DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EctoJohn]

You used to be pretty.

 

[Trubbycat]

Okay, but I have to call my mom first

 

[EctoJohn]

That was a good shit.

 

[Rj_1954]

But, I've got mealy worms

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

(I leave you people just for a little...tsk...)

We can have conjugal visits!

 

[EctoJohn]

I could use a bath.

 

[Rj_1954]

I only give golden showers

 

[EctoJohn]

I only give golden showers

Careful, that could arouse a different crowd.


I only give brown showers.

 

[Biggalute]

Put it in my stoma (sorry, couldn't help myself. )

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

The ghost likes to watch.

Also, my vagina is haunted.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm just too tired mom...

 

[EbersMoll]

You want fries with that?

 

[EctoJohn]

So where have you been?

 

[bigsexybna]

Your dad’s dick is bigger

 

[EctoJohn]

Your dad’s dick is bigger

You mom didn't fake it.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Can I bring my cats

 

[Coyote100]

Don't fake it this time.

 

[EctoJohn]

Did you need to strip?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Cover me with collard greens!

 

[EctoJohn]

Aren't you bored by now?

 

[Trubbycat]

Sriracha tastes great down there.

 

[EbersMoll]

Does the ceiling need painting?

 

[Rj_1954]

Your grave's in the basement

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You live on Elm Street?

 

[Rj_1954]

I've got stagnant crotch rot