Describe Yourself Physically

[Mrtenant]

Tall, massive beer belly, irregular beard, missing teeth, acne, piercings, always holding a partially drank coke zero (I can share) pigeon toed, super hairy, old tattoos, green badly dyed hair, friendly smile.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I find fun threads like these by accident...

I'm 5'7 and about average weight. I'm starting to sag in a few places, but my husband teases that I've entered my MILF phase. I have big breasts, but no ass. The ass guys never go for me lol. I have short, curly, dark brown hair and hazel eyes. I have a major case of resting bitch face, but I swear I'm nice. Just talk loud because my hearing isn't great.

Oh, and I'm very pale. I fry like a vampire when I go out into the sun.

Vampire look is damn fine.

Great. Now this means I have to post a description.

 

[mentor2dom]

I am a 6ft1 (184 cm) tall, 187 lbs (85 kg), rather fit, dark haired, gray (short) bearded, hazel eyed man.

 

[cottagecore]

I look like a human

 

[Nicefella]

I look like a human

Prove it!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Boobs

 

[Booboobear84]

Boobs

There's more to you than that despite where I stare;-)

 

[cottagecore]

Prove it!!

I'm typing here ..that's proof enough

 

[Nicefella]

There's more to you than that despite where I stare;-)

Speak for yourself!! Boobs are an awesome start middle and finish!!!

 

[Sgts19]

I think most would rather know what their wives are.
5"8 118lbs 34B blond light brown hair...not me thats for sure

 

[Nicefella]

I'm typing here ..that's proof enough

Two words. Artificial Intelligence

 

[Biggalute]

Boobs

I pressed on the word, hoping it was a link

 

[Booboobear84]

I think most would rather know what their wives are.
5"8 118lbs 34B blond light brown hair...not me thats for sure

5'8" 118 that's super thin

 

[Sappho_CGN]

168 cm, 59 kg, brunette hair, to the shoulders, actually darkblond wisps, brown eyes, still a bit sporty and a bit of a sixpack still visible, still a bit tanned, cup c,

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I can run backwards as fast as I can run forwards because my feet unzip and I can turn them around. I also have reversible arms and double jointed lips for kinky kisses. Date me?

 

[Sgts19]

5'8" 118 that's super thin

Agree she was 122lbs several years ago . Big runner, gym rat like OCD She and I would like her to gain some weight but she eats healthy. I always tell her to go get a burger and fry, eat some chips

 

[Booboobear84]

Agree she was 122lbs several years ago . Big runner, gym rat like OCD She and I would like her to gain some weight but she eats healthy. I always tell her to go get a burger and fry, eat some chips

Perhaps she can compromise and eat a bunch of lean meat which would at least add muscle.

My Spouse is 5'4 and a half" and 112, and she's thin, so nearly 4 more inches should be more than 10 pounds.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Eyes as deep and blue as the ocean, hair the color of corn silk, lips pale as the pink rose, rosy cheeks, and freckles where the sun has kissed my fair skin.... oh and I have big boobs.

 

[Sgts19]

Perhaps she can compromise and eat a bunch of lean meat which would at least add muscle.

My Spouse is 5'4 and a half" and 112, and she's thin, so nearly 4 more inches should be more than 10 pounds.

Lol No meat but plenty of protein. I get off on the size difference between her and me when we fuck

 

[Nicefella]

Eyes as deep and blue as the ocean, hair the color of corn silk, lips pale as the pink rose, rosy cheeks, and freckles where the sun has kissed my fair skin.... oh and I have big boobs.

Damn. Marketing much!? I am enchante

 

[justanotherguy80]

A wreck. My life insurance company seem to think so too if my premiums are anything to go by.

 

[BongoGal]

Built for speed.

 

[Nicefella]

Built for speed.

Do expand!!?

 

[Gaj1962]

White woman long brown hair hazel eyes 5'3 with long legs 107lbs. Small boobs and butt. Ears nose and tongue pierced no tattoos. I'm average if you have me you get what you get and you don't throw a fit. Lol

How old are you?

 

[S0uthernGirl]

How old are you?

Almost 25