Describe Yourself Physically

[LeBaronSamedi]

I can run backwards as fast as I can run forwards because my feet unzip and I can turn them around. I also have reversible arms and double jointed lips for kinky kisses. Date me?

Definitely! I really want to experience this.

 

[cottagecore]

Two words. Artificial Intelligence

Ai is honestly going to screw up everything. I see the future

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

Body-parted

 

[deft]

Upright.

 

[Biggalute]

Often described as 'the missing link'

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Breakfast taco in hand...for lunch.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

5kg lighter than I was 3 months ago! (Still just on the overweight side, but it's either boobs and belly or or no boobs and no belly. I choose boobs)

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

5kg lighter than I was 3 months ago! (Still just on the overweight side, but it's either boobs and belly or or no boobs and no belly. I choose boobs)

Wise choice.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Wise choice.

Why thank you kind sir

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Why thank you kind sir

Not only wise, but well-behaved, too. How wonderful.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Not only wise, but well-behaved, too. How wonderful.

Well behaved when it counts.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Well behaved when it counts.

That what makes good manners - knowing how to behave appropriately.

 

[deft]

I was described as dashing the other day by a beautiful woman… so I’m gonna go with…

Dashing.

 

[AuntieDisco]

About to start snoring.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I was described as dashing the other day by a beautiful woman… so I’m gonna go with…

Dashing.

Where were you heading to so quickly?

 

[deft]

Where were you heading to so quickly?

I was running away from all the hot babes who were just getting a little too eager to rip my clothes off

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I was running away from all the hot babes who were just getting a little too eager to rip my clothes off

Bloody lynx africa - always causing trouble

 

[Btq97]

6 foot 6
85 kg
Built like a racing snake and Hung like a horse

Ok 5 9
5 9 and a bit when I wake up
Dad bod paunch
Hung like a horse if that horse were my little pony

 

[deft]

Bloody lynx africa - always causing trouble

Exactly. Nobody warned me it was catnip to hot babes.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Exactly. Nobody warned me it was catnip to hot babes.

The adverts definitely did - you should have paid attention!

 

[deft]

The adverts definitely did - you should have paid attention!

I didn’t see the ads… I was too busy tussling with hot babes

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I didn’t see the ads… I was too busy tussling with hot babes

Well I didn’t expect to read the sentence “tussling with hot babes” today

 

[deft]

Well I didn’t expect to read the sentence “tussling with hot babes” today

It’s how I live my life since that fateful day I sprayed a touch of Lynx Africa onto my unsuspecting body…

 

[J_Bone]

6’3” 212 lbs, fit/muscular, light brown hair, blue eyes.

 

[Kittycity]

I’m 5’10, slim, fit, blue eyes, hair is long, wear specs, a bit of stubble currently, generally a happy, smiley guy.

Long hair and specs.. dangerous combo