"Wow you still got it.. Your sexy but yet you have natural beauty..Wish I would of bump into you when I live up their."
Lordy, where do I start?
Loverskitten
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I'm not making this up.
"Your sexi"
Really dude, you had two words and managed to fuck up both. This is why my boyfriend plugs in. (yes, I know what I did there, I'm not a total Natzi)
"Your sexi"
Really dude, you had two words and managed to fuck up both. This is why my boyfriend plugs in. (yes, I know what I did there, I'm not a total Natzi)
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Lord Pmann
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I forgot about this thread... I've now subscribed to it.
I'm sorry, but these stories make me laugh my arse off. (I can end a sentence in a preposition too!)
I'm sorry, but these stories make me laugh my arse off. (I can end a sentence in a preposition too!)
I wish it was easier to meet people too. Once I know you I'm very outgoing, but I'm shy in person at first. That's why I wish meeting people online was easier. I can open up more online but not be able to talk to them in person as well. Makes meeting people kind of hard. Lol
YourCaptor
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Just force yourself to throw out a hi, and then go with whatever comes.
Loverskitten
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So I finally meet a guy with whom, I love chatting. He is smart, sweet, and our chats have welcome D/s undertones. He had one pic on his profile, he's cute. I ask for more pics, and well, ummm not exactly my type. I think the profile pic may be a bit older? I don't want to be shallow, but physical attraction is a big thing for me. Sigh. Can I get one guy who turns me on mentally and physically? What to do????
Noor
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I find that many people look better animated in real life than in pictures. I also wonder why some guys choose the pictures they send me when other ones I see later or them in person are so much better looking.
I figure if a person can't take the time to spell out "u" they are probably very young and/or not great at sex
I usually like the pictures I see of faces and personalities, cock shots are an immediate turn off.
Dating, I don't date strangers, so either they are also friend material or I am not interested. A guy is better off making me laugh than making a online pass at me.
I figure if a person can't take the time to spell out "u" they are probably very young and/or not great at sex
I usually like the pictures I see of faces and personalities, cock shots are an immediate turn off.
Dating, I don't date strangers, so either they are also friend material or I am not interested. A guy is better off making me laugh than making a online pass at me.
Noor
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Yes, why do they send old pictures? Especially if they were in a different stage in their life when they took it?
Last picture I sent was about 9 months old and I told the guy that. Unless its a picture of them doing something they love, like mine was why not a recent one?
Loverskitten
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Ugh, well I went and said something and he got offended. Grrrr
Loverskitten
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Ha, I don't date friends or coworkers (anymore) so strangers it is!
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That is hard! Is it shallow? Perhaps. See if his looks grow on you, but if you aren't attracted physically it just won't work. Keep looking Kitten!
mynameisben
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Ask for a guy who does calculus and nude push-ups at the same time without being asked. Put that on your profile page, and wait for your in-box to get flooded.
Loverskitten
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livin1971
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Nude push-ups, hands free!
I can do nude push-ups while doing calculus and cooking dinner. (of a course this is all in my mind)
mynameisben
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Nude push-ups, hands free!
You'd have to switch from sexy to bitchy at 30 Hz, or I'd never be able to do it.
