Fucked by items, tell your tales!

You're killing me.... LOL

I guess I'm trying to get a guage of what is more important; the suddeness of the evacuation or a steady rate. Yes, I am over engineering it again...

Steady rate is more important than speed, but you want it to come out quick to ge tth efull effect (though some people prefer a more measured pace, YMMV).

Think pulling the cord on a lawnmower, just don't set your foot on her first.
 
Steady rate is more important than speed, but you want it to come out quick to ge tth efull effect (though some people prefer a more measured pace, YMMV).

Think pulling the cord on a lawnmower, just don't set your foot on her first.

No feet, you say? Hmmm.....may have to adjust the technique next time. ;)

I like the idea (not yet tried) of letting it drop out under its own weight. Also like the idea of making her put on some tight panties after chain insertion and then doing housework and such for a while. Let the ordinary movements of everyday life take on a whole new meaning, so to speak. ;)
 
No feet, you say? Hmmm.....may have to adjust the technique next time. ;)

It just messes with the body mechanics something fierce, y'know?

I like the idea (not yet tried) of letting it drop out under its own weight. Also like the idea of making her put on some tight panties after chain insertion and then doing housework and such for a while. Let the ordinary movements of everyday life take on a whole new meaning, so to speak. ;)

*looks thoughtful*

Heh, I kinda like this idea :devil:
 
It just messes with the body mechanics something fierce, y'know?



*looks thoughtful*

Heh, I kinda like this idea :devil:

I'm all for anything that can turn a 30-minute play segment into an entire afternoon of watching someone squirm. And it would get all my shirts and slacks ironed at the same time. Who wouldn't like that?
 
I'm all for anything that can turn a 30-minute play segment into an entire afternoon of watching someone squirm. And it would get all my shirts and slacks ironed at the same time. Who wouldn't like that?

Yup, that is a good thing. Though I would think about letting the chain soak in some warm water prior. MIS really had issues with the cold. Inserting 3ft of cold steel into someone's body does tend to have a chilling effect on their core temp.
 
Yup, that is a good thing. Though I would think about letting the chain soak in some warm water prior. MIS really had issues with the cold. Inserting 3ft of cold steel into someone's body does tend to have a chilling effect on their core temp.

Absolutely. Warm is the way to go.
 
Yup, that is a good thing. Though I would think about letting the chain soak in some warm water prior. MIS really had issues with the cold. Inserting 3ft of cold steel into someone's body does tend to have a chilling effect on their core temp.

YOU told me to wash it in cold water first.

i suppose this is what we call trial and error
 
LOL. So that's your story and you're sticking to it, hey? :D

It was a little motel built in the 50's. The plumbing was special. The only time I shaved in hot water was when I did it in the shower. The sink was apprrently stuck on ice-frikken-cold.
 
It was a little motel built in the 50's. The plumbing was special. The only time I shaved in hot water was when I did it in the shower. The sink was apprrently stuck on ice-frikken-cold.

this is true. no hard feelings. after all you did wrap me up in blankets afterwards.
 
this is true. no hard feelings. after all you did wrap me up in blankets afterwards.

And I seem to recall curlling up next to you, snuggling, and holding your hands between mine while I blew warm breath into them.
 
And I seem to recall curlling up next to you, snuggling, and holding your hands between mine while I blew warm breath into them.
not to be rude or spoil a momentr here but you should just had sex. the friction would have been hot and in the right spot...or at least closer then her hands were.
 
And I seem to recall curlling up next to you, snuggling, and holding your hands between mine while I blew warm breath into them.

If that were me, I may have (very sweetly) asked you to put the chain down your shirt to warm it up... :D
 
not to be rude or spoil a momentr here but you should just had sex. the friction would have been hot and in the right spot...or at least closer then her hands were.

Probably true. She fell asleep once she was warm though. I figured she'd had an exhausting time, and sleep was a good thing.

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If that were me, I may have (very sweetly) asked you to put the chain down your shirt to warm it up... :D

Are you kidding? That thing was cold!

:devil::D:devil:
 
I'm all for anything that can turn a 30-minute play segment into an entire afternoon of watching someone squirm. And it would get all my shirts and slacks ironed at the same time. Who wouldn't like that?

*looks thoughtful*

Heh, I kinda like this idea :devil:

*ALSO looks thoughtful*

Heh, I kinda like this idea :devil:

Less you guys forget, the chain trick can be used on men too. Men can squirm and iron simultaneously also.
 
Hm. Well, being a single horny girl with very few lovers, I've done my fair share of self-educating. lol Lets see... the usual stuff, like hairbrush handle and pencil (I like markers better, they're thicker), um... I've tried a lot of the stuff in the drawers in the kitchen, the handle of ladels and strainers and stuff, some of the handles are fairly thick... There is one that has a knob toward the end of the handle, that feels really good. I've also done handles of screwdrivers and my body spray bottle. All of this is in my ass, for some reason I can never get myself turned on by playing with my pussy.
 
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