DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[UsuallyPresent]

That's cuz you're already screwed.

 

[Trubbycat]

This machine will fix that

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A new version screw driver!

-edited to 5 words-

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Sorry about those skid marks

 

[Rj_1954]

Road rash hurts when salted...

 

[EctoJohn]

This was all a ruse.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Alas, I find I’m a-ruse’d

 

[FunBamaMan]

I'm ready for another election!

 

[Rj_1954]

Donald Rump Jr. this time

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a collector of pinkies.

 

[Rj_1954]

I chew my toe nails

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I chew my toe nails

I'll chew your toe nails!

 

[Trubbycat]

I live in a van

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a refined palette.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I have a thplit palate.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

It’s not you it’s me …

 

[EctoJohn]

But condoms are really expensive!

 

[Trubbycat]

Let's clean the house first...

 

[EctoJohn]

Now for my ultimate move!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Why do I even care?

 

[EctoJohn]

Who the hell are you?!

 

[Coyote100]

You have a large pimple.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

When did ya last wash?

 

[ccs29745]

Our crabs are hooking up

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Eeeee! How CUTE! More pinworms!