DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[UsuallyPresent]

Aaaah-CHOO! Oops, lemme wipe that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Seedy fruit, nice and gooey!

 

[EctoJohn]

Welcome to my meth lab.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I’ve more yeast than Marmite….

 

[dawn_of_night]

Welcome to my meth lab.

Do you have raspberry barret?

 

[LostHorizon]

My sore is almost healed

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Do you have raspberry barret?

My Barrett tastes like bang!

 

[dawn_of_night]

My Barrett tastes like bang!

Mmm... Bang Bang shrimp. Yummy.

 

[EctoJohn]

Your dick is so hilarious.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yes, I'm pointing! And laughing!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yes, I'm pointing! And laughing!

And I was gonna swallow....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Why crap on me, bird?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Smut? Yes. Scat. No..way.

 

[EctoJohn]

Have you seen my basement?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

No, no. Those stay locked.

 

[nicechat]

Donald Trump won the election

 

[Rj_1954]

Just barfed, tongue kiss me..

 

[dawn_of_night]

I haven't showered in jello

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Fruit salad is AWESOME lube!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Sorry about that. Just farted

 

[dawn_of_night]

Please, that was not pudding....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Please, that was not pudding....

Well, yeah, it was. Once.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

How much do I owe?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, yeah, it was. Once.

Oh, its the past now?