Dating Sucks!

[Loverskitten]

Yep, this is online dating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-FAb58XRC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[YourCaptor]

Yep, this is online dating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-FAb58XRC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"We have so much in common, like 99% of our DNA "

 

[sweepthefloor]

D) None of the above. Fuck off! Dating Sucks! Hahahahaha!

A) Don’t tell me what to do just cos you’re hot. B) We better hang out by next week or we’re breaking up. C) I’m awesome.

 

[waaitg]

Yep, this is online dating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-FAb58XRC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Only slightly exaggerates upon real life.

 

[lothwen]

Oh my goodness, I HATE online dating with the fire of a thousand suns. What I find absolutely hilarious is when a guy will message me on the site saying "Hey, you sound nice. Text me at xxx-xxxx." And I'm just like "Oh yeah, sure, I don't know you, but I'll hand out my personal cell phone number."

 

[the captians wench]

Oh my goodness, I HATE online dating with the fire of a thousand suns. What I find absolutely hilarious is when a guy will message me on the site saying "Hey, you sound nice. Text me at xxx-xxxx." And I'm just like "Oh yeah, sure, I don't know you, but I'll hand out my personal cell phone number."

I had an agrument with a guy because I didn't want to give him my number and start texting right away. He said it must be a generational thing. I said "dude, you're 3 years younger than me!"

 

[BiBunny]

I had an agrument with a guy because I didn't want to give him my number and start texting right away. He said it must be a generational thing. I said "dude, you're 3 years younger than me!"

I don't giving random dudes my number, either, but I'd 10 times rather them text me than CALL me. I hate talking to people on the phone. If you're not paying for it, please fuck off and die. Kthanxbi.

 

[Loverskitten]

Hey guys who are wearing a hat in EVERY picture, I KNOW YOU'RE BALD. It's not a big secret, just own it.

Ohhhh geeee 5 pics of your car/motorcycle/boat???? Wow! NOW I want to date you. Loser.

/rant

 

[billrichards41]

Yep, this is online dating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-FAb58XRC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Thanks! I missed this I was out on a date

Oh but seriously what are the alternatives?
Ask your friends gf/wife to hook you up?
Be a creep at functions?
A lounge lizard?
Hang out at clubs where you are their parents age?
Supermarket cart ram?
The suave walk up to and try and pitch some lame line?
The commuter pick up line?
Make them feel awkward at work?
No wait... meet at a party, hit it off and ride into the sunset!

And for those who think they are above giving out a phone number and then brag about it... I'm sure all your other homely gf's agree with you on that one!

 

[Loverskitten]

Ok I took a break from the online man shopping, for a bit. Been back at the grind this morning and thinking my break wasn't long enough because I'm sick of reading these...

"I work hard and play hard". seriously 98% of guys say this, even the unemployed ones, haha
"I love life". really???? Because the alternative sucks but thanks for letting me know.
"looking for my partner in crime"
"I'm the most interesting man in the world" ok then why are you quoting beer commercials?

Ahhh good times

 

[Blase]

"I'm the most interesting man in the world" ok then why are you quoting beer commercials?

"I don't always date online, but when I do, I prefer Literotica.

Stay horny, my friends..."

 

[Loverskitten]

After the emotionally fucked day I've had I needed this chuckle, Thanks

"You're 20 years older than me, I still want to have sex with you."

 

[Blase]

After the emotionally fucked day I've had I needed this chuckle, Thanks

You're welcome.

"You're 20 years older than me, I still want to have sex with you."

I must say that you seem to get a more colorful class of respondents. I've yet to find that line in my inbox.

 

[Loverskitten]

I'm such a bitch sometimes

Him "Hi kitten, you have beautiful eyes! I read your profile, and I believe I fit the profile you describe. Lol. I'm a educated man with an incredible dominate site. Would love to chat with you if your interested. Ps I'm a teacher so I can not post my pictures on my profile, but I can send one to you"

Me "I hope you aren't an English teacher."

 

[billrichards41]

"I don't always date online, but when I do, I prefer Literotica.

Stay horny, my friends..."

Very nice! LMAO
thx I needed that!

 

[billrichards41]

I'm such a bitch sometimes

Him "Hi kitten, you have beautiful eyes! I read your profile, and I believe I fit the profile you describe. Lol. I'm a educated man with an incredible dominate site. Would love to chat with you if your interested. Ps I'm a teacher so I can not post my pictures on my profile, but I can send one to you"

Me "I hope you aren't an English teacher."

Picky, picky, picky...
Hell half the time my fingers are stuck to the keys it''s a wonder any man can type at all... let alone correct formatting or grammar and anyway he may teach science and 'Ps' may be one of those new elements on the periodic table...
I been outta school for a while so I'm not that caught up on my edumication

So I suppose that one was a none starter
What you need young lady is a good :caning:

 

[Loverskitten]

Doesn't anyone want to get to know anyone anymore?

