DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EbersMoll]

I prefer bed sheets crispy

 

[37_ttej]

More Chianti and fava beans?

 

[Coyote100]

Shush, I see a spider.

 

[dkak001]

Shit, the cops are here

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Help me finish my laundry?

 

[Rj_1954]

My butt plug is stuck

 

[EbersMoll]

My butt plug is stuck

I’ll get my mole grips

 

[dkak001]

No, really. It will fit.

 

[EbersMoll]

Explain ‘lubrication’ to me again.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Take a shower ... you mean going out when it is raining?

 

[dkak001]

Doctor said not to worry...

 

[EctoJohn]

Things that small are cute.

 

[Rj_1954]

So are diseased bed bugs...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

it only itches a little.

 

[Rj_1954]

I ejaculated green lumpy Pus...

 

[EctoJohn]

If only you were smarter.

 

[Rj_1954]

If only you were smarter.

I'd be sleeping by now...

 

[KinzyT]

Is that puss or cum?

 

[EctoJohn]

Do we really have to?

 

[Rj_1954]

My doctor is a butcher

 

[Photog1rl]

You're just like my ex.

 

[cole4258]

I want you in bed

 

[vibes]

do you go to sleep?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'll be there in a minute!

 

[EbersMoll]

Try to ignore the cameras.