Fucked by items, tell your tales!

[silverwhisper]

those of you looking for new items, might i suggest a french-style rolling pin?

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

those of you looking for new items, might i suggest a french-style rolling pin?

ed

Interesting suggestion, friend.

While we're on the subject of kitchen-based insertables, this citrus reamer might get someone's attention.

 

[silverwhisper]

i believe the mrs owns that one.

good to see you again, sir. :>

ed

 

[Kathykitten]

Interesting suggestion, friend.

While we're on the subject of kitchen-based insertables, this citrus reamer might get someone's attention.

yes please... >>

 

[BlackJABaby]

ummm....cold hot dogs, curling irons (1/2 inch and 1 inch barrels), markers, knife handles, mop handle, feet of a chair...

 

[Zoots_owner]

I've already prepped the chain and in doing so have added a large O-Ring to act as the grip for pulling. If she were suspended first, even tip-toed, and then a light weight clipped to the ring, two to three feeot of chain could be extraced nicely.

You know what I want for mine? Something like a 1.5" ball or oval of solid stainless steel to put on the (inserted) end. The chain itself is reasonably heavy and all, but there's always room for improvement. And the ball and chain imagery is kind of cool, I think.

 

[jaga7337]

my bed post,,,,stick shift of a car

 

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[zukethecuke]

Candles. They cum in various sizes, and if you soak them in hot water for a few minutes they can be bent to a realistic curve.

 

[Kathykitten]

Candles. They cum in various sizes, and if you soak them in hot water for a few minutes they can be bent to a realistic curve.

I used to lovethe slightly warm candle (or hot as you say), but I found it left me highly irritated in the lower department,

 

[snake1500]

my bed post,,,,stick shift of a car

..hmmm...got me thinkin' 'bout the ol' timey, 4-poster beds....

...and some of the shifter knobs i used as a young hotrod, back in the day..

 

[marieR19]

Well speaking of beds.... I have a really old bed, at least 20 years old, and the matress is all out of shape... So I realized the other day that the sides of the mattress are kind of hard/pronounced. Not really sure how to explain it, but basically I ended up straddling the side of my mattress, one leg on the bed and the other on the floor, the side of the mattress against my crotch... Ohhh it felt so good!

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Interesting suggestion, friend.

While we're on the subject of kitchen-based insertables, this citrus reamer might get someone's attention.

I just love how it's actually called a reamer.

Gold.

 

[Shywong]

That tip looks kind of sharp.

 

[BillRogerBill]

fun thread!

 

[Noira]

That tip looks kind of sharp.

KIND of? Ow.

Nothing interesting or inventive here... various handles, started with a toothbrush handle and worked up to hairbrushes and wouldn't mind going larger but we don't really have anything around that works for that. Eh. I suppose the most interesting thing I've used was a rubber glove that I blew up to be semi full of air, that way I could adjust how hard it was. It wasn't that effective. I have an interestingly curved razor handle that's neat, though...

 

[Guest]

Interesting suggestion, friend.

While we're on the subject of kitchen-based insertables, this citrus reamer might get someone's attention.

You just like it for the name, I think.

 

[Kathykitten]

I suppose the most interesting thing I've used was a rubber glove that I blew up to be semi full of air, that way I could adjust how hard it was. It wasn't that effective. I have an interestingly curved razor handle that's neat, though...

Lol, I am trying to picture this one, and just can't..! Will have to try it out hehe

 

[AuntieM]

My niece prefers a shampoo bottle...http://g-pic.com/images/F_1227440335083-riwxh.jpg

 

[scotty_334]

they all sound like alot of fun. I have tried a few things in my past,, one of the ones that I really like because you could either do cold or warm was a glass cigar holder.... was a nice size nothing to big... luke warm water was the best feeling. but i have tried brush handles, candles, small bottles. and when I got older,,, a few different vibes

 

[Homburg]

My niece prefers a shampoo bottle...

No doubt! I must say that I am enjoying her enjoyment. Or something like that.

 

[BillRogerBill]

My niece prefers a shampoo bottle...http://g-pic.com/images/F_1227440335083-riwxh.jpg

Wow! Do you have any more pictures of her?

 

[midwestyankee]

You just like it for the name, I think.

Oh, I'm pretty sure it would produce some juice if used skillfully.

 

[Guest]

Oh, I'm pretty sure it would produce some juice if used skillfully.

I have no doubt at all.

 

[midwestyankee]

I have no doubt at all.

And much sweeter than lemon juice, too.