Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

I love it when she wakes me up in the morning with her hand on me. I always pretend I'm still asleep as she makes me hard, but she knows I'm faking it. What a perfect way to start the morning by filling her full so that she'll have a constant reminder of me all day!
 
I've got more chance of being elected King of England, than of getting laid
 
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