My last "date" was supposed to happen a week or so ago, after texting and chatting for about a week, turns out his idea of a first date was me going to his house. I got a weird feeling in my gut about him, went over our chats and texts and he hadn't even asked my name. Nope .com

Then, saw a HOT guys pics (on a vanilla site) noticed a BDSMish one and sent him a message. He sent me some pics of what he's into, and offered to "come over this afternoon" While I'm craving some rough play, I said I can't play with someone I don't know or trust.
He replied that it's more fun with someone you don't know and have to trust.
As fucking hot as he was, I guess I need someone to wants to get know me. I think I'm a pretty rad person. This is getting old... sigh


Also, aren't people scared of getting murdered, obviously these guys have women just show up at their place without so much as exchanging names???? I don't get it

 

[babyjane20011]

you're right about misery

A place for bitching about dating. Please share, misery loves company

Online dating
Today a very handsome guy messaged me, "looking for someone to chill wid"
I don't care how hot you are, if you can't be bothered to spell "with", it's a NO

I am disabed woman and i thought online dating would be an easy way to met a guy or at least make friends. what I discover is people don't want truth and when tries communcate open up a dialogue to see potential there is for a friendship/relationship, people are to vague or no response at all

nancy

 

[Loverskitten]

I am disabed woman and i thought online dating would be an easy way to met a guy or at least make friends. what I discover is people don't want truth and when tries communcate open up a dialogue to see potential there is for a friendship/relationship, people are to vague or no response at all

nancy

Yeah, I get a lot of no responses too. But one guy who had viewed me first, then I messaged, sent me a reply "thanks but I am not interested" I was like ouch! I think no response is better than that. Made me feel better about not responding to a lot of guys.

I still believe there's someone out there for everybody. It's just finding that hay in the needlestack.

 

[babyjane20011]

yo aren't kidding

Yeah, I get a lot of no responses too. But one guy who had viewed me first, then I messaged, sent me a reply "thanks but I am not interested" I was like ouch! I think no response is better than that. Made me feel better about not responding to a lot of guys.

I still believe there's someone out there for everybody. It's just finding that hay in the needlestack.

when i am honest and tell people about my disabity. people run like hell. it seems the truth doesn't matter to people.

Nancy

 

[Ferreus]

Doesn't anyone want to get to know anyone anymore?

My last "date" was supposed to happen a week or so ago, after texting and chatting for about a week, turns out his idea of a first date was me going to his house. I got a weird feeling in my gut about him, went over our chats and texts and he hadn't even asked my name. Nope .com

Then, saw a HOT guys pics (on a vanilla site) noticed a BDSMish one and sent him a message. He sent me some pics of what he's into, and offered to "come over this afternoon" While I'm craving some rough play, I said I can't play with someone I don't know or trust.
He replied that it's more fun with someone you don't know and have to trust.
As fucking hot as he was, I guess I need someone to wants to get know me. I think I'm a pretty rad person. This is getting old... sigh


Also, aren't people scared of getting murdered, obviously these guys have women just show up at their place without so much as exchanging names???? I don't get it

Yea, that is scary and as I've used various sites before. I always took the time to build trust with my partners before anything went on. I definitely never suggested going to their house the first time out. To have any relationship it takes effort and time.

Hang in there and good luck on your search.

 

[Noira]

I'm such a bitch sometimes

Him "Hi kitten, you have beautiful eyes! I read your profile, and I believe I fit the profile you describe. Lol. I'm a educated man with an incredible dominate site. Would love to chat with you if your interested. Ps I'm a teacher so I can not post my pictures on my profile, but I can send one to you"

Me "I hope you aren't an English teacher."

I had a good giggle over that; reasonable grammar and spelling is a requirement for me!

Anyone who told me "picky picky, you just need a good spanking" in reply to that would get the almighty block button; the guy who told me English was his second language and offered to learn got at least a few messages back and forth even if they weren't of the sexy kind.

 

[mynameisben]

Dating may suck, but the alternative gives me carpal tunnel syndrome.

 

[YourCaptor]

I still believe there's someone out there for everybody. It's just finding that hay in the needlestack.

This is a masos world!

Poor James was so wrong.

I like those perky new ears

 

[Lord Pmann]

So I spent all morning reading this entire thread. I was fascinated.

On one hand, it makes me happy that I am out of the dating market. I met my wife when I was 18, so this bit of dating and technology is all jew to me. It is amazing what 11 years does to the dating world. But assuming the douchebaggery translates over to many of the girls, this would make my head explode.

On the other hand, it makes me wish I was able to try this online dating. From what it seems reading this thread, the competition is a bunch of jobless, spineless, illiterate, mouth breathing cockwallets without any manners at all. (I realize I said mouth breather and complained about manners in the same sentence.) The pretty kitty seems to have reasonable expectations... A job, a car and the ability to distinguish the difference between a lot and the fabled "alot". Oh, and blue eyes. (damn my inferior, common brown eyes)

The little I have seen of the kitty has been amazingly attractive. She is also witty and adorable. I, for one, would be thrilled beyond measure to receive a message from such a person. I believe that the boys in your town must be suffering from some type of brain trauma. Or perhaps the water is tainted. I would get out before it ruins you!

Seriously though, best of luck kitty. You seem like the cat's ass and I am sure someone out there is going to open up their eyes and realize what fun you have to be.