Fucked by items, tell your tales!

Corncubs are just so... yum... A proper stretch.

And I'm in love with that PR-24!

As for the bottles, I think it just needs some proper preparation, and some healthy sence when pickinga bottle. Trying to envision what can go wrong, and then taking precautions.

Lovely thread so far, trying to get new ideas here :)


edit: what is "a pair of gloves with a good 8 oz"? any pic?
 
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Dangerous, but such a powerful image and sensation.

Certainly, and for resistance play they rock. I'm just unwilling to use them and leave them in place for, well, any amount of time. Part of using them for real is learning just how much nerve damage they can do. It made me averse to too much handcuff play.
 
Always trying bigger and bigger...

One of the first objects I ever penetrated my anus with was the handle of a light saber I had as a kid. It was much smoother than the one's I've seen lately, and was quite comfortable. I was probably 13 at the time.

Since then, I've taken numerous bottles from small, decorative perfume bottles up to shampoo bottles. To avoid complications, I usually wash them out thoroughly and then fill them with warm water.

I've taken candles from small tapers up to 3" dia. pillars and all manner of balls, including tennis balls. (I put the tennis balls into a condom and tied the open end like a balloon.)

Vegetables are also a perineal (pun intended) favorite. I have a garden every year so I can grow squash and zucchini as large as I can take. When I'm out of town on business, I'll go to the grocery store and choose an appropriately shaped butternut squash and go back to the hotel room.

On a side note, my wife doesn't know the extent of my fetish, but she did recently fulfill a fantasy of mine. She gave me a right proper blowjob while fisting my ass! Now I'm just looking forward to doing it again.:D
 
I guess I've been through the standard kitchen utensils, hairbrushes, vegetables and the like.

I did try a tennis racquet handle once.

There was a phase where I'd try anything that was remotely suitable in shape and size.

Ans like most Aus girls, I think the trusty Impulse deoderant can was a favourite.
 
The first thing to enter my pussy other than one of my fingers was this cute little candle that I found. It was so smooth and once I got it all wet, it slid in so easily. Next was this really cool hairbrush that had ribs - that was the first time I squirted when I came with that inside me.

I managed to slice a banana once I got it inside me (peeled of course). That's how I learned muscle control. The hottest part was when my sister ate each slice as I squeezed them out. After working through some vegetables, zucchini, carrots, and of course, the yellow squash, I got adventurous and used a baseball bat. Small end first, until I was stretched nicely from several candles and/or vegetables. The bat was definitely my favorite because i could hold on to the end with my feet and fuck myself with it. Mind-blowing orgasm!

I was so glad when I was finally able to go into an adult toy store and get something more practical!
 
Being the proverbial lonely housewife I have used everything from a vibrating toothbrush to the wooden handle of a copper bell and everything else in between. However the best most unforgettable item I ever slipped into my pussy was the handle to an upright vaccum cleaner as it was turned on. It has since become my favorite & most used household item !
 
As a people watcher and wanna-be writer, this is a scene I need to hear more about. How in the world did this come to pass? What string of events gave rise to it?
I can't really explain it. I was just vaccuming one day and I stepped over the vaccum as to stradle it to pick up something on the floor. As the handle came up between my legs it slid upward and tip of the handle glided across my pussy. The vibration made me instantly wet. At first all I did was rub the handle across my pussy and clit to come. It wasn't until a few days later that I got the sudden urge to slide it into me. The slight curve.of the handle is perfect for my g spot and vaccum itself is sturdy enough for me to use in different positions also. Hope that answers some of your questions.
 
anyone here have experience with the chain trick?
(i'm pretty sure i read about it here a couple years ago).

Master and i did it. i came pretty hard, but mostly i remember being cold afterwards. the metal dropped my core temperature a bit and after i just wanted to huddle up in blankets.
 
Master and i did it. i came pretty hard, but mostly i remember being cold afterwards. the metal dropped my core temperature a bit and after i just wanted to huddle up in blankets.

I have been around boats for quite a few years and I would think that a rubberized chain would work well. (Each link is dipped in rubber). Less chance of pinching & less heat loss. ;)
I'm intrigued... thinking I need to take a trip to Boater's World. :cool:
 
i've wanted to try the chain trick ever since hearing about it, but havent gotten around to warming my wife up to the idea. (perhaps a blindfold and some creative bondage might do the trick :p)

anyone here have experience with the chain trick?
(i'm pretty sure i read about it here a couple years ago).

I haven't tried it, but would love to see it, and learn how to do it!

Here's the link to the thread about it.

Gosh this idea is SOOOOOO delicious! I think I just gushed again.
 
Bottles, zucchinis, carrots, pens, a toothbrush or two, a bunch of candles, a hairbrush, a cucumber, a corn dog, ice cream (on a stick), and a bedpost.

Some of it was vaginal, some anal.
I feel so inferior.

In a pinch, I had to make sweet, brutal love to an ice scraper. I was parked on the side of a country road. It was all I had.
 
yay the impulse deodorant.

Plus i have been intimate with my trusty hair brush and assorted vegies
 
forgot to mention shampoo bottles, the handles of razors, hairbrush handle, pencils, the handle of a hand mirror, and a sex toy flogger

i wasnt thinking about my earlier solo masturbatory days when i answered at first
 
A zucchini in my rectum,
And the two halves of a pitted peach around my cock,
While letting chocolate melt in my mouth!
Paul :rose:
 
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