bailadora
We create the dreams.
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2007
- Posts
- 3,855
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Dear daughter #1
Remember that the star that burns the brightest, burns out the quickest. You are five months from your doctorate. That is an astounding achievement, and my pride in you knows no limit. But don't burn out before you reach that goal!
Dear daughter #2
Honey, you simply must stop putting your toes beneath that horse's hoof. I'm sorry you broke the same ones as last time, but you know, you could come home for a week or two to recuperate ... hint, hint. Grammy would love to see you, too.
love and kisses,
Mom
Grammy's on Lit too?
Dear Inventor of Heated Seats:
I don't know who you are, but I hope you are wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
-Toasty
My car has cooling seats as well which all males would enjoy during the dog days of summer.
ROFL! ... not as far as I know! I suppose I could be wrong, though .. who do you think I inherited my horniness from?
No, I meant that Grammy (my mom) would love for my daughter to come home just as much as I would.
Dear X,
You're an asshole and you fucked with my emotions in so many different ways. I'm so glad that I'm away from you now. You never did care for me, I was just a toy to you. Now I'm away from you and you can never try to manipulate me ever again. You think you're gods gift to woman but in reality you're the biggest narcissistic asshole I've ever met in my life.