Everybody haiku! A challenge.

[DurtGurl]

Re: Re: White flag

C'mon, Maths, grow up just a little.

We're gonna remember that.
DG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: White flag

We're gonna remember that. DG

DurtGurl: Un-purdy, toothsome and sallow,
Just like the sow who eats her farrow*.
Cunny and slick; mud, blood, arithmetick?


*apologies to James Joyce, and retroactively to the Irish

 

[snooper]

I tried and tried, but all the auto-erotic asphixiation has now been automated.

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening Windows,
I begin again.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: White flag

Ppps. "rottening?"

Well, I forgot to take the garbage out before I went to house-sit for mum the week she was away. And the Rottening Month has started, so when I came home...

Even the flies had been suffocated by the smell of those garbages. Like a really, really dirty mouth. *making puking sounds*

 

[DurtGurl]

Ewwwwwwwwww

Originally posted by Svenskaflicka Even the flies had been suffocated by the smell of those garbages. Like a really, really dirty mouth. *making puking sounds*

Dear Svenska,
Okay, okay. 'Nuff said. Urrrghhh
MG

My heart soars on wings
I dance with a great delight
My toilet is plugged

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Har bonden min nöt?
Will ni göra upp min eld?
Tungan är belagd



See...they're very useful phrases *laugh*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Wow. The only Finnish I know, isn't suitable for a haiku.

Hakka pällä,
Suomen poika,
ettei Ruotsi,
suo voita.
Suomi!
Suomi!
Suomi!

 

[MathGirl]

Wow. The only Finnish I know, isn't suitable for a haiku.

Hakka pällä,
Suomen poika,
ettei Ruotsi,
suo voita.
Suomi!
Suomi!
Suomi!

Got me beat, Swede. The only Finnish I know is "Suomi" and Jan Sibelius.
Nonscandanavianly.
MG

Carry me back to old Suomi,
Where the soil is nice and loamy..........................

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Tighter, tighter, too
Tight. Spasm jerk exquisite
Pearls cold as moonlight


---dr.M.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Nice. Very nice.

 

[Lustfully_yours]

pulling on myself
pleasurable fun time now
gasping gasping wow

 

[lovinanalandy]

To Lustfully and the good Doctor...

Good work. The Dr.'s was even uh, what's the word...poetic, yeah.

And Mille, I'm impressed that you can haiku in at least two languages while I can barely manage one. You should translate for all of us poor unenlightened folk who can't speak Finn or Swede or whatever the hell Scandy language that was.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Ladies' underwear,
Orange masks amyl nitrite,
By-election time.

Missed it first time through
I'm not even English and I get it. (and you got the "nitrite" right too. Nice.)

Congrats. I take my rope off to you

---dr.M.

 

[MathGirl]

Now I sit and wait
the clam wants to be opened
fly, time, hurry by

 

[Guest]

Now I sit and wait
the clam wants to be opened
fly, time, hurry by

Maths, that's lovely, really lovely. Brava, bellissima.

Perdita

 

[snooper]

A confession

Haiku are every
where. Some are all my own work.
Mostly I just quote.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Rope swings, quivers, slows
Spurting happy cock can't know
One end comes, one goes


---dr.M.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You should translate for all of us poor unenlightened folk who can't speak Finn or Swede or whatever the hell Scandy language that was.

Swede = noun, person from Sweden.
Swedish = adjective; from Sweden, or noun; the language of Sweden.

Finn = noun, person from Finland.
Finnish = adjective; from Finland, or noun; the language of Finland.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Swedish Finn= noun: Finnish born descendant of Swedish emigrants who speaks both languages with abject wretchedness.

"Hwarföre skrattar eder farbroder åt eder?"

"Han skrattar åt mig, emedan jag talar illa..."

Sverige: Sweden

Suomi: Finland

Svenska: Swedish language

Suomenkieli: Finnish language or "Finn tongue"

The two may be easily distinguised by the lyrical beauty of Swedish and the appalling amount of consonants in Finnish.

Below: Will you have a cup of coffee, or tea?

Swedish: Vil du har en kopp kaffe eller theet? (grammar? probably wrong...)

Finnish: Haluaisitko mielmuummin kahvia vai teetä?

My haiku translated: Ahem.

Has the farmer my nut?
Will you light my fire?
Your tongue is coated

Obviously, the syllables are now "fucked".

By the way, that was a lovely poem, Svenska...I wept, openly.

 

[MathGirl]

Haiku

My chin has a zit
there is a brief flash of pain
I must clean the mirror

 

[CWatson]

From Reader's Digest:

It is quite easy
To write haiku. Stop on the
seventeenth syllab

The rest are of my own devising.

Straining and gasping,
we lurch towards ecstacy...
Oh crap, my mom's home!

Missing nose, cracked arm,
can't find eyebrows. That's it! No
more Kama Sutra!

Actually, all my AIM away messages are in the form of haiku, so I've got LOTS more. Though none of them have to do with sex.

 

[lovinanalandy]

Swede = noun, person from Sweden.
Swedish = adjective; from Sweden, or noun; the language of Sweden.

Finn = noun, person from Finland.
Finnish = adjective; from Finland, or noun; the language of Finland.

Yes, I know. I was wondering if anyone would get that. Just a feeble attempt to poke fun at my own stereotypically American ignorance of foreign culture. See, not only don't I know another language (English is daunting enough), I don't even know what them there people in far away places is called. Not too funny, I suppose. Too bad tone is so difficult to discern in print.

For you, Miss Flicka...

My language skills suck.
The meaning is lost to all.
Can you forgive me?

And Mille, thanks for translating. It sounds dirty. I like that.

[Edited to include my haiku apology.]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

One of the greatest poems anyone has ever written to me, lovin!

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Can't do haiku
Can't stop soon enough
Can't do haiku

 

[Guest]

Gabe, babe: That's ok, you LOOK like a haiku. Here, let me re-arrange you.

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stick-gazing, Perdita