Favorite movie quotes

[Kelliezgirl]

From Stallones Lock up and uttered by the awesome John Amos

Rule #1-Don't mess with Meissner. Rule #2, I'm Meissner.

He looks like a fugitive from the fifties, but he sure is great at catching psychos.

 

[TheRedChamber]

"He does have a small penis." Julia Sawalha in Bottom, episode "Parade"

Okay, not a 'great line' exactly, but one which apparently written exactly and specifically for me and which I was unaware of until earlier today. Rik (RIP) and Ade doing the Lord's work there...

 

[Boat1]

"Vengeance, that's what you think this is about?... I'm at war with this broken thing...."

 

[StillStunned]

"He does have a small penis." Julia Sawalha in Bottom, episode "Parade"

Okay, not a 'great line' exactly, but one which apparently written exactly and specifically for me and which I was unaware of until earlier today. Rik (RIP) and Ade doing the Lord's work there...

Bottom was hilarious. Womble hunting on Wimbledon Common, for a start. Or the time they actually get some girls to go home with them. "And it would have worked too, if you hadn't turned off the lights and shouted, 'Grab this, it's the bannister!'"