get some conversation going on the HT.

[midwestyankee]

this is an unenlightened point of view. science will eventually fully equate the picking of vegetables with the slaughtering of furry creatures. whatcha gonna do then????

At that point, I may have to sacrifice my pet rock in order to get my daily supply of minerals.

 

[EJFan]

At that point, I may have to sacrifice my pet rock in order to get my daily supply of minerals.

is there a ritual for this? 'cause it's only acceptable if you do so in the name of a higher power.

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

is there a ritual for this? 'cause it's only acceptable if you do so in the name of a higher power.

Yes...it's described in chapter 13 of the book of Neuteronomy. You place the rock to be sacrificed upon the shoulders of a spring lamb and then recite the lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil" in Aramaic.

 

[bisexplicit]

Yes...it's described in chapter 13 of the book of Neuteronomy. You place the rock to be sacrificed upon the shoulders of a spring lamb and then recite the lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil" in Aramaic.

Spring lamb? I could've sworn it was a fall rooster...

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

Spring lamb? I could've sworn it was a fall rooster...

You mean an autumn cock?

 

[EJFan]

...then recite the lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil" in Aramaic.

i actually have this version on my ipod.

 

[bisexplicit]

You mean an autumn cock?

Some prefer to call it that, yes.

 

[midwestyankee]

i actually have this version on my ipod.

Wasn't it part of the sound track to Mel Gibson's "Passion?"

 

[midwestyankee]

Some prefer to call it that, yes.

I believe that we should all be like umpires and call 'em as we see 'em.

 

[bisexplicit]

Mel Gibson's "Passion?"

Movies that shouldn't have made as much money as they did for $1000, Alex.

 

[EJFan]

Wasn't it part of the sound track to Mel Gibson's "Passion?"

it may have been... i d/l my version from aramaicmorpheus.com

 

[midwestyankee]

Movies that shouldn't have made as much money as they did for $1000, Alex.

Now that would be an entertaining, though disheartening, list.

 

[EJFan]

what is "bi bi birdy?"

 

[bisexplicit]

what is "bi bi birdy?"

Come on, if that was a porno staring me you know you'd see it.

 

[EJFan]

Come on, if that was a porno staring me you know you'd see it.

maybe.

but that doesn't mean that it wouldn't fit into your jeopardy category.

 

[midwestyankee]

maybe.

but that doesn't mean that it wouldn't fit into your jeopardy category.

First criterion: did it make any money?

Second criterion: how much money did it deserve to make?

Third criterion: what is the difference between the first and second criteria?

 

[EJFan]

First criterion: did it make any money?

Second criterion: how much money did it deserve to make?

Third criterion: what is the difference between the first and second criteria?

head. hurts.

i understood there would be no math...

 

[bisexplicit]

First criterion: did it make any money?

Second criterion: how much money did it deserve to make?

Third criterion: what is the difference between the first and second criteria?

And going by that criteria, I don't think any porn film I made would fit into it.

Any porn film Paris Hilton makes, however...

 

[midwestyankee]

And going by that criteria, I don't think any porn film I made would fit into it.

Any porn film Paris Hilton makes, however...

I think I saw the famous PH video not long ago. She appeared to be as interested in what she was doing as EJ is in math.

 

[EJFan]

Any porn film Paris Hilton makes, however...

i saw this... and i love celebrity porn.

now the tally stands at:
paris
tonya harding
pam anderson
chyna
pam anderson again
gina lee nolin
colin ferrel
jenna lewis (from survivor)

i think i got 'em all... just waitin' for the one brittney made... and i KNOW she made one

 

[Eilan]

tonya harding

I'm totally scared of her.

 

[EJFan]

I'm totally scared of her.

she has a nice ass... but her breasts are a little odd... too much areola i think.

 

[Eilan]

she has a nice ass... but her breasts are a little odd... too much areola i think.

I'll have to take your word for it.