Five things...

[Azuldrgon]

I am extremely opinionated once I learn the job and methodically dissect it to find the most efficient way of accomplishing it.

I do not kiss up...ever...(Except the pretty ladies on here except I prefer to just )

My family comes first. If an emergency comes up, I take care of them.

If something doesn't make sense, I will ask you why we're doing it. If the reason is political, I'm out.

I am always about being paid fairly. If you mess up my check, I will make sure it is fixed or I'll walk.

Pass it on......I sound so evil atm.

 

[kcRollins]

Why you shouldn't hire me:

1. I don't follow orders if I think there's a better way of doing something.
2. I tell off superiors if I think they're idiots
3. I don't work well with others
4. I have a really bad temper
5. I have a short fuse

Pass it on

 

[NoeMasks]

You should not hire me because:

I am chatty.
I am loud.
I curse too much.
I'm horrible at math, so if math is involved I WILL Fuck Up.
I have very readable eyes, and you may not like what they reflect.


Passing it on.

Sorry, you failed the math portion J/k

 

[NoeMasks]

I am extremely opinionated once I learn the job and methodically dissect it to find the most efficient way of accomplishing it.

I do not kiss up...ever...(Except the pretty ladies on here except I prefer to just )

My family comes first. If an emergency comes up, I take care of them.

If something doesn't make sense, I will ask you why we're doing it. If the reason is political, I'm out.

I am always about being paid fairly. If you mess up my check, I will make sure it is fixed or I'll walk.

Pass it on......I sound so evil atm.

Family First, your hired... if I had a job to offer.

 

[NoeMasks]

Why you shouldn't hire me:

1. I don't follow orders if I think there's a better way of doing something.
2. I tell off superiors if I think they're idiots
3. I don't work well with others
4. I have a really bad temper
5. I have a short fuse

Pass it on

The best real employees find there own answers.

 

[cookiecat]

I am an awesome fucking employee, what are you talking about?
Anyone would be lucky to have me on the team.
I'm super positive and might just wear a glitter baseball hat as a sign of my upbeat personality.
I love to dance and high five with everyone around me.
I tell the funniest stories ever. All the time. I'm hilarious.

Five fads/trends you regret wearing, doing, saying?

 

[Farawyn]

The best real employees find there own answers.

Are you doing this on purpose?

(My math is bettern you're spelling! )

 

[Farawyn]

I am an awesome fucking employee, what are you talking about?
Anyone would be lucky to have me on the team.
I'm super positive and might just wear a glitter baseball hat as a sign of my upbeat personality.
I love to dance and high five with everyone around me.
I tell the funniest stories ever. All the time. I'm hilarious.

Five fads/trends you regret wearing, doing, saying?

Not regret, but these make me *facepalm*

Feather earrings
Cocaine
Heavy perfume like Obsession
Drinking and driving

I'll wait for inspiration for my 5th faddy item.


Pass it.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Five fads/trends you regret wearing, doing, saying?

1. The "wet look" hairstyle. Hair looked greasy from all the dried mousse.

2. White high heeled pumps with jeans.

3. Leg warmers, aka Flashdance

4. Mall bangs

5. Neon ANYTHING

Bonus: Growing up in Southern California, I was part of the whole Valley Girl thing. It makes me cringe now, like, ohmigawd, like, it was totally, yanno?

Pass it on.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[JoanneA]

9x9 Wilton

1. The brownie recipe from Ina Garten. They're better than every other brownie because they have a small amount of instant coffee in the batter. Burn the edges and take the brownies out halfway so you can slam the pan on the counter. Don't use a non-stick pan, and test with a toothpick. Use Pam +flour or Baker's Joy. Cut brownies with a plastic knife.

2. Blueberry pie. With vodka in the crust. Like the one I made that time with the latticework. I only had one complaint. And then they died. See Cook's Illustrated.

3. Rum cake. Dark and sticky, but not burnt with 151 over the top. Happy Holidays.

4. The cookies I make. They're good cookies. With pecans. Not the lemon ones.

5. Ice cream?

Pass.

 

[Farawyn]

I am doing this one because nobody else did and I like barefootgirl


They aren't really my favourites, i don't have favourites exactly, but they are five I would definitely love to eat right now!

1. Crepes suzette. The way I make them is over boozey and I do not flambé.

2. Mont Blanc. I love chestnuts, I love, love love chestnuts, and chocolate will do.

3. Pannacotta. Simple, perfect. Any time. Even though I am cold right now I'd still eat pannacotta given half a chance.

4. Bakewell, tart or pudding. Probably pudding because I am cold and I like the idea of it hot with custard. But tart is better really.

5. The next one I haven't yet tasted. New is always exciting.....

Pass it

Not a sweets girl.

Fruit
Chocolate ice cream with hot fudge
Creme brûlée
Key lime pie
Irish coffee


Pass it.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Not a sweets girl.

Fruit
Chocolate ice cream with hot fudge
Creme brûlée
Key lime pie
Irish coffee


Pass it.

French bread left over from the meal spread with honey. Yum!
Walnuts and quince, or cheese and quince, or walnuts and cheese
Port!
A Klondike bar...nom nom
Chocolate chocolate chocolate cake, garnished with chocolate.

Pass!

 

[Gwanji16]

Champagne sipped from pussy
Creme brûlée
Chocolate torte
Coffee eclairs
Chocolate and orange combo

Your last five positions

 

[Farawyn]

Champagne sipped from pussy
Creme brûlée
Chocolate torte
Coffee eclairs
Chocolate and orange combo

Your last five positions

Right hand
Left hand
Right hand again
Vibe
Probably on my knees

(It's been so long, I'm afraid I've forgotten!)

Pass it.

 

[Tattersail]

I forgot about jacks! Used to play all the time.

1. White Christmas - my husband took me to the movie on our first date
2. Silent Night
3. All I want for Christmas is you
4. River - Sarah McLachlan
5. Blue Christmas

If I was considering hiring you, tell me five reasons why I should!

I am punctual
I am upbeat
I have a good demeanour
I can grow a massive beard
I am a big flirt

If you could change 5 things in this world, what would they be?

 

[JoanneA]

Pho-tography

1. I'd have better doctors.
2. I'd have more money.
3. You'd have less money.
4. I'd be your doctor.
5.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I am punctual
I am upbeat
I have a good demeanour
I can grow a massive beard
I am a big flirt

If you could change 5 things in this world, what would they be?

I would make the sky sunset coloured all the time
The oceans would all be perfect for swimming at all times, and the fish would be fine with it!
Hate wouldn't exist.
Poverty wouldn't exist.
Free ice cream on every street corner
Too much to choose from!

Pass it.

 

[NoeMasks]

Are you doing this on purpose?

(My math is bettern you're spelling! )

Yes, I am being a Bronoyance, can't hire my "sister" that is fictional nepotism.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I would make the sky sunset coloured all the time
The oceans would all be perfect for swimming at all times, and the fish would be fine with it!
Hate wouldn't exist.
Poverty wouldn't exist.
Free ice cream on every street corner
Too much to choose from!

Pass it.

- Environmental health as prevalent as economic concerns.
- Humans more closely related to peace-and-sex bonobos than salty chimps.
- Hot pizza trees.
- Plastic Adirondack chairs punishable by death.
- Crisp, bright fall days expand to 70 percent of the calendar year.

Pass it on!

 

[Cakecups]

- Environmental health as prevalent as economic concerns.
- Humans more closely related to peace-and-sex bonobos than salty chimps.
- Hot pizza trees.
- Plastic Adirondack chairs punishable by death.
- Crisp, bright fall days expand to 70 percent of the calendar year.

Pass it on!

Hot pizza trees + crisp fall days sounds like a recipe for 3D degree burns galore

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Hot pizza trees + crisp fall days sounds like a recipe for 3D degree burns galore

The brisk fall breezes cool the pizzafruit to the perfect temperature at all times. I've seen the future, and it's bonobos eating post-coital pizza in sweaters!

 

[JoanneA]

are you sure that wasn't just a really good trip?

Dude, it's like the Lorax.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

are you sure that wasn't just a really good trip?

Like... are REALLY good trip?

The kind of trip so legendary that it might persuade even me to maybe try whatever the fuck you were on?

no? damn.

Well if this doesn't dredge up a bunch of half remembered bits and pieces. Can't say I ever found any pizza trees, but there was an awful lot of this going on

" What the fuck are you doing? Be cool, and act natural for Christ's sake. You're making a scene!"