Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[BlueEyes1969]

Because the sex was so vibrant, they had to pull them off of each other!

Why are friends called "Buddies"?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Because the sex was so vibrant, they had to pull them off of each other!

Why are friends called "Buddies"?

Because "fuck toys" can be inappropriate in some certain situations.....

What's the best way to help a friend?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Get naked with him and give him what he wants!

Why do people wear underwear?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Get naked with him and give him what he wants!

Why do people wear underwear?

Beats the hell out of me!!! Comando!!!! Hey....speaking of beating......

What should you do when you get sand in your suit at the beach?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Take the suit off and rinse it in the water!

What should you do when you covered in sand while on the beach?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Take the suit off and rinse it in the water!

What should you do when you covered in sand while on the beach?

Find someone to help you clean it off......suit optional of course!!

What should you do when you spill whipped cream on your pants?

 

[intim8]

What should you do when you spill whipped cream on your pants?

Find the nearest bachelorette party and ask them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck.

 

[NEOhio1972]

Find the nearest bachelorette party and ask them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck.

If your wood fxxks could fxxk her!!!

What is she selling at the sea shore?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

If your wood fxxks could fxxk her!!!

What is she selling at the sea shore?

Well, in the legendary port town of Astomouth...

Of course I have to ask: What's up with Peter Piper's pecker?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

He took viagra!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Lucky bastard was milked alight, but not from it's udders. Gave it enough of a jolt that the sucker went flying. It was like revving up an engine.

How can I get this bothersome speck out my eye?

 

[Btq97]

I can let you have a salty solution to wash it out with

Where did that stain come from ?

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Daddy didn't know anyone was coming home so soon and he panicked and missed my mouth.

What's the cure for being tired after a long day at work?

 

[Btq97]

Having a long slow blow job from your favorite submissive

Why are the no bananas left

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Um. I didn't realize I left all my dildos at home. I needed something to...hit the spot.

I never understood the game corn hole. How do you play?

 

[Btq97]

well i stick my thumb in the air and you have to use your asshole to capture it.

why are you rubbing your backside?

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

I told Daddy I wanted to try something rougher & he invited some friends over and they ran a train on me.

What would you do if you caught a burglar in your home?

 

[Biggalute]

I'd make him dress in a striped shirt and mask and then I'd chase him around the house playing cops and robbers.

Why the cheeky smile?

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Mmmm, I was doing dirty things for a guy online who I barely knew and it made me blush a little.

What's the quickest way to get a ride across town?

 

[Biggalute]

Flash something, your smile, your tits, your fanny. Someone will either like you or the police will arrest you, either way, you'll get a ride.

What's the quickest way to mans heart?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Licking his cock while maintaining an eye contact.

What goes around…..

 

[Wriggle]

Comes around your neck like a pearl necklace.

What's you favourite gemstone?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Comes around your neck like a pearl necklace.

What's you favourite gemstone?

Certainly the pearls on that necklace!!!!!

Is that something sparkling on your lap?

 

[Biggalute]

Or just the sticky remnants of a tryst gone wrong

Shag pile or Oriental weave?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Or just the sticky remnants of a tryst gone wrong

Shag pile or Oriental weave?

If a shag pile is a British orgy I'll be in London next week!

How old is the king?