Fucked by items, tell your tales!

[mickyp123]

A few times I've inserted two large marbles vaginally and left them there while I went to work. Incredible feeling them start to slip out and then leaning forward slighlty on my chair to force them back in. Wet and aroused all day long...

Ooooo,.......................what colour, did they "click" as you climbed stairs lol

 

[myinnerslut]

A few times I've inserted two large marbles vaginally and left them there while I went to work. Incredible feeling them start to slip out and then leaning forward slighlty on my chair to force them back in. Wet and aroused all day long...

iv heard of doing this to practice kegels but i have never actually done it. mabye i should....

 

[kara24]

Regularly walk up and down the fruit and veg section searching for the next "toy". Have tried pretty much anything that is roughly the right shape! Also the usual assortment of candles, toiletry containers, pool cues, kitchen implements. Finally, the obligatory hair brush !

 

[cheapthrills]

Obviously dildos bives etc... Most any vegetable that looks the right kind of shape; carrots, cucumber/courgette, etc.
I also have the awful habbit of automatically seeing any item I might encounter anywhere and finding myself weighing up its anal-insurtability/suitability....
to that end, hairbrush handles, screwdriver handles, and some other items from the tools box heck I don't even know what they were, but the handles was just such a great shape....
Candles, certain cosmetic bottles that were just hte right shaped tops/necks on them, some weird stupid kitchen implement that I have no idea what it was ment* to be used for but seemed more suited to my aims....
Toothbrush handles, and the ends of weird shaped bottles (glass), glass is the one I find the most stupidist... I worry about most, and still I've used them...
Oh, and as I've tons of musical things about in the house I've found some of thos have had to be experimented with at times; drum sticks... beaters etc... (some of which make good beaters as well when use don me by a Dom/Domme)...
My one regrette is not buying a coat peg/hanger I once saw in the DIY store; it was almost* penus shaped... I had already decided it'd be perfect to attach to the wall at just* the right height, before i'd even headed over to where it was on the shelf... Damn I wish I'd bought that...

 

[jimbojonez]

AuntieM

looks like you are a skilled trainer.

Not quite as "big" a challenge.

http://g-pic.com/images/F_614906532_ano-9rb5f.jpg

 

[dave's thing]

iv heard of doing this to practice kegels but i have never actually done it. mabye i should....

Ben-Wai balls are very similar to the "big marbles" except they have ball bears in them so they rattle againest the walls when you move. I used to work with a girl who had them inside on a regular basis and she loved them. I think every woman should try Ben-Wai once in their life.

And yes they do rattle discreetly

 

[cheapthrills]

Can't believed I'd not noticed it before, but discovered the end of last week that the 'handle' end of the foot scraper/calous remover thing was a rather 'interesting' shape, kinda slim, then widened out a fair bit and thence thin again... well worked for me...

 

[copul8tor]

Although not as physically effective as a PR-24, the visual is incredibly erotic. I've used this on more than one occasion. View attachment 916718

 

[MsWet]

I used to go with a girl that played the flute, I had to try it

 

[dorisdiva]

I had a lovely time on Friday afternoon with an exceptionally large cucumber that I discovered in my fridge. It was lovely and cold and slid into my ass beautifully once I had lubed myself up with lots of olive oil from the kitchen.

I came so hard - I loved how full it made me feel. It made me sore all weekend and I loved the secret of knowing why.

 

[rosco rathbone]

dead men tell no tales [/passes the black spot at the sign of the admiral benbow]

 

[copul8tor]

I used to go with a girl that played the flute, I had to try it

This one time....at band camp

 

[MsWet]

This one time....at band camp

LOL, I forgot about that movie

 

[radepor]

Being a boating enthusiast (large boat but capable of being towed), I was inevitably drawn to the shape of my trailer hitch ball - mounted on my bike.

Here's an except from another of my posts:

I had the urge for anal stimulation and to go for a bicycle ride so I decided to combine the two urges. I removed the seat from my bike and replaced it with a 2 5/16-inch trailer hitch ball. I didn’t have the nerve to ride in public so I rode around my back yard which is about ½ acre, bumpy and sloped downhill. (NOTE: I employed some stealth to avoid gawking neighbors.)

 

[Kathykitten]

amazing with the bikeride.. I wonder how it would feel to be sent on a fairly long bikeride while plugged.. hmmmm..

Also, tried an apple now. Man that is both hard and painful, had to peel at it to get it a little pointy for entry. But I'm rather proud now that I got the stretch I needed.

 

[AuntieM]

I was curious (that's how we all got to this thread & have something to contribute to it, right?) so for a few dollars, I got a new toothbrush from Colgate called the sonic. It's a vibe with a cool little ridged piece on the back of the toothbrush that tickles my clit just right. The handle has a nice shape and size for lots of fun!

http://www.coroflot.com/user_files/company_files/240175_6ltUT0NGXuRLnsdpXRm1JG2Hf.jpg

 

[coatcheckgirl]

I'm so inpsired...

 

[jhenry922]

Our various insertions include a variety of sex toys from small butt plugs to a silicone dildo called "Joystick".

I have used fruit on my wife including stuffing her vagina full of green grapes then eating them out of her (very wet and she got a yeast infection from it so never again).

One current favorite of mine involves latex balloons. I do have some looner tendencies and play with them. I had tried one inflated with air but it got stuck up there for a longish while before it came back out.

I found that using hot water instead worked much better and the sensation of it leaves me with goose bumps on my skin. I used Probe for a lube but it is dangerous to use around the tub so I tried soap suds instead. It would leave me sensitive afterwards, so I used shaving cream now.

I think I might go have a bath RIGHT now......

 

[Kathykitten]

One current favorite of mine involves latex balloons. I do have some looner tendencies and play with them. I had tried one inflated with air but it got stuck up there for a longish while before it came back out.

I found that using hot water instead worked much better and the sensation of it leaves me with goose bumps on my skin. I used Probe for a lube but it is dangerous to use around the tub so I tried soap suds instead. It would leave me sensitive afterwards, so I used shaving cream now.

I think I might go have a bath RIGHT now......

water... baloons... now you got my mind set...

 

[shewantsmore]

ive tried ben-wai balls but got to admit they dont do alot for me

 

[cheapthrills]

An interesting evening of humiliation, sex, bondage and general abuse last night, just glowing in the soreness I'm left with today.

Including, some ingenious use of various items which he insurted into me anally.
First off was a cucumber which has to be one of the largest things I've ever taken, and agreed with the previous poster above, just a fantastic feeling of fullness and I came so hard whilst it was in me. He was using it like a dildo on my arse at one point whilst I sucked him off, whcih was pretty-damn good too.


We also used a couple of dildos and butt-plugs/vibes, which were good, and a couple of unidentifiable items which I think were some kind of musical 'beater/drum stick', type things, they were good if a bit lacking in girth compaired to the cucumber or dildos.

Have to say I'm seriously thinking about investigating some kind of inflatible baloon type thing, if I could insurt it then inflate once its in I gues....

 

[juicypear]

Many items

I have of course used a hairbrush, veggies, and bottles. I never thought of the danger of using a bottle but my eyes are open now. I tried a shampoo bottle, a fist, and the handles of various kitchen utensils. I tried a whisk before but I didn't care for it, it compacted to much and didn't hold its shape. I have used a toy bowling pin, the little plastic toy ones, but never a real bowling pin. I little flashlight turned on, it can get a little warm though.

 

[BiBunny]

They've been using beer bottles lately. I know it's kind of cliche, but it's an interesting feeling.

Also, water balloons. Mmm....

 

[naughtybynature09]

hmmm...i've had a lot of pleasurable company

in all seriousness though, to the OP: ive been fucked by whatever Master has at hand and wanted to fuck me with. fingers, himself, the ends of various toys, writing implements, pretty much whatever he wants.

Same with my Master, but make that a sharpie, a mini flower pot, his fingers, himself, a banana, a smooth Emory (sp?) board, link cable to a Gameboy Advance, my cell phone antennae (vibrate is a GREAT feature when you can't afford a real vibrator), my Master's big toe (I don't think I have a foot fetish but I liked it at the time), and my stuffed animal's nose (I'm a proud plushophile) ...that's all I can remember at the moment...

 

[sweetDDs]

anyone know any good websites that are devoted to object insertions and play?? Love all the posts...minus the bike/gravity crap...wtf was that? .. hahaha