Tio_Narratore
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Of course; the secretaries always prefer a clean dicktator.
Why is that ball game called pool?
Filthy answers to innocent questions.
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Why is that ball game called pool?
SmokingFap
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Because folks can get the wrong idea if you say you want to play the "ball game" while you're holding a stick.
Why haven't we ever found any Bigfoot bones?
Why haven't we ever found any Bigfoot bones?
eric_erosfan
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Because he was not erect enough the first try putting on the cock ring.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
MargotPayge
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Lilianna23
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The best master of any era is the one who makes you moan and scream!
What makes blueberries blue?
Azuldrgon
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They never get to cum when they want to.
Why couldn't Humpty Dumpty be put back together?
Vitriolhack
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They did try to rebuild him, to make him better, stronger, faster, but Steve Austin beat him to it and got the gig as special agent.
What makes for a good movie?
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Tio_Narratore
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The real question is "how many pins does it take to nail an angel."
Who were the Medieval Scholastics?
Lilianna23
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They're like Mathaletes, but for Medicine.
What is the correct pronunciation of pi?
Tio_Narratore
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It depends on whether you're going in circles or hiring an investigator to look into your partner's assignations. For circles, it's the same as "pie;" for indiscretion, it's a pee-eye. The latter, however, may also be a hazard of water sports.
What is an "assignation?"
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Lilianna23
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She grew up and became "Slutty Jane," the famous vaudeville performer.
Who's Dr. Pepper?
Who's Dr. Pepper?
TwoTaTango
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Dr Pepper is the guy who came up with the other soft drink The One with the big 7 and U.P after it .
Do Things really go better with Coke ?
Tio_Narratore
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Yes, all things, even fucking, seem better after you've done a line.
What does "proscribed substances" mean?
Lilianna23
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Those are the things like weed, coke, and X that your doctor won't prescribe for you.
How does one bathe a cat?
Biggalute
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Carefully, lol. Pussies can be frisky little critters.
Why is snow sometimes yellow
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MargotPayge
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To attach the nipple clamps. (I am not sure that is an innocent question by the way...)
How do you get to the South Pole?
FantasySharer1
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The only way is to head south by getting on your knees, and unzipping the jeans, and grabbing the pole with one's lips.
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Is there a question?
MargotPayge
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The only question is can you keep from coming while you're going...
Where are the ANDES?
bbcbarry9033
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My wife's niece has a pair! GodDAMN!
What is this "Valley of the shadow of death"?
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Biggalute
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There are no innocent questions, just people with clean minds.No, it's the Valley of the SHITHOLE of Death. It means your ass-crack.
Why can't I think of any "innocent" question?
Why are us older men so damn sexy?
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