Fucked by items, tell your tales!

[justjon]

There have been so many things i have tried in my ass, when i was about 13 yrs old me and my best friend used to try all sorts together, started with fingers, one, then a couple, pens, marker pens, the small roll on deoderant bottles, then we tried doing it to each other, fingers, candles, bottles, bananas, cucumbers, finaly i let him try his cock...it was good i have to say, i had a very unexpected orgasm while he fucked me.
A couple of years later a female friend of mine wanted to buy a dildo, so i offered to buy it for her if i could watch her use it, she agreed, i bought it, she played and after she came she told me to lick it like i was sucking a cock (she knew about my bi expierience) then she asked if she could fuck me with it, i let her and came like a volcano without her even touching my cock, she was my fuck buddy for a while and she loved putting things in my arse while we fucked, mainly her panties and then pulling them out as i was about to cum, she even managed to get her fist inside me while showing her friend what we get up to. that made me shoot everywhere!
Since then i have had a large butt plug inside me while i walked around the local shop, and now i have a "rude boy" prostate massager, it is good but no where near as good as when someone else is doing it to me. have also tried various things as sounds, and would love to play more with proper sounds as i find the sensation they give is simply incredible!

 

[DaddysDumbCunt]

The softball bat is my all time favorite. Object insertion is a fetish for both my Daddy & myself. Last night we used a bowling pin for the first time. The larger the item the hotter it is for both us of. I have taken cups, huge dildos, veggies, Popsicles, phones, lotion bottles, golf balls..... if it can be found in the house, I have @ least attempted it. ;-) I do like the vaccum idea though. I think my floors are dirty!!!

 

[razberryripple]

Thank you for posting the pic.

i swear i have to keep dictionary.com and wikipedia both open while reading here sometimes...

I might just have to get one of those for our toy box...

As for me; I have used a number of items on various girl friends, a carved carrot, a toothbrush handle with pronounced ridges (she had an easy to find G-spot), and a condomed shovel handle, to name the more unusual ones.

I always had a gut paranoia about using bottles though, even before i actually knew how dangerous they really are. go me.


i've wanted to try the chain trick ever since hearing about it, but havent gotten around to warming my wife up to the idea. (perhaps a blindfold and some creative bondage might do the trick )

anyone here have experience with the chain trick?
(i'm pretty sure i read about it here a couple years ago).

*****

 

[ShyGuy68]

Can anyone tell me what the chain trick is?

You can read about it here.

 

[rjohn1971]

I used a balloon on my wife once (got the idea from a video I saw on a video website). It was not your normal balloon, but one of those ones that is meant to be blown up to a really big size so it was extra thick. It was also ribbed which made me think that the manufacturers had other ideas for its use also.

Anyhow after much washing in hot soapy water it was inserted into my wife's vagina and then I blew it up until she said stop. Initially I blew it up with a bike pump, but that proved too slow so instead I used my mouth, which also gave me more control of the 'filling' sensation.

The balloon was slowly pulled out once it was inflated and I must say it looked awesome coming out. My wife though was not so sure about it, partly due to fear of it bursting, but I can tell you there was no change of that with this balloon.

We will try it again at some point to see if it creates more thrills and sensations.

 

[SinfulSailor]

You know what I want for mine? Something like a 1.5" ball or oval of solid stainless steel to put on the (inserted) end. The chain itself is reasonably heavy and all, but there's always room for improvement. And the ball and chain imagery is kind of cool, I think.

Stainless steel ball bearings are a toy I like to employ. Of course you could have one or more welded to your chain at a local metalworking shop. (Be sure they're familiar with working with stainless. It is different.)

You can find the ball bearings locally, I'm sure. I just ordered up a bunch of um in different sizes from ebay. Delivered to my door. haha!

 

[greeneyed_Lady]

Delightful thread.

Chain trick + vibrating egg = Mmmmmm
The chain conducts the vibration.

I'm a big fan of the chain... and the vibration is nice... but he hooked me up to the TENS one day... one contact on clit, one on the chain... *lespurr*

I'm a big fan of hard and cold... so ice is a given, the steel chain is good (he keeps my portion in the crisper drawer of his fridge), glass toys.. and I have done glass bottles in the past. Popsicles are good.. messy, but good... and have the potential for causing all kinds of problems... making plain water ones would have the same effect, less trouble afterwards tho!!

Candles, brush handles, chair legs, bed posts, stick shifts, toothbrushes, bananas, veggies.. I'm sure I've done small shampoo bottles and the like.. I'm sure I'm forgetting things..

 

[Adakgirl]

I have done the usual household items, candles, bottles( I prefer them full for the weight) Mag flashlight, Lg and small, the vacuum cleaner handle, various vegetables, a bannana. But I have to say most unusual was getting fucked by a SawZaw (a high powered electrical reciprocating saw) with a dildo on the blade. That was amazingly intense, for sure!

 

[Homburg]

I've had my concerns about glass bottles and jars for a while now. After seeing a particular video, I no longer have suspicions. They're confirmed.

The video starts with what appears to be a small pickle jar, empty with the lid on, sitting on the floor. A man steps over it, squats down, and begins to self-insert said jar by sitting on it. At one point he shifts a bit and it breaks. It took, oh, half a second of blood and him trying to fish it out before I had the mouse in hand and the video closed. No thanks, not my thing.

Admittedly, the situation was probably different from how most people use their insertables, and the item in question may not be what you or I would choose, but it does make me NOT want to insert something that can shatter from pressure into an orifice attached to a person I hold dear. Glass is far too unpredictable to trust. Your mileage may vary.

Note: Said video was presented as an educational link of what not to do. I found it a particularly effective, if gruesome lesson.

 

[Dreamliner]

My introduction to the use of various items occured a few years back at a neighbours party. Arriving late I had only been there a short while when invited into a room behind a closed door. There was very low level lighting, but on a table in the rom was a girl strapped down. Two other girls were playing with her body, it was obvious she was in a high llevel of sexual excitment.

The were letting her have gently clit orgasms and then proceeded to g spot orgasms, the first I had seen and the first time I saw a woman squirt. It was very awesome. They eventually transitioned to fisting her and then followed with a full bottle f chamagpne, cork of.

It opend my eyes at the time.

 

[Dreamliner]

Now that I have explored a few boundaries I have seen a few more items used.

One afternoon while playing in the bedroom with my partner of the time we were using the hitachi wand. This got us to thinking and being a bit of a do-it-yourself guy, I went out and adapted three dildo's to fir the hammer drill I have in the garage.

The next bedroom session was very, very intense,, the wand being quickly discarded for the hammer drill! Yes, wrks very well.

From that experience I further adapted the attachments to dual fitting, which provided double penetration capability. That equipment saw many years of use. All the dildo's attachment could be removed and able to be cleaned in the the basin or dishwasher.

 

[StormCat]

I knew a girl in college who used bottles and she said if you drill a hole in the bottle, it keeps it from getting stuck in there!??

 

[Wildthoughts228]

My wife and I have a few manufactured dildos and vibes which we love to use. A Pyrex Ribbed Glass Dildo and realistic looking vibe w balls for her, and I have a medium sized tapered vibrator which feels incredible...I can have intense orgasms while using it, however...

On a RV trip over the summer, we were without our toys...I regret not bringing them, but... One day while I was out training, she was feeling frisky, and used the wooden pole (with 2 inch screw-on ball on top) table-top paper towel holder. I think it was the one you can buy at Target. I, being in the healthcare field, and being a huge fan of ass-play, recently got my hands on the plastic shipping cylinder for an Epi-Pen (autoinjector used to treat allergic reactions and bee stings). It comes in this separate plastic cylinder about 1 inch in diameter and 7 inches long...like an oversized cigar tube. If you fill it with nice warm water, and recap the end, it is the perfect makeshift dildo. Me ass loves it!

So if you know anybody allergic to bee stings, make freinds with them and get your hands on one of these little delights! I imagine cold water would be fun too...might try that tonight!

 

[kitten_candy]

I'm all for anything that can turn a 30-minute play segment into an entire afternoon of watching someone squirm. And it would get all my shirts and slacks ironed at the same time. Who wouldn't like that?

sadist!

 

[eudaemonia]

Great thread, and I'm really glad to see the chain trick thread is still active. That's a classic. *fans self*

While we're on the subject of kitchen-based insertables, this citrus reamer might get someone's attention.

I'll vouch for the reamer and, heck, any OXO brand kitchen tool for ad hoc self-pleasuring needs. Their Good Grips line offers a tad more width to the working end of things, but 18/10 stainless works just fine, too. Highly recommend the seafood/nut cracker, which curves just right for G-spot/A-spot + clit play (and is dishwasher safe!):

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41562CZ5XML._SL500_AA280_.jpg http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/assets/product_images/230/3562811449441P.JPG

 

[midwestyankee]

sadist!

Thank you.

 

[dogskatt]

Bottles... bad news.... I was a paramedic in my youth and got one of those freak callouts you never forget.

This lady had used a small coke bottle and for obvious reasons, removed the screw-on lid (I mean... ouch!!) BUT somehow her using the bottle to fuck herself created a vacuum inside the bottle and before she knew it, couldn't remove her newly found dildo...

To this day I don't know what possessed the woman to call the (most unsympathetic) paramedics for this, but hey... we laughed about it for weeks afterwards.

(Thank goodness I was on call that night, otherwise she would have had to deal with men only)

I have heard of that happening, I also found out through a forum I used to belong to that someone came up with a cure for the problem, they placed a condom over the bottle first, then proceeded to use it to play.
I feel sorry for those who do learn the hard way, I have heard a number of stories of how things had gone wrong.

Please remember friends when tryng objects not normaly ment for this kind of use to take caution and think of all the possibilities of dangers first.

I know someone has mentioned frozen stuff, you do need to be aware there is danger in this as well, you can actually get frost bite from that if you do this to long or with objects that are to cold.

 

[ineeddaddyscock27]

I've used:

Carrots
Hot dogs
Zuchini
Candels
& candel holders
Remote controls
Phones
E-breaks in cars
Toothbrush's
Pens&Pencils

 

[surreality]

My girl and I like tools, screw driver handles, hammers, ratchet handles, socket extenders...I'm pretty handy so I have this stuff around

These are her favorite for anal play: http://images.lowes.com/product/082171/082171224904.jpg

 

[mcafee]

I have put a tube of lube in my ass while slowly squeezing it out in and on my anus. When I was done the whole bottle was emptied in my ass.

 

[groove_kid]

I'll admit.I've tried cucumbers and candlestick holders up my ass.
Just about anything up there turns me on.Not as much as a
nice fat cock.lol

 

[cockteaser22]

the weirdest was a screw driver or a cucumber

 

[Wildthoughts228]

You know, it's kinda funny...

Whenever I see objects that are "about the right size and shape" I start wondering..."hmmm...should I?" Sometimes I do, but usually I don't.

I think today I will keep my eyes peeled.

 

[smartchick]

What's under your skirt?

A few times I've inserted two large marbles vaginally and left them there while I went to work. Incredible feeling them start to slip out and then leaning forward slighlty on my chair to force them back in. Wet and aroused all day long...

 

[mickyp123]

There are a lot of people involved in three-ways with bikes and gravity here.

maybe that's why they are called tri-cycles