Since this is supposed to be filthy answers to innocent questions and you've offered a filthy question, I guess you need an innocent answer:
So you have an excuse when you "accidentally" stick your cock in her ass, "sorry babe. I couldn't see..."
I've heard it called a lot of things and I gotta say I'm not a fan of "toilet brush".
Who cares? it's the other white meat and I loves me some white meat!
Labial juices. The lubricants produced by Skene's and Bartholin's gland in the vulval labia are composed mostly of glucose and fructose; that's why cunnilinguists often exclaim "how sweet it is!" Chicken is very low in these sugars, and therefore doesn't merit such exclamations.
If she doesn't like it on the way down her esophagus, the load could be ejected at an initial velocity of as high as 140 mph.
The answer to this is also fuck.
To keep the sun off their dicks at nude beaches, the bigger the hats... That's also why Mexicans wear sombreros.
The person who taught me to say "It's all good, man" after I spurted all over someone's face.
Because it's healthier than sticking them up their asses.
Same reason. The best deep throaters will also juggle the balls.
To sit in. Taming wild pussy is a hard job.
