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And much sweeter than lemon juice, too.
Well, I do hate to brag.
Fucked by items, tell your tales!
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Well, I do hate to brag.
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Modesty becomes you.
But let it not be forgotten that I am from Missouri.
Oh, good.
I'd hate all those overt flirting to go to waste come March.
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Chicago - the Lit-together?
Since you're a midwest boy I just assumed you'd be attending?
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Chicago - the Lit-together?
Since you're a midwest boy I just assumed you'd be attending?
You know what they say about "assume."
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Looks like a fun challenge
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HEH.
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Being a guy I don't use items normally. I don't own any sex toys but I've tried 'phallic shaped objects' to imitate dildos. The most I've stuck my dick in was a condom wrapped in a sock, pillow or bed spread. I think girls using any kind of inanimate object to masturbate is extremely hot. If I were a girl I'd be sticking all kinds of things in my pussy, but as a guy there aren't many things to stick your dick in that's pleasurable enough to cum from.
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omg
I have used so many things in my pussy and ass I cant remember them all but here are a few bananas, carrots, cucumbers. squash, ball bats, bed post mmm that is always fun but my favorites are the baseball bat and a full can of beer now thats a pussy stretch but feels so good. My boyfriend put a can of beer in my pussy once then made me go for a ride with him to the store to get smokes he waited on me in the car while i tried to walk in there to get them and then by the time we finally got back home he removed the can and just stuck his whole hand in my pussy with no problem........mmmmmmmmmmm makes me need a beer now
I have used so many things in my pussy and ass I cant remember them all but here are a few bananas, carrots, cucumbers. squash, ball bats, bed post mmm that is always fun but my favorites are the baseball bat and a full can of beer now thats a pussy stretch but feels so good. My boyfriend put a can of beer in my pussy once then made me go for a ride with him to the store to get smokes he waited on me in the car while i tried to walk in there to get them and then by the time we finally got back home he removed the can and just stuck his whole hand in my pussy with no problem........mmmmmmmmmmm makes me need a beer now
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oh la la... off to the hardware store for some chain... indeed...
as for my list: fake carrot (quite large), cucumber, plastic bottles, and the obligatory hairbrush, marker, etc... I find though that I need to have a little give to work with and some girth... I may as well stick 10 markers in there...
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as for my list: fake carrot (quite large), cucumber, plastic bottles, and the obligatory hairbrush, marker, etc... I find though that I need to have a little give to work with and some girth... I may as well stick 10 markers in there...
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Delightful thread.
Chain trick + vibrating egg = Mmmmmm
The chain conducts the vibration.
Smaller plastic bottles with a lid, filled with warm water, are awesome on the protrate while the lady sucks.
Chain trick + vibrating egg = Mmmmmm
The chain conducts the vibration.
Smaller plastic bottles with a lid, filled with warm water, are awesome on the protrate while the lady sucks.
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I've used a braided leather flogger handle on my slave. It has a 2" diameter Turks Head in the insertion end. It was a bit of a struggle as I was trying to only use her natural lube. She did enjoy it though.
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As I said, it wasn't all that effective, though it worked at the time... >.>. Now that I'm more creative, I'm thinking that putting water into a plastic glove and freezing it could be interesting, albeit very COLD...
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hotel fun
I agree with kitylady with regard to a mag light. Anal insertion of that size is incredible.
A little difficult to describe but most hotel rooms have a metal stand for holding your luggage. One lonely night after weeks on the road, I accidently turned the stand over. I found that if positioned on its side, the leg of the stand was just the right height to slide into my ass. On my hands and knees, pushing back against the leg, brought me to an incredible orgasm.
I agree with kitylady with regard to a mag light. Anal insertion of that size is incredible.
A little difficult to describe but most hotel rooms have a metal stand for holding your luggage. One lonely night after weeks on the road, I accidently turned the stand over. I found that if positioned on its side, the leg of the stand was just the right height to slide into my ass. On my hands and knees, pushing back against the leg, brought me to an incredible orgasm.
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It is a large, aluminum-bodied flashlight.
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For me its not the size i look for but the width
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Mmmm there are many many things that I have stuck in my pussy in order to get a bit of pleasure. Of course I have the normal dildo, vibrator and bullet but I also have tried some more unique things, I have allowed my puppy to lick my pussy and stick his nose deep in my hole. I have fucked myself with a miniature baseball bat, a turkey baster (not too long before thanksgiving), a hairbrush, the handle end of a plunger, a water bottle, a shampoo bottle, and a cucumber. I am sure that the list will only get longer in the future.
I am sure that the list will only get longer in the future. wantstotry18
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Wow...this list coudl go on!
Ok, I started with a douche tube..it was as thick as a thumb but MUCH longer....then I graduated to the handle of our vacuum cleaner. It was like a thick cock, but it had a hooked end that hit the prostate JUST right! I was pissed when the parents got a new vacuum!
Then when I was able I bought toys and pretty much used them until I got married. I bought her a few things and ended up using them myself...
When I see something that might be interesting, I make a note to try it! The first item was the handle of a gavel my wife used for an office she held. It was the right thickness and length. I've used candles, the odd bottle (wine bottles with the cork in)
On vacation recently, I used the handle of the plunger that was next to the toilet (after giving it a little scrub) and today I used a thick christmas candle a flashlight, and tried a few bottles of stuff that was in the bathroom! Not bad really!
Ok, I started with a douche tube..it was as thick as a thumb but MUCH longer....then I graduated to the handle of our vacuum cleaner. It was like a thick cock, but it had a hooked end that hit the prostate JUST right! I was pissed when the parents got a new vacuum!
Then when I was able I bought toys and pretty much used them until I got married. I bought her a few things and ended up using them myself...
When I see something that might be interesting, I make a note to try it! The first item was the handle of a gavel my wife used for an office she held. It was the right thickness and length. I've used candles, the odd bottle (wine bottles with the cork in)
On vacation recently, I used the handle of the plunger that was next to the toilet (after giving it a little scrub) and today I used a thick christmas candle a flashlight, and tried a few bottles of stuff that was in the bathroom! Not bad really!
Damn! I was at the pet store the other day too!!!
Just thought of this, have any of the guys here lubed up their cocks and fucked a "swimmie"? THere used to be a thing called a "Jack-Pack" that was sold in the adult stores, you filled it with warm water and stroked yourself with it. I found some of those kids arm swimmies and they looked just like them so I tried it and got hooked for a while! (cheap pocket pussy!)
