Five things...

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I feel as though if I were a hyper successful business type I'd get so bored and eventually just throw money at finding the most absurd, wasteful and convoluted way of killing myself possible.

E.g I'd probably kidnap a scientist and have them create a super-pheromone that will attract little old ladies to a warehouse so I can feed them into a woodchipper and use the resulting paste to make counterfeit money so I can buy fuel for my ice-ray that will freeze the entire city which will cause everyone to flock to my beverage vendors who will sell them hot chocolate laced with a mutagen designed to drive everyone insane so that my 'humanitarian' charity groups can step in to help them out which I will use as promotional material in my presidential campaign so I can use the position to privatise helium production which will inspire the re-imagining of airship travel so I can jump off the balcony of one in-flight and die.

President, huh? Of the US? Well that couldn't happen for at least 16 years due to residency requirements, so I won't worry about it. Unless you have been secretly living here for the past 10 years... In which case I would have to worry about it as soon as our next election. And at this rate, you probably won't even be the worst candidate

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Gwanji16]

Learn Italian
Don't fuck Donna, she'll tell her boyfriend
Ask more questions
Try out for the football team as a kicker
Pay more attention to knots in Boy Scouts

Five things you need in your kitchen

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Learn Italian
Don't fuck Donna, she'll tell her boyfriend
Ask more questions
Try out for the football team as a kicker
Pay more attention to knots in Boy Scouts

Five things you need in your kitchen

MORE SPACE!!
A bigger fridge. One of those lovely French door types.
A never ending stack of money. I could fit that in my kitchen, even if it's small
Granite. I need it! You know, to roll out pastry and such. Yep.
A seriously good non stick pan. I don't like any of them..

Pass!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Five things you need in your kitchen

walk in pantry changed to second bathroom

Bigger table
better chairs
stocked cabinets
new cookware.


pass

 

[pete]

Five things you need in your kitchen

butter
small skillet pan
large skillet pan
good pair o' tongs
a window

 

[rawsilk]

Chef
dishwasher
butler
meal planner
kitchen maid

 

[Farawyn]

Cast iron pans
Steak
Onions
Mushrooms
Butter


5 words others describe you.

 

[Azuldrgon]

5 words others describe you.

sweet
dangerous
good friend
dependable
hugger


pass.

 

[pete]

Cast iron pans
Steak
Onions
Mushrooms
Butter


5 words others describe you.

you lost me at 'onions'.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yellowrocket]

5 words others use to discribe me. . .

Impatient

Lovey-dovey

Asshole

Inattentive (adhd)

Childlike

Pass

 

[MastersDelight]

5 words others use to discribe me. . .

Impatient

Lovey-dovey

Asshole

Inattentive (adhd)

Childlike

Pass

Loyal
Wise (apparently, a few people have called me wise lately lol.)
Protective
Busy
Crafty

Pass

 

[Azuldrgon]

Who doesn't like onions?

bad tangent, but I don't like onions.

When they're raw, they are too pungent for me.
I can deal with them cooked sometimes, but not when they are par cooked.
I'm kinda weird like that.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LucyBee01]

Cast iron pans
Steak
Onions
Mushrooms
Butter


5 words others describe you.

honest
sensitive
sceptical
playful
kind

5 ways you might like to spend a Sunday afternoon...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

honest
sensitive
sceptical
playful
kind

5 ways you might like to spend a Sunday afternoon...

Sexing
Reading with coffee
Eating with friends and a bottle of wine (each ) at a waterside table somewhere quiet
Baking
With family, at a park in beautiful weather

Good one! Pass

 

[rawsilk]

Sexing
Reading with coffee
Eating with friends and a bottle of wine (each ) at a waterside table somewhere quiet
Baking
With family, at a park in beautiful weather

Good one! Pass

Lazy long brunch at a Bistro
Reading the Financial papers
Gardening
Lengthy Swedish Massage
Pedi/manicure



5 ways you might like to spend a Sunday afternoon... Pass

 

[Farawyn]

you lost me at 'onions'.

Who doesn't like onions?

Five words others use to describe me?

Depends on the others

Um....

The dogs are here right now, I think they would say:

Bossy
Snuggly
Provident
Slow
And what they should say is patient.

Pass it.

bad tangent, but I don't like onions.

When they're raw, they are too pungent for me.
I can deal with them cooked sometimes, but not when they are par cooked.
I'm kinda weird like that.

I totally understand not liking raw onions. In fact, I'm not the biggest fan myself ( I use red onions soaked in lime juice overnight for salads, they lose their bite). I love slowly cooked, sweet onions though, and it's an interesting challenge to a cook who leans probably over heavily on the holy trinity of mirepoix/sofritto

Cooked, carmelized onions ONLY.

 

[Farawyn]

Lazy long brunch at a Bistro
Reading the Financial papers
Gardening
Lengthy Swedish Massage
Pedi/manicure



5 ways you might like to spend a Sunday afternoon... Pass

I don't spend my Sunday afternoons this way, but I might like to...

Be fucking
Be sucking
Be reading
Be hiking
Be laughing

Pass it.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I don't spend my Sunday afternoons this way, but I might like to...

Be fucking
Be sucking
Be reading
Be hiking
"Torturing the kitty"

Pass it.

Fixed that for ya

 

[MastersDelight]

I don't spend my Sunday afternoons this way, but I might like to...

Be fucking
Be sucking
Be reading
Be hiking
Be laughing

Pass it.

Ditto

Fucking
Sleeping
Snuggling
Shopping
Sucking

Pass!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Ditto

Fucking
Sleeping
Snuggling
Shopping
Sucking

Pass!

I thought you weren't a shopper?
Hmmmmm?

 

[MastersDelight]

I thought you weren't a shopper?
Hmmmmm?

Clothes. I don't shop for clothes. Silly baubles and keepsakes however....

 

[Farawyn]

Fixed that for ya

Kitty thanks you.