Well, not working.
Receiving a wonderful blowjob with some face fucking involved.
Fucking the woman giving it to me after orally pleasuring her to an orgasm for her.
filling all her holes to overflowing after wearing us both out
napping with her
repeating .
Okay, so I am a horn dog this morning.
Five costumes you think would be sexy to see on a prospective mate.
A French maid uniform (without panties)
Bugs Bunny (The only thing I had in common with my father)
I look for Marianne at every Halloween party, but there are only Gingers.
Simple really.
1. I will call you on your shit. If I see you making a big mistake or doing something potentially dangerous, not only will I loudly stop you, I will read you the riot act in front of everyone regardless of your position.
2. You can't intimidate me. Repeatedly talking about disciplinary action, pay cuts, or termination ( unless it's warranted ) will get a smile and a nod from me. Then I'll wait until you are at your busiest, drop my keys on your desk, and walk out. There's a million jobs out there, and I have no problem walking away from any number of them for greener pastures unless you earn it.
3. We are not friends. I may even like or respect you, and I am not above joking around or talking when it's slow, but we will not break bread in any capacity. That's not to say I'm going to be an ass for no reason, but I've had people repeatedly try to engage me outside of work and then get offended when I tell them we are just co workers, and I keep that separate.
4. I don't do team building bullshit. I do my job and will work just fine with others, but your corporate circle jerk ain't got much to do with me. I don't give a shit about your Jelly of the Month club contests, and I don't need a gold star for doing what I'm payed to do. I'll be busy that day, and sick if it's mandatory. Every time.
5. I won't do your job for you. I'm not above helping out or doing someone a favor, we all need a hand sometimes, but your fuck ups are not my problem. I do my job, and take responsibility for my mistakes, I expect everyone else to do the same.
'Kay pumpkin
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