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[Scuttle Buttin']

Like you don't make sleazy jokes!

I have no idea what you could possibly be referring to.

 

[prettyserpentine]

Oh come on guys, we're all perverts here...

Ummm... I meant friends, honestly...

 

[thestruggle]

I have no idea what you could possibly be referring to.

This means I have permission to say "GOTCHA!" whenever you make a sleaze pun. Boom!

 

[DesEsseintes]

I am NOT a pervert.

In the same sense that Magritte did not paint that pipe?

 

[prettyserpentine]

I am NOT a pervert.

Uhh... Me neither.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Except that he did paint the pipe.
It just wasn't the pipe.

Yes, quite. So in that sense, you are a pervert. It's just that you aren't a pervert.

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Pervert is as pervert does?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Pervert is as pervert does?

Now, that's just perverse...

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Wouldn't that make me a poet? I've been told they get paid per verse.

 

[prettyserpentine]

Okay so maybe I am a bit of a pervert.

I definitely spent too long there looking at photos of Christina Hendricks...

 

[prettyserpentine]

The things I would do for...to...with her are...obscene.

I would mud-wrestle a thousand lesbians to get to her.

 

[prettyserpentine]

We'd have to see about that. We could take turns.

 

[Niceandbrutal]

I'd make popcorn and watch the spectacle.

 

[prettyserpentine]

I'd make popcorn and watch the spectacle.

Nah. You'd need to call a taxi to take Vail home after I leave with Christina.

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Nah. You'd need to call a taxi to take Vail home after I leave with Christina.

Now you're just taking advantage of me being a good-ish guy.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

You people are going to the special hell.













See you there!

 

[prettyserpentine]

The one they reserve for people who talk at the theatre?

 

[thestruggle]

Heathens aplenty in this thread.

 

[prettyserpentine]

idly contemplating whispering things in Christina's ear until she blushes
squirms
shifts her hips
and, every so slightly, parts her thighs
And loses herself completely in the heat radiating from my skin

scowls

 

[prettyserpentine]

But... But... I want her...

 

[StarryEyed665]

Why can't we all just play nice

and admire this picture of the aforementioned bloody gorgeous temptress eating a watermelon?

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-c...es/2010/04/christina-hendricks-watermelon.jpg

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Mmmmm! Water melon..... *yoink*

 

[DesEsseintes]

Now then, chaps and chappesses. Ms Hendricks does indeed seem to be awfully pretty. Still, I'm sure there'll be plenty of her to go round if you all behave nicely, wash behind your ears, wrap up warm and don't sneak round the back whilst she's busy at the front (at least not without her express permission).

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Colbert is replacing Letterman. Wow.

 

[saysalice]

Game of Thrones, tonight? No spoilers, just:

...that is all.