Dating Sucks!

[Loverskitten]

As much as I'd love to keep talking kitties, back to dating...

Yep vanilla sites are just as bad.

Anthony 2/13/2012 9:00:11 AM
i would love to fuk u hunny ur very cute


Should I write back "ur gramr aint gun get u in mi drawers. L8r"?

 

[waaitg]

Such wasteful prose - why not reduce it even further to:

"Ur tok sux - Okthxbai!"

PS - My brain is screaming at me now for forcing it to think like that. I hope you appreciate it!

 

[mynameisben]

Such wasteful prose - why not reduce it even further to:

"Ur tok sux - Okthxbai!"

PS - My brain is screaming at me now for forcing it to think like that. I hope you appreciate it!

Urtoxux-okthxbail!

You know, just to tighten things up a bit more. Why waste a character on that character?

 

[Loverskitten]

Such wasteful prose - why not reduce it even further to:

"Ur tok sux - Okthxbai!"

PS - My brain is screaming at me now for forcing it to think like that. I hope you appreciate it!

Right?!?!?
My kitty can spell better. Yay! Back on cats!
=^..^=

 

[zathras52003]

As much as I'd love to keep talking kitties, back to dating...

Yep vanilla sites are just as bad.

Anthony 2/13/2012 9:00:11 AM
i would love to fuk u hunny ur very cute


Should I write back "ur gramr aint gun get u in mi drawers. L8r"?

If you bring attention to his poor grammar, you risk losing a very effective early warning system. If he cleans up his writing, you will spend more time declaring him a tool. Better to allow natural selection to take place.

 

[StrayKat]

As much as I'd love to keep talking kitties, back to dating...

Yep vanilla sites are just as bad.

Anthony 2/13/2012 9:00:11 AM
i would love to fuk u hunny ur very cute


Should I write back "ur gramr aint gun get u in mi drawers. L8r"?

I generally love idiot mails because I can get bitchy without a feeling I am torturing some poor victim undeservedly.
That one though is hopeless. *shakes head*

 

[Felix_Jones]

I generally love idiot mails because I can get bitchy without a feeling I am torturing some poor victim undeservedly.
That one though is hopeless. *shakes head*

It's tempting to play grammar police. Self control usually gets the better of me, but not always. The sites with edit functions are my crack.

 

[Felix_Jones]

And all my mails are uber-clever and thoughtful/nice. Of course they are!

 

[YourCaptor]

As much as I'd love to keep talking kitties, back to dating...

Yep vanilla sites are just as bad.

Anthony 2/13/2012 9:00:11 AM
i would love to fuk u hunny ur very cute


Should I write back "ur gramr aint gun get u in mi drawers. L8r"?

You got hit on by a cell phone, too bad it wasn't a smart phone.

 

[StrayKat]

It's tempting to play grammar police. Self control usually gets the better of me, but not always. The sites with edit functions are my crack.

I dont play a grammar police. I play "Your Majesty The Queen Bitch being stepped on toes". Its just a fine way to show my worst sadistic side without a worry that I will hit on someone worth caring. I dont care about self control in such cases either, I control myself enough with people who deserve it.

 

[Loverskitten]

Kitties make the worst submissives. They listen to no one.

I must say, I'm convinced that most cats are switch. They will only submit to your love when THEY feel like it, yet they'll give you a beat down if you walk down the hallway the wrong way

 

[mediocre]

I must say, I'm convinced that most cats are switch. They will only submit to your love when THEY feel like it, yet they'll give you a beat down if you walk down the hallway the wrong way

Switch? No way. They think they are in total control. Everything on their terms.

I just took some clothes out of the dryer. I am now waiting for one of the hairballs to grow tired of sitting on top the pile before I fold them and put them away. (This is the only time I miss my last slave. )

Back to dating and in this case, text messaging. I can not bring myself to abbreviate ANYTHING. I still use complete sentences and punctuation. I'm anal.

 

[Loverskitten]

Just listened to a creepy audio profile on CM, felt like I was in a horror movie *squeeeeeeal*

 

[midwestyankee]

Just listened to a creepy audio profile on CM, felt like I was in a horror movie *squeeeeeeal*

Hmmm...this gives me a devilish idea. TY, LK.

 

[Loverskitten]

Hmmm...this gives me a devilish idea. TY, LK.

Ooooo you should make a scary audio profile, just so we can hear that voice of yours <3

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Ooooo you should make a scary audio profile, just so we can hear that voice of yours <3

*nods*

 

[midwestyankee]

Ooooo you should make a scary audio profile, just so we can hear that voice of yours <3

I ventured into CollarMe once and I plan to never return. Ever. I can live without having a cesspool in my life.

 

[wicked woman]

Ooooo you should make a scary audio profile, just so we can hear that voice of yours <3

If Yank hasn't taken It down, there is a post on Lit with a link to an audio file of him reading one of his stories. Verrrry nice.

 

[midwestyankee]

If Yank hasn't taken It down, there is a post on Lit with a link to an audio file of him reading one of his stories. Verrrry nice.

I don't even have a clue where that post is or if the audio file it links is still active. Sorry.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I don't even have a clue where that post is or if the audio file it links is still active. Sorry.

*kicks an imaginary rock*

 

[the captians wench]

I ventured into CollarMe once and I plan to never return. Ever. I can live without having a cesspool in my life.

I was never fucked over like I was on CM. And not in a good way.

My own fault I suppose, telling a dom no, how dare I!

Still, I'm not fond of being afraid to walk to my car at night, so I've stayed away. Not that other sites don't have creepies, but my track record with CM just sends off too many warnings.

 

[Notsogentleman]

*kicks an imaginary rock*

OUCH!!!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

OUCH!!!

Ooops! *looks stone faced*

 

[waaitg]

*looks stone faced*

Cali is clearly angered that no one will be rocking her world ... :|

 

[zathras52003]

I was never fucked over like I was on CM. And not in a good way.

My own fault I suppose, telling a dom no, how dare I!

Still, I'm not fond of being afraid to walk to my car at night, so I've stayed away. Not that other sites don't have creepies, but my track record with CM just sends off too many warnings.

That bad? Makes me glad to be permanently out of the dating scene and not looking to expand beyond the two of us.