DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[jbeardo1]

Wow, that feels just like my mom's one

 

[Biggalute]

My herpes? From a camel.

 

[EctoJohn]

It's only mostly your fault.

 

[Trubbycat]

Now you look like a girl I could stalk...

 

[dkak001]

Can you learn to count?

 

[Jodaily]

Sorry but the rabbit died.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

That’s no lube, it’s DeepHeat

 

[Jodaily]

No vaseline, listen to em scream

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Is that a skid mark?

 

[Trubbycat]

That dildo is too small

 

[EctoJohn]

Hey, at least you tried.

 

[Rj_1954]

Excuse me, I just farted...

 

[kathyisgr65]

Ull get used to the smell

 

[DannieB]

Just don’t Dutch oven me!

 

[EctoJohn]

Hun, I'll be right back.

 

[Rj_1954]

Kiss me, It's just spitup

 

[EctoJohn]

Can I borrow your bathroom?

 

[Rj_1954]

Put it back when done

 

[EctoJohn]

So there was this elf..

 

[Trubbycat]

Don’t mind the nanny cam

 

[Biggalute]

Yes there's resistance, I'm constipated.

 

[EctoJohn]

That is one sexy mole!

 

[Rj_1954]

I never wear a condom

 

[Trubbycat]

I never bathe before sex.

 

[EctoJohn]

Do you find spiders sexy?