DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EbersMoll]

Egg white makes great lubricant.

 

[Trubbycat]

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[Rj_1954]

My wife wants to participate

 

[EbersMoll]

I do have group discounts

 

[Rj_1954]

I love whips and chains

 

[EctoJohn]

No, really, it looks cute.

 

[Trubbycat]

It will have to do

 

[Rj_1954]

My ropes are too loose

 

[EbersMoll]

I’ll just finish today’s Wordle.

 

[fullservice65]

I have ointment for it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Almost as good as my fantasy

 

[Photog1rl]

So you are a grower?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So you are a grower?

Well, it grows a little

 

[Photog1rl]

My vibe is bigger-awkward.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

My vibe is bigger-awkward.

Because it’s the horse cock edition!!!

 

[fullservice65]

The scab is loose, though.

 

[Rj_1954]

Brains, eat brains (old movies)

 

[EctoJohn]

Can it wait for commercials?

 

[Drinkmein]

Make it quick please, dear

 

[PassionsFlame]

Come smell my feet please

 

[LittleTitLover]

That would do it.

 

[EbersMoll]

I think soap’s an option.

 

[ffdan]

The strange discharge has stopped

 

[EctoJohn]

What, not going to tip?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Oh a nasal hair collection